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cdwarior User ID: 1564478 United States 07/06/2012 03:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | From the Princess Bride. Editorialized... Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead. Man in Restaraunt: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Man in Black: You've made your decision then? Man in Restaraunt: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. Man in Restaraunt: Wait till I get going! Now, where was I? Man in Black: Australia. Man in Restaraunt: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Man in Black: You're just stalling now. Man in Restaraunt: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work. Man in Restaraunt: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS! Man in Black: Then make your choice. Man in Restaraunt: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be? Man in Black: [Man in Restaraunt gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Man in Restaraunt swaps the goblets] Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything. Man in Restaraunt: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours. Man in Black, Man in Restaraunt: [Man in Restaraunt and the Man in Black drink] Man in Black: You guessed wrong. Man in Restaraunt: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... Man in Restaraunt: [Man in Restaraunt stops suddenly, his smile frozen on his face and falls to the ground dead] Waitress: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned. Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building acceptance of Socialism. You see it's fruits. |
Bluebird User ID: 730536 United States 07/06/2012 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow! Off the chart in Creep Factor. Must have seen/heard something. One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one. Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway. Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy |
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Bluebird User ID: 730536 United States 07/06/2012 03:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can you imagine the reaction if this had been Bush or even Romney??? One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one. Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway. Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy |
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Videobarbs User ID: 17833914 United States 07/06/2012 04:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.ohio.com] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18991828 The owner of an Akron restaurant where President Barack Obama stopped for breakfast this morning died, apparently of a heart attack, shortly after meeting him. Maybe she learned something she shouldn't have during his visit and therefore had "heart attack by injection or bullet or lethal dart". At least this sudden and unexplained death was widely reported, unlike some others in his circle who die. The record on this, however, is held by the Clintons followed by JFK and 9-11 witnesses. May the dear lady R.I.P. At least she didn't suffer. |
Borat Sagdiyev User ID: 18344634 United States 07/06/2012 04:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bingo. Lest we forget ... Assassinations By Induced Heart Attack - [link to projectavalon.net] In 1975, during the Church Committee hearings, the existence of a secret assassination weapon came to light. The CIA had developed a poison that caused the victim to have an immediate heart attack. This poison could be frozen into the shape of a dart and then fired at high speed from a pistol. The gun was capable of shooting the icy projectile with enough speed that the dart would go right through the clothes of the target and leave just a tiny red mark. Once in the body the poison would melt and be absorbed into the blood and cause a heart attack! The poison was developed to be undetectable by modern autopsy procedures. . |
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Starry eyes User ID: 13160787 United States 07/06/2012 04:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.ohio.com] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18991828 The owner of an Akron restaurant where President Barack Obama stopped for breakfast this morning died, apparently of a heart attack, shortly after meeting him. Wow..I was born and raised in that area...interesting story, OP. ***Earth was once considered to be flat. Anything is possible.*** |
Starknight User ID: 17800948 Venezuela 07/06/2012 04:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bath salts? 1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God. @Starknight921 |
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Muzzle User ID: 18884169 United States 07/06/2012 04:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't be too sure about that. In his book, "Between Two Ages," Brzezinski wrote: "The technetronic era involves the gradual appearance of a more controlled society. Such a society would be dominated by an elite, unrestrained by traditional values." MuzzleBreak |