New 'Homeland Security' Laser Can Detect Adrenaline Levels, What People Ate For Breakfast From 160 Feet Away... | |
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Astromut Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 4211721 United States 07/11/2012 04:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New 'Homeland Security' Laser Can Detect Adrenaline Levels, What People Ate For Breakfast From 160 Feet Away... That reminds me, I'm taking a flight this weekend. I was going to put in some practice time at the range, maybe a hundred rounds, just before I head to the airport... just to fuck with 'em when they do the patdown. Then again, maybe I should rethink my defiance; I hear that's the e-ticket to a free colonoscopy. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 12339688 United States 07/11/2012 04:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New 'Homeland Security' Laser Can Detect Adrenaline Levels, What People Ate For Breakfast From 160 Feet Away... My brownie practical joke would be the best thing to eat before going to the airport if they can see it. Make a pan of brownies of the gooey kind. Roll them in your hands until they look like small dog turds. Swallow them whole. Leave some brownie residue on your hands and face. Bet you could get through security quicker. LOL I use to make these for ex, when he was being a butthead and serve them up on a plate. LOL |
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ScrumpTheTexan Forum Administrator User ID: 10844865 United States 07/11/2012 04:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New 'Homeland Security' Laser Can Detect Adrenaline Levels, What People Ate For Breakfast From 160 Feet Away... Your nipples would smell of salt & grease... and you'd be attacked by a hungry Sasquatch if you got within scent-range. I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19213595 United States 07/11/2012 04:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New 'Homeland Security' Laser Can Detect Adrenaline Levels, What People Ate For Breakfast From 160 Feet Away... The Department of Homeland Security will soon be using a laser at airports that can detect everything about you from over 160-feet away. Quoting: Doom Lover Gizmodo reports a scanner that could read people at the molecular level has been invented. This laser-based scanner – which can be used 164-feet away — could read everything from a person’s adrenaline levels, to traces of gun powder on a person’s clothes, to illegal substances — and it can all be done without a physical search. It also could be used on multiple people at a time, eliminating random searches at airports. The laser-based scanner is expected to be used in airports as soon as 2013, Gizmodo reports. [link to washington.cbslocal.com] They can use this technology for predictive turd burgeling. Point and shoot poop predictions. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 554016 United States 07/11/2012 04:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New 'Homeland Security' Laser Can Detect Adrenaline Levels, What People Ate For Breakfast From 160 Feet Away... That reminds me, I'm taking a flight this weekend. I was going to put in some practice time at the range, maybe a hundred rounds, just before I head to the airport... just to fuck with 'em when they do the patdown. Then again, maybe I should rethink my defiance; I hear that's the e-ticket to a free colonoscopy. Quoting: Astromut share the wealth... just take some gunpowder with you and dump it out at the entrance, colonoscopy free for all! |
Astromut Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 4211721 United States 07/11/2012 04:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New 'Homeland Security' Laser Can Detect Adrenaline Levels, What People Ate For Breakfast From 160 Feet Away... That reminds me, I'm taking a flight this weekend. I was going to put in some practice time at the range, maybe a hundred rounds, just before I head to the airport... just to fuck with 'em when they do the patdown. Then again, maybe I should rethink my defiance; I hear that's the e-ticket to a free colonoscopy. Quoting: Astromut share the wealth... just take some gunpowder with you and dump it out at the entrance, colonoscopy free for all! LOL! That's terrible. Though I think it'd be more effective to let some accidentally fall out of your back pocket and smear it around as you sit on various seats around the lobby and food courts... |
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Dragonslayer User ID: 19303616 United States 07/11/2012 04:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New 'Homeland Security' Laser Can Detect Adrenaline Levels, What People Ate For Breakfast From 160 Feet Away... "Make the journey more powerful than the destination"--Pat Tillman "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm"--George Orwell |
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