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| patdeez84 Offer Upgrade  User ID: 779066  Puerto Rico04/25/2012 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| patdeez84 (OP) User ID: 779066 Puerto Rico04/25/2012 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Showed up to work wasn't there 5 mins and my boss showed up told me that I had to go to town to take a UA. Thankfully the place was closed by the time I got to town, so now I get to take it tomorrow Quoting: patdeez84 What's a UA? A pee test? Yes its a pee test :sigjosh: :ronswansontax: “We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with.” Ron Paul . “My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson |
| patdeez84 (OP) User ID: 779066 Puerto Rico04/25/2012 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can study for it :sigjosh: :ronswansontax: “We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with.” Ron Paul . “My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson |
| 12.21.12 User ID: 9992933 United States04/25/2012 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| patdeez84 (OP) User ID: 779066 Puerto Rico04/25/2012 05:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not tomorrow they won't :sigjosh: :ronswansontax: “We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with.” Ron Paul . “My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1003364 United States04/25/2012 05:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| patdeez84 (OP) User ID: 779066 Puerto Rico04/25/2012 05:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | do you take any drugs , pot stays in your system for a month, cocaine 1 week , alchohol 24 hours, meth 3 months do you take any drugs , pot stays in your system for a month, cocaine 1 week , alchohol 24 hours, meth 3 months Just a some pot nothing else :sigjosh: :ronswansontax: “We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with.” Ron Paul . “My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson |
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| patdeez84 (OP) User ID: 779066 Puerto Rico04/25/2012 05:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Go in there and tell them you couldn't take a piss but fit about a half a shit in the cup and ask, "Will that work"? They'll pass you and just send you own your way. Quoting: danwa  :sigjosh: :ronswansontax: “We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with.” Ron Paul . “My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson |
| patdeez84 (OP) User ID: 779066 Puerto Rico04/25/2012 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's a clue - save your money and stop getting stoned. Be productive in life, not saddled with the perpetual brain and emotional where-with-all of a ten year old kid... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1003364 Dude I have a house thats paid for 3 cars paid for and no bills, but utilities and your telling me to be more productive with my life how about you...  :sigjosh: :ronswansontax: “We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with.” Ron Paul . “My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 11213272 United States04/25/2012 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| patdeez84 (OP) User ID: 779066 Puerto Rico04/25/2012 05:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Anybody who doesn't know how to get a clean result within 24 hours from only smoking pot, must be VERY young lol Op knows I can tell. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11213272  :sigjosh: :ronswansontax: “We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with.” Ron Paul . “My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson |
| 12.21.12 User ID: 9992933 United States04/25/2012 05:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1003364 United States04/25/2012 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's a clue - save your money and stop getting stoned. Be productive in life, not saddled with the perpetual brain and emotional where-with-all of a ten year old kid... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1003364 Dude I have a house thats paid for 3 cars paid for and no bills, but utilities and your telling me to be more productive with my life how about you... Lets examine OP's defintions: 1. House = really means "trailer" 2. Car's = really means barely running, 300K miles, and falling apart... Then why do you work OP, if your so "well to do"? |
| patdeez84 (OP) User ID: 779066 Puerto Rico04/25/2012 06:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | sorry OP , if you smoke pot, you will probably create a ( I got fired today ) thread , pot stays in your system for weeks Quoting: 12.21.12 I can pass it as long as I have some notice, and if I don't its not the end of the world I don't even really need the job its just somthing to keep me busy and for pocket money :sigjosh: :ronswansontax: “We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with.” Ron Paul . “My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1003364 United States04/25/2012 06:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | sorry OP , if you smoke pot, you will probably create a ( I got fired today ) thread , pot stays in your system for weeks Quoting: 12.21.12 I can pass it as long as I have some notice, and if I don't its not the end of the world I don't even really need the job its just somthing to keep me busy and for pocket money Spoken like a true wholesome, productive, outstanding American... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 11213272 United States04/25/2012 06:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | sorry OP , if you smoke pot, you will probably create a ( I got fired today ) thread , pot stays in your system for weeks Quoting: 12.21.12 I can pass it as long as I have some notice, and if I don't its not the end of the world I don't even really need the job its just somthing to keep me busy and for pocket money Of course you can pass it with some notice. I'm sure you know what to do to pass. It just amazes me that some of these people don't know lol |
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| patdeez84 (OP) User ID: 779066 Puerto Rico04/25/2012 06:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's a clue - save your money and stop getting stoned. Be productive in life, not saddled with the perpetual brain and emotional where-with-all of a ten year old kid... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1003364 Dude I have a house thats paid for 3 cars paid for and no bills, but utilities and your telling me to be more productive with my life how about you... Lets examine OP's defintions: 1. House = really means "trailer" 2. Car's = really means barely running, 300K miles, and falling apart... Then why do you work OP, if your so "well to do"? I don't live in a trailer its actually a 3 bedroom house, and all my cars have under 200k miles. And the reason I work is so I can stay busy during the day and have pocket money to spend :sigjosh: :ronswansontax: “We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with.” Ron Paul . “My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson |
| 12.21.12 User ID: 9992933 United States04/25/2012 06:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | do you take any drugs , pot stays in your system for a month, cocaine 1 week , alchohol 24 hours, meth 3 months really ??!!coke stays for 1 week??!!! depends on usage , one time , 72 hours, regular use about a week or so , drug addict 12 weeks Last Edited by 12.21.12 on 04/25/2012 06:05 PM |
| patdeez84 (OP) User ID: 779066 Puerto Rico04/25/2012 06:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For urine you can mask it, for blood, if they do a draw OP is screwed, same with hair... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1003364 Yes if it was a blood test I would be screwed but hair is easier to pass then urine :sigjosh: :ronswansontax: “We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with.” Ron Paul . “My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson |
