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Friend asks advice re: her BF refuses to give her oral sex | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 8806956  United States04/01/2012 04:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| John Donson User ID: 7813130 United States04/01/2012 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How big is her muffin top and what color is her kid? You said he's already been down on her twice. Maybe she doesn't taste good and he's just using the kid as an excuse. Quoting: John Donson 7813130 That's what I was thinking. Her muffin top is not that big. Her kid is white. Weird question. Dudes will run from bad tasting and/or smelling cooter! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1306067 United States04/01/2012 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I normally don't post here but I have a friend who confessed some things to me last night and I wasn't really sure what to make of it all so I thought I'd ask the MATURE people at GLP (I realize that is only a scant few, so that means most of you champing at the bit to post something lame/childish/useless/crude/etc, please refrain. Thank you). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8806956 My friend is 29 and attractive. She is not a very healthy eat but she is not overweight, just has a bit of a muffin top. She has been with this guy for 6 months now. She just told me he has only gone down on her twice and has since told her he can't do it because she "had a baby and it just weirds me out." She has a 3 yr old from another guy. Wtf. I don't get it. He is telling her he can't give her oral sex because she has had a kid and it creeps him out? She is thinking of dumping him because of this. She did tell me she is all over for him for sex as soon as he gets home from work and he gets annoyed and I told her she really needs to back off and let him decompress when he gets home. He also claims he's too tired for sex most of the time. He is 27. What can I tell my friend. I have never had a guy not want to give oral sex and I feel really bad for her. I know she grooms her female areas so it's not that anyway. What would make a guy feel this way, besides he's gay? He did spend a long time in prison. Does she have the 'cottage cheese' crap down there? She might smell like last months fish too. If she is clean, then it is simply a matter that the guy does not like going down there very much , and this gal does NOT turn him on enough to make him WANT to go down there. |
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| SnakeAirlines User ID: 13062476 United States04/01/2012 05:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What a stupid thread... I am not sure who is more stupid... The chick with the loser that won't eat her snatch, or the OP for posting this stupid thread at a conspiracy site...  "Hold my cat while I bring in my tomato plant. That chemtrail looks like an earthquake chemtrail" deanoZXT-07/20/2014 07:48 PM |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1222180 United States04/01/2012 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I normally don't post here but I have a friend who confessed some things to me last night and I wasn't really sure what to make of it all so I thought I'd ask the MATURE people at GLP (I realize that is only a scant few, so that means most of you champing at the bit to post something lame/childish/useless/crude/etc, please refrain. Thank you). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8806956 My friend is 29 and attractive. She is not a very healthy eat but she is not overweight, just has a bit of a muffin top. She has been with this guy for 6 months now. She just told me he has only gone down on her twice and has since told her he can't do it because she "had a baby and it just weirds me out." She has a 3 yr old from another guy. Wtf. I don't get it. He is telling her he can't give her oral sex because she has had a kid and it creeps him out? She is thinking of dumping him because of this. She did tell me she is all over for him for sex as soon as he gets home from work and he gets annoyed and I told her she really needs to back off and let him decompress when he gets home. He also claims he's too tired for sex most of the time. He is 27. What can I tell my friend. I have never had a guy not want to give oral sex and I feel really bad for her. I know she grooms her female areas so it's not that anyway. What would make a guy feel this way, besides he's gay? He did spend a long time in prison. The next time she wants it, she must NOT have that active yeast infection. But seriously, either she SMELLS, or has too much HAIR. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8806956 United States04/01/2012 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What a stupid thread... Quoting: SnakeAirlines I am not sure who is more stupid... The chick with the loser that won't eat her snatch, or the OP for posting this stupid thread at a conspiracy site... In case you haven't noticed, people post all kinds of stuff here that is not conspiracy crap. I thought I'd throw it out there since people seem to enjoy sex-related threads here, and I really didn't know what to think or tell her. She is definitely not a very smart girl. I am just trying to help her. |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8806956 United States04/01/2012 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I normally don't post here but I have a friend who confessed some things to me last night and I wasn't really sure what to make of it all so I thought I'd ask the MATURE people at GLP (I realize that is only a scant few, so that means most of you champing at the bit to post something lame/childish/useless/crude/etc, please refrain. Thank you). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8806956 My friend is 29 and attractive. She is not a very healthy eat but she is not overweight, just has a bit of a muffin top. She has been with this guy for 6 months now. She just told me he has only gone down on her twice and has since told her he can't do it because she "had a baby and it just weirds me out." She has a 3 yr old from another guy. Wtf. I don't get it. He is telling her he can't give her oral sex because she has had a kid and it creeps him out? She is thinking of dumping him because of this. She did tell me she is all over for him for sex as soon as he gets home from work and he gets annoyed and I told her she really needs to back off and let him decompress when he gets home. He also claims he's too tired for sex most of the time. He is 27. What can I tell my friend. I have never had a guy not want to give oral sex and I feel really bad for her. I know she grooms her female areas so it's not that anyway. What would make a guy feel this way, besides he's gay? He did spend a long time in prison. The next time she wants it, she must NOT have that active yeast infection. But seriously, either she SMELLS, or has too much HAIR. She said she shaves almost everything. I didn't ask her if she had an infection, that would be kind of uncool of me. Plus I think she would now. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 2123284 United States04/01/2012 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wouldnt eat that skank either, I wouldn't be with her in the first place. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2123284 What makes her a skank, exactly, based on the little I have written about her? He knew what he was getting into from the get-go though. She has a kid with another dude. Enough said, she is a sorn out ho. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8806956 United States04/01/2012 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Anyway, I know GLP is full of guys, that is why I asked here. Does it sound like he might just want to dump her but he is waiting to her to get on her feet financially first? I wanted this relationship to work for her, as he is a nice guy, definitely a beta male and not the usually alpha ahole she is usually attracted to. |
| Skin Suit User ID: 4280163 United States04/01/2012 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 13496924 United States04/01/2012 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL! What are you doing over here? Muffin top? Every time I come in here, there's some new hilarious slang for me to learn. OP, tell your friend to go pump iron; she can get rid of it in a month that way. Also, tell her to buy a juicer. About 10% of body-weight in people who are out of shape is waste matter. Raw fruit and vegetable juices will flush it out. Now, where do you think you are? Cupid.com? Don't you know there are only two reasons people visit threads like this? 1. recess after looking at the news and for that time, we've naught better to do than mess with you. 2. there are trolls waiting breathlessly to pounce on your post with all the ugly obscenities they can dream up. If your friend has a child to raise, how is it she has a live-in boyfriend instead of a husband? Her child is not going to respect her if she carries on like a trollop in her own house where her child has to see it - and neither will her boyfriends. And then she wants to jump on him as soon as he gets home from work? Is she a nympho? That sounds like boredom to me; she does that because she doesn't have any more constructive interests to keep her busy. Tell her to grow up and be a responsible parent, for a change. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8806956 United States04/01/2012 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wouldnt eat that skank either, I wouldn't be with her in the first place. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2123284 What makes her a skank, exactly, based on the little I have written about her? He knew what he was getting into from the get-go though. She has a kid with another dude. Enough said, she is a sorn out ho. Oh, ok. Got it. So a woman should stay with an asshole or an abuser she has a child with, lest she be cast off by society as a "worn out ho", or if the father of the child dumps her, same thing, just a ho, eh? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 4888817 United States04/01/2012 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | some vagina REALLY stinks. i fingered a girl in high school (who was a virgin) and the smell stayed on my fingers for like 2 days. it was fucking disgusting. that could be a reason and she may not know how bad it stinks. also, he may just not like to eat pussy. one of my friends hates to eat pussy, so he just doesnt do it. |
| Burt Gummer User ID: 7702124 United States04/01/2012 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How big is her muffin top and what color is her kid? You said he's already been down on her twice. Maybe she doesn't taste good and he's just using the kid as an excuse. Quoting: John Donson 7813130 That's what I was thinking. Her muffin top is not that big. Her kid is white. Weird question. Dudes will run from bad tasting and/or smelling cooter! Yep.....stanky cooter syndrome. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8806956 United States04/01/2012 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if you don't eat the pussy, you just ain't that into her. Quoting: Skin Suit from a guy's perspective, i always know if i look at her and want to do that, it's gonna last a while. if not, it's time to do the three week rule. move on. What's the three week rule? Also, yes, she could lose the weight in a few months with some effort, cut 5 inches off her hair (its down to her bum, way too long) and she would be really hot. But I think it's more than that, because she is hotter than he is, he is doughy and not that great looking. |
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| Skin Suit User ID: 4280163 United States04/01/2012 05:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if you don't eat the pussy, you just ain't that into her. Quoting: Skin Suit from a guy's perspective, i always know if i look at her and want to do that, it's gonna last a while. if not, it's time to do the three week rule. move on. What's the three week rule? Also, yes, she could lose the weight in a few months with some effort, cut 5 inches off her hair (its down to her bum, way too long) and she would be really hot. But I think it's more than that, because she is hotter than he is, he is doughy and not that great looking. you know within three weeks of dating someone whether it's gonna last over a year or not. it's an inner voice thing. at least i do. it's better to get it over with early on than leading a woman on just to get a couple month's extra sex. |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8806956 United States04/01/2012 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL! What are you doing over here? Muffin top? Every time I come in here, there's some new hilarious slang for me to learn. OP, tell your friend to go pump iron; she can get rid of it in a month that way. Also, tell her to buy a juicer. About 10% of body-weight in people who are out of shape is waste matter. Raw fruit and vegetable juices will flush it out. Now, where do you think you are? Cupid.com? Don't you know there are only two reasons people visit threads like this? 1. recess after looking at the news and for that time, we've naught better to do than mess with you. 2. there are trolls waiting breathlessly to pounce on your post with all the ugly obscenities they can dream up. If your friend has a child to raise, how is it she has a live-in boyfriend instead of a husband? Her child is not going to respect her if she carries on like a trollop in her own house where her child has to see it - and neither will her boyfriends. And then she wants to jump on him as soon as he gets home from work? Is she a nympho? That sounds like boredom to me; she does that because she doesn't have any more constructive interests to keep her busy. Tell her to grow up and be a responsible parent, for a change. Some people have already offered useless advice here, fyi. She is probably bored, she needs to get a job asap. She only does one thing though and if she can't find a job in that one very small field then she won't look for anything else. She can lose him for this fact alone. He is too young to want to support someone and her child from another man. All of that is pretty obvious though. The oral sex stuff is what kind of surprised me. You'd think he would at least be getting some, and wanting it, even if he planned to dump her. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 9712651  Canada04/01/2012 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8806956 United States04/01/2012 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Before we can solve this, let's be honest, is the "friend" really you??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13293834 Oh Lord, hell no it is not me. Go away, troll. I am meticulous about my health, I am very clean inside and out. Never had a single complaint whatsoever or have a guy lose interest in me sexually. I am trying to help my friend because if she loses this guy she is SOL. He is the best guy she's met. |
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