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America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.

 
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
by the way, we are not all fat.
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No, Just 2/3's of us and still growing. What happens in another decade?


One of the reasons we are fat is because our cities are designed to segregate us and turn us into mindless drones.


Instead of taking a 10 minute walk home from work we drive 40 minutes in traffic and hell, might as well pick up a coca-cola from the grocery store on the way home because traffic is gonna suck and the caffeine calms ya down right.

So many fucking cards that all fell into place that it's pretty fucking obvious that what happened to the American People was done on purpose.


Think about this. If one lives on the far eastern Suburbs of Los Angeles and his Aunt lives on the far Western Suburbs of Los Angeles. They live 90 miles apart. That is an hour and a half drive on a day with no traffic. On most days that is a 3 hour drive. So even though they both still live in "LA" they might only see each other every 3 months or even worse.

TPTB destroyed our communities and put us out in the suburbs. They off shored our industry and gave us a credit card to make up for the lost GDP. Get get to consume like we are really making shit and we aren't.

I hate to see people blame Obama for this. He is most definitely part of the problem but don't think by voting for the other guy that it's going to change. It' not.

The collapse of the American empire was orchestrated by Communist infiltrators on both sides. And by polarizing our politics.

The democrats succeeded in pushing social agendas while the Republicans lowered the taxes for the very people that outsourced all of our jobs. See they are both in on it.

Lowering the taxes on CEO's are not going to make the CEO's bring back the manufacturing jobs. Why not just abolish corporate taxes in the US. The jobs still wouldn't come back.
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We went to Europe not long a go. The food in France puts American food to shame. And I'm not talking about the high-falutin' gourmet stuff, I'm talking about a 2 Euro chicken sandwich from the grocery store, or even what's available at a McDonald's. They are terrific cooks, don't get me wrong, but it's the quality of the food they eat, the raw materials, the ingredients. They do not eat poop. They do not accept a week old sandwich on slimy bread loaded with preservatives.

The things is, you can never get enough of what you don't really want. What I mean is, eating the real thing, even though the portions were smaller all over Europe, it was satisfying. I find myself eating larger portions of poor quality food. The good stuff fills you up with less.

What they also have, and what the US used to be filled with, are cities built to human scale made for walking. We can solve some of our energy and health issues with architecture - rebuild cities so they are made for people to walk them.

Finally, personal responsibility. I mean the real thing, not the fake political slogan. A corporation is a legal fiction. It's a made-up concept, and a dangerous one, because people taking actions under a corporate shield can hide behind it. Jefferson was rightly concerned with corporate structures and banking institutions.

No more corporations and no more trusts.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Fat people can still protect their homes with guns. Guerrilla warfare never has worked and it won't work against the American people.
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They will flatten your home with a tank bro.
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cruise
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Fat people make shitty hunters.
Fat people are fine if they spend all their time in their bunkers. Is it viable that post shit-hitting-the-fan people just sit forever in their bunkers waiting for who knows what?

I repeat: Warriors aren't fat.
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It isnt about being fat or skinny, its about being conditioned for your body type. Obese people arent warriors, but fat people can if they have the gas tank for it.
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PT. NOW.


PT. FUN FOR YOU. FUN FOR ME.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
have you seen some of the guns Americans carry?

you're gonna need some weight on your ass, if you want to fire those things and not get tossed around.

if tshtf, Americans aren't gonna be the ones running, so our weight is irrelevant.
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Yes, bullets move much faster than the fastest human, but when the shit hits the fan, bullets won't be enough.

Warriors aren't fat. So America, as our greatest hope against the PTB, I'm glad you got the guns. Now lose the fat for fuck sake.
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I agree. It's all the processed foods, especially GMO wheat/flour, that's major.
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Processed food has nothing to do with it. It has everything to do with the fact that Americans eat 3700 Calories/day. The highest in the world and do probably the least exercise in the world.

This is a the best calorie calculator.

[link to www.freedieting.com]

With the amount of activity we do the average male should eat no more than 2200 calories/day. We easily eat 1500 more/day than we should. If we exercised every day we can bump it up to 2800 calories/day. Still well less than we are eating.

All this BS about certain types of Calories making you fat is BS. A calorie is a calorie and any extra calories turn to fat. Carbs do not make you fat. The japanese eat 70-80% carbs and are lean. Americans Eat less than 50% of our diet from carbs and are fat. Which diet should you follow.

Judge by results and what you see actually working for people. Low carb diets dehydrate you and turn your body acidic which leads to cancer. The dehydration leads to water weight loss and the fact that you end up eating so much meat ultimately slows down your digestive tract which makes you eat less. It might work. But it's not healthy and in the long run will kill you.


The best and healthiest way to eat is ultimately just like the Japanese. Lots of rice and fruit and maybe a quarter lb of fish/meat per day. 70-80% Carbs, 10-15% Protein, and 10-15% fat.

It's impossible to exercise with a gut full of meat. So that's obviously not healthy to do all the time.
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Just who the hell is eating that many calories per day? I don't know anyone who eats like that. I'd say I take in about 1200 to 1500, my husband about 2,000/day and that's pretty much everyone else we know. I don't see the hugely fat people everyone talks about in such great numbers. I live in NJ, and not the Midwest, but still, where they hell are all these fatties?
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
I've cut back to two meals a day. It's rough at first but the body adjusts and I'm slowly losing weight.
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If you cut out all processed sugary foods and eat lots of fiber, you can eat all day long and QUICKLY lose weight.
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Yes, bullets move much faster than the fastest human, but when the shit hits the fan, bullets won't be enough.

Warriors aren't fat. So America, as our greatest hope against the PTB, I'm glad you got the guns. Now lose the fat for fuck sake.
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Not completely in touch with reality, are you? Stop slobbering up everything you read in the media for chrissakes.
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You're silly.

They've got weapons we've never seen or heard of. Our guns are nothing.

We're going down!!
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Yes, bullets move much faster than the fastest human, but when the shit hits the fan, bullets won't be enough.

Warriors aren't fat. So America, as our greatest hope against the PTB, I'm glad you got the guns. Now lose the fat for fuck sake.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 694452


I agree. It's all the processed foods, especially GMO wheat/flour, that's major.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1556306


Processed food has nothing to do with it. It has everything to do with the fact that Americans eat 3700 Calories/day. The highest in the world and do probably the least exercise in the world.

This is a the best calorie calculator.

[link to www.freedieting.com]

With the amount of activity we do the average male should eat no more than 2200 calories/day. We easily eat 1500 more/day than we should. If we exercised every day we can bump it up to 2800 calories/day. Still well less than we are eating.

All this BS about certain types of Calories making you fat is BS. A calorie is a calorie and any extra calories turn to fat. Carbs do not make you fat. The japanese eat 70-80% carbs and are lean. Americans Eat less than 50% of our diet from carbs and are fat. Which diet should you follow.

Judge by results and what you see actually working for people. Low carb diets dehydrate you and turn your body acidic which leads to cancer. The dehydration leads to water weight loss and the fact that you end up eating so much meat ultimately slows down your digestive tract which makes you eat less. It might work. But it's not healthy and in the long run will kill you.


The best and healthiest way to eat is ultimately just like the Japanese. Lots of rice and fruit and maybe a quarter lb of fish/meat per day. 70-80% Carbs, 10-15% Protein, and 10-15% fat.

It's impossible to exercise with a gut full of meat. So that's obviously not healthy to do all the time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17177008


Just who the hell is eating that many calories per day? I don't know anyone who eats like that. I'd say I take in about 1200 to 1500, my husband about 2,000/day and that's pretty much everyone else we know. I don't see the hugely fat people everyone talks about in such great numbers. I live in NJ, and not the Midwest, but still, where they hell are all these fatties?
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Everyone is eating that many Calories. Also it's the south where the fatties are not the midwest. I bet you eat 1000 calories/day more than your estimate. And so does your husband. Hell Europeans eat 3100. Japanese eat 2800. You must be the skinniest fucking state around with the people eating like they do in developing countries.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
True, I thought it was a different colored Twinkie 1dunno1
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.

by the way, we are not all fat.
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Think about this. If one lives on the far eastern Suburbs of Los Angeles and his Aunt lives on the far Western Suburbs of Los Angeles. They live 90 miles apart. That is an hour and a half drive on a day with no traffic. On most days that is a 3 hour drive. So even though they both still live in "LA" they might only see each other every 3 months or even worse.

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That is one big ass city if the far eastern and western sides are an hour and a half journey with no traffic. Or maybe its because Ive never been to any big cities but that just seems big hiding
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
We have lots of fatties here in Toronto...lots of skinny people and average too....But it is rare that you see OBESE people...People so fat that they can barely walk...people over 300-350 lbs. But whenever I go down to the states I see lots more of those extremely fat people...And I have never been to the south....I am talking about NY Penn OH.
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Processed food has nothing to do with it. It has everything to do with the fact that Americans eat 3700 Calories/day. The highest in the world and do probably the least exercise in the world.

This is a the best calorie calculator.

[link to www.freedieting.com]

With the amount of activity we do the average male should eat no more than 2200 calories/day. We easily eat 1500 more/day than we should. If we exercised every day we can bump it up to 2800 calories/day. Still well less than we are eating.

All this BS about certain types of Calories making you fat is BS. A calorie is a calorie and any extra calories turn to fat. Carbs do not make you fat. The japanese eat 70-80% carbs and are lean. Americans Eat less than 50% of our diet from carbs and are fat. Which diet should you follow.

Judge by results and what you see actually working for people. Low carb diets dehydrate you and turn your body acidic which leads to cancer. The dehydration leads to water weight loss and the fact that you end up eating so much meat ultimately slows down your digestive tract which makes you eat less. It might work. But it's not healthy and in the long run will kill you.


It's impossible to exercise with a gut full of meat. So that's obviously not healthy to do all the time.
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Im sure processed food may have something to do with it. Or overly processed at least.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
waddle waddle....lol
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]

First I've heard of the "fat virus"--makes sense for some people's obesity.

At the gym this week, a short fat girl, BMI way over 35, was doing 9mph on the elliptical trainer for a good 30 minutes.
Don't know how she did it. Didn't look difficult for her.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Yes, bullets move much faster than the fastest human, but when the shit hits the fan, bullets won't be enough.

Warriors aren't fat. So America, as our greatest hope against the PTB, I'm glad you got the guns. Now lose the fat for fuck sake.
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u mad the queen took your guns away?
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GMO = Chemicla Lobotomy

It's all that GMO Canola oil from Canada.

It's turning the United States into a bunch of FAT, SMELLY, FLESH EATING, ZOMBIE, RETARTS. (TARDS)
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LMFAO Funny observation
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]

First I've heard of the "fat virus"--makes sense for some people's obesity.

At the gym this week, a short fat girl, BMI way over 35, was doing 9mph on the elliptical trainer for a good 30 minutes.
Don't know how she did it. Didn't look difficult for her.
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eh.
I was Bulimic, on the edge of underweight BMI, close to passing out all the time(did that once, that was fun), always cold, dehydrated, FUCKING DELUSIONAL, and near dead, apparently.

AND I KICKED THAT ELLIPTICAL'S ASS.
EVERY.
DAY.




it's really not that hard :/ especially if you keep it on the 1st level... and use your arms.. :P:5a:
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Dear Canada,

Please look up average heights and weights in your country, the Uk, Mexico and the US and you will see how wrong you are.

Take the time and learn something.





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