I have never seen a place like this where there are so many worshippers of Satin...

but satin is so soft and smooth, like silk but better ;)

and though I'm sure you'll take my sarcastic post as proof of Satan, please OP, lighten up. No one knows what will happen. Most of us try to be good people, and that should count for something.

yes, satin is great!

Satin? Really? Opie, I hope you're making a jest.

I like satin. Satin is good.

I adore satin. It is so smooth and lovely to sleep on.

I worship rayon...but not in the summer, then I'm all about the Goddess cotton.

Hail Satin!

Any real Christian would take one look around this den of iniquity and then GTFO and never return!

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Why don't you just go find a good porn site and leave us alone.

You and everyone else on this forum does as well. Jesus is your savior.

well considering he is from Russia he probably does not realize he is spelling it wrong..if that is true..surely he wont know what a jest means. Just my observation... OP could be playing around too! Not sure...the verdict soon!

ATLAS OR SATANA???

People like you are dangerous, you should be rounded up and re-educated. At least to the level where you know the difference between satin and fucking Satan(the latter being you made up evil dude)

Jesus must like silk. Don't blame me when you get all sticky sleeping during the summer because you listened to Jesus.

My spelling is not the best always. But I did atend a US university and did well.

I will pray for you in Jesus name to.

In all seriousness, I doubt there is even three Satanists on this board.

This thread gets



Thanks for the lols.

Enough about satin worship.Yes, satin sheets and underwear are nice. Although I do own some holy underwear, I doubt anyone would worship them.You can't beat the ventilation ! Now about Jeebus: Ok, he did some miracles (not involving satin) . He was also carpenter. Do you ever hear about anything great he ever built?Did he make Joseph or Maria a nice home entertainment center or oak dresser to hold Maria's satin panties? No.

ALL HAIL SATIN !

I'd just like to remind everyone here that if you wear polyester you'll go to hell.

And Satan will laff at you.

The only problem with satin sheets is... they are so slippery, sex can be hazardous on them.

Welcome!

Many many more than that I will assure of this.


Galatians 2:20 I have been crucified with Christ. It is no longer I who live, but Christ who lives in me. And the life I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of God. who loved me and gave himself for me.

Sorry but If you dont believe in that nonsense called christianity / religion you sure as HELL(get it) wont believe in satanism, people who worship satan are the same type of fools that would believe in christianity etc

Most satin aka santanist are from australia as we have been seeing them flood this godly realm with their nonsense.

Since I purchased my first pair of Satin underpants I have been a Satinist. I joined the Church Of Satin not long ago'and now revel in my Satinistic lifestyle. I have truly given my life to Satin! :-)

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