Hi .... I'm an evil Alien race and I want control of your planet.

Well you'll have to fight the alien species that allready controls this planet first-good luck with that.

Let's assume I am those aliens.

You are manipulating our subconscious minds so we kill each other?

You slowly change the atmosphere of our planet to your needs?

You sabotage our nuclear power plants?

Come on ... this is a game, best suggestions please.


I do have my own ideas on this and I will come out with them in a while but first off lets see what you guys think ...



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Last Edited by Lamplite on 04/14/2012 06:00 AM

OK I will play along by answering ...





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Last Edited by Lamplite on 04/14/2012 05:38 AM

Well the Gnostic Gospels state that if man loses free will the pin will be pulled on the planet so your victory will be very much a Dr Strangelove moment.

This planet has been destroyed by mankind, you can have it.

That won't happen because I have made deals with the men in charge, they're on my team, have been for ages.

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Last Edited by Lamplite on 04/14/2012 05:42 AM

First, you create history for the human being. Next you shove as much information about reality and emotion as you can in to as many outlets as you can. Finally, amongst those who are not aware of your deception, you pull the plug on their reality and hope they succumb to the subconscious messages laid out endless before them. You don't do anything. You watch us panic within our system because we're too irrational to imagine anything else. Any bit of light slighted by our dark with such mass as to create sensation. -__- Am I close?

ZGday you are controlling our bowel movements and we are crapping ourselves to death

No it hasn't, the planet has a heart beat which is it's magnetic field and it's magma.

It is alive and well.

Sort of, I did create all your religions.

Humans already know about me.

This would not be enough to get control though but it helps.
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Last Edited by Lamplite on 04/14/2012 05:45 AM

troll

Come on ... I am doing something simple ... you all know I am doing this and this simple thing will deliver to me my prize.

None of you are even close yet.

What am I doing?

Hint bible tards should have a head start on this?




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Last Edited by Lamplite on 04/14/2012 06:14 AM

You are the goverment for 100 Please

Probably

Oh boy, we meet again, here, on the planet they call Earth. I guess you did not learned the lesson from Sorath 5, huh?
Ok, i will give you a fair warning like i did last time, but i guess you wont listen to it again. Please LEAVE till is too late for you and yours, we came here first, AGAIN!

No, you were not here first and you're only you because we genetically altered you ... now don't get arrogant, OK?
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We did not asked you to do that, so we do not feel like we owe you anything. And, by the way, you made a huge mistake by doing that. We are now superior to your race and kicking your ass all around galaxy.

Can you prove your claim or are you just a crazy person on this forum?

Oh man, do I have to give out hints?

OK the hint is ... the answer is in Revelations ...

It's a game ...

But I do have an idea of what the aliens are doing ... play along.

Aliens our like people you have good ones and bad ones.

lol don't make me laugh

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Yes but my bunch want total control and we are going to get it.

Mankind knows all about that, seeing as you are like me.


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Last Edited by Lamplite on 04/14/2012 06:09 AM

Fast food?

I can see this game may take days?

I though someone would have guessed by now?

Clever but no.

The bad ones our less evolved and will do anything to have control of this world!. the good ones are more evolved and know that everything wil be like it is. And they wil help if its necessary.

Start ww3
When the sheeple think all hope is lost, make your grand entrance to offer help.