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BRKG: Ohio restaurant owner dies after Obama visit

 
Anonymous Coward
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BRKG: Ohio restaurant owner dies after Obama visit
[link to www.ohio.com]

The owner of an Akron restaurant where President Barack Obama stopped for breakfast this morning died, apparently of a heart attack, shortly after meeting him.

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07/06/2012 03:26 PM
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Re: BRKG: Ohio restaurant owner dies after Obama visit
The president likely informed him how the new Obama Care tax code would affect his business.
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07/06/2012 03:27 PM
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The evil forces must have slipped off of him and onto her. Poor woman!scheming
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07/06/2012 03:28 PM
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Is it the guy that offered to arm wrestle for his vote?
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07/06/2012 03:29 PM
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Proof positive...Obummer is "death" to everything he touches.
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07/06/2012 03:30 PM
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well, guess he's not getting that persons vote
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07/06/2012 03:31 PM
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From the Princess Bride. Editorialized...

Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.

Man in Restaraunt: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Man in Black: You've made your decision then?

Man in Restaraunt: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

Man in Restaraunt: Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?

Man in Black: Australia.

Man in Restaraunt: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Man in Black: You're just stalling now.

Man in Restaraunt: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.

Man in Restaraunt: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!

Man in Black: Then make your choice.

Man in Restaraunt: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?

Man in Black: [Man in Restaraunt gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Man in Restaraunt swaps the goblets]

Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.

Man in Restaraunt: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.

Man in Black, Man in Restaraunt: [Man in Restaraunt and the Man in Black drink]

Man in Black: You guessed wrong.

Man in Restaraunt: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

Man in Restaraunt: [Man in Restaraunt stops suddenly, his smile frozen on his face and falls to the ground dead]

Waitress: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.

Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building acceptance of Socialism. You see it's fruits.
Bluebird

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07/06/2012 03:33 PM
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Wow! Off the chart in Creep Factor.

Must have seen/heard something.
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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07/06/2012 03:38 PM
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If looks could kill.....
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Can you imagine the reaction if this had been Bush or even Romney???
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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07/06/2012 03:40 PM
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Can you imagine the reaction if this had been Bush or even Romney???
 Quoting: Bluebird


You're really obsessed with how how Obama is viewed vs Bush aren't you?
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07/06/2012 03:41 PM
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Can you imagine the reaction if this had been Bush or even Romney???
 Quoting: Bluebird


They would have probably depicted Bush as the Grim Reaper... dead2
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07/06/2012 03:43 PM
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Re: BRKG: Ohio restaurant owner dies after Obama visit
well, guess he's not getting that persons vote
 Quoting: godzilla85


He'll get all the dead people's votes. His political machine is from Chicago. (God knows where he's from though)

hf
"This has all happened before and it will all happen again." **sigh**
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well, guess he's not getting that persons vote
 Quoting: godzilla85


You're wrong. he will get it several times from that dead person.
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well, guess he's not getting that persons vote
 Quoting: godzilla85


You're wrong. he will get it several times from that dead person.
 Quoting: 071676


rofl
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07/06/2012 03:47 PM
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Obama spoke in Poland Ohio today and during that time there was a triple homicide in the small town of Newton falls Ohio.
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07/06/2012 03:49 PM

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Re: BRKG: Ohio restaurant owner dies after Obama visit
well, guess he's not getting that persons vote
 Quoting: godzilla85


He'll get all the dead people's votes. His political machine is from Chicago. (God knows where he's from though)

hf
 Quoting: So Not a Princess


I luv it!!
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07/06/2012 03:51 PM
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Re: BRKG: Ohio restaurant owner dies after Obama visit
well, guess he's not getting that persons vote
 Quoting: godzilla85


You're wrong. he will get it several times from that dead person.
 Quoting: 071676


especially in Ohio!moshpit
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He seems to have that effect on people.
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Re: BRKG: Ohio restaurant owner dies after Obama visit
well, guess he's not getting that persons vote
 Quoting: godzilla85


You're wrong. he will get it several times from that dead person.
 Quoting: 071676


especially in Ohio!moshpit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18893893


I'm from Ohio. No way is he getting my vote.
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Re: BRKG: Ohio restaurant owner dies after Obama visit
I wonder if she said something OBummer didn't like?

Maybe he wasn't happy with the food?

ohno
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He seems to have that effect on people.
 Quoting: Merci


An omen for this upcoming election perhaps?
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Re: BRKG: Ohio restaurant owner dies after Obama visit
well, guess he's not getting that persons vote
 Quoting: godzilla85




Well he still might...considering there are many dead people still voting.....Just saying - its already been proven that dead people can vote!
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The restaurant owner must have heard or saw something

and the SS "heart-attacked" him on the spot.


Holy crap that's brazen!

obrobot

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07/06/2012 04:00 PM
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Re: BRKG: Ohio restaurant owner dies after Obama visit
[link to www.ohio.com]

The owner of an Akron restaurant where President Barack Obama stopped for breakfast this morning died, apparently of a heart attack, shortly after meeting him.

Oh Shit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18991828


Maybe she learned something she shouldn't have during his visit and therefore had "heart attack by injection or bullet or lethal dart".

At least this sudden and unexplained death was widely reported, unlike some others in his circle who die. The record on this, however, is held by the Clintons followed by JFK and 9-11 witnesses.

May the dear lady R.I.P. At least she didn't suffer.
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Wow! Off the chart in Creep Factor.

Must have seen/heard something.


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 Quoting: Bluebird
.

Bingo.

Lest we forget ...

Assassinations By Induced Heart Attack
- [link to projectavalon.net]

In 1975, during the Church Committee hearings, the existence
of a secret assassination weapon came to light. The CIA had
developed a poison that caused the victim to have an immediate
heart attack.

This poison could be frozen into the shape of a dart and then
fired at high speed from a pistol. The gun was capable of
shooting the icy projectile with enough speed that the dart
would go right through the clothes of the target and leave
just a tiny red mark.


Once in the body the poison would melt and be absorbed into
the blood and cause a heart attack! The poison was developed
to be undetectable by modern autopsy procedures.

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07/06/2012 04:07 PM
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May be the drone film jack off isnt doing it anymore so the kill list has gone to the streets......
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Re: BRKG: Ohio restaurant owner dies after Obama visit
[link to www.ohio.com]

The owner of an Akron restaurant where President Barack Obama stopped for breakfast this morning died, apparently of a heart attack, shortly after meeting him.

Oh Shit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18991828


Wow..I was born and raised in that area...interesting story, OP.
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Bath salts?
1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.

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Re: BRKG: Ohio restaurant owner dies after Obama visit
well, guess he's not getting that persons vote
 Quoting: godzilla85


You're wrong. he will get it several times from that dead person.
 Quoting: 071676


especially in Ohio!moshpit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18893893


I'm from Ohio. No way is he getting my vote.
 Quoting: de38always


I second that.
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 Quoting: godzilla85


Don't be too sure about that.
In his book, "Between Two Ages," Brzezinski wrote: "The technetronic era involves the gradual appearance of a more controlled society. Such a society would be dominated by an elite, unrestrained by traditional values."

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