satan is coming in 2012

Highly unlikely.

Although, if it's wrath you're after, you may yet see this come to some fruition.

I've written numerous checks, and there are yet an abundance of asses left to cash them.

Cif? A creator? Only if you consider venereal diseases...

Congrats...you just made the "harvest list."

Really when did he leave ?

you can't site a source so i won't bother asking for one.
Congratulations, your thread on GLP will reach two pages, if this post doesn't do it first. What to say that you don't already know? This is everything to you. That's why you made a thread with such an eyecatching name. I'm sure it just hit you instead of you staring at the screen for hours, fishing for a title. Even though your obviously had a pretty sheltered upbringing for this to matter so much to you, FUCK IT; I still wish you the best.

he is sitting in the white house

utter foolishness

and Satan lives in the Vatican.

You know there is no Satan, it was a misprint, was just some fella called Stan really, nothing special.....

fool, you`ll get what you wish, just like the pharisies, you`re blind and your heart is a stone.
REPENT OR PERISH YOU FOOL!

stan will create a new world order.God and jesu has fucked the humans's asses so badly, we all have got evolved in to zombies.

Last Edited by Star God on 08/21/2012 12:50 AM

satan satan beautiful generous satan
clothe me in thy bounty, fill me with electric personality
rain upon me thy gift of captivation, fascination
let your energies flow through me , over me,around me.
bless me with thy satanic powers to guide the humans

OMG...you are a sick human being. Nuff said. You have no clue.

Nah, not only is he already here, but I live with the bastard.
Now you know WHATS WRONG WITH ME.

DEATH BY CUTTING HIS BALLS TO SLOWLY DRIP BLOOD IS MUCH TOO GOOD FOR HIM.

TRUST ME.

we know he is in the white house

op got told something that jesus didn't

rapture is not in bible
ascension is over 12 years late
and mayan's did not predict end of the world in 2012

I am with stupid. Whatever, OP.

That bastard better not show up. The last time he did, he ate all my cheese nips. >_>

Creating fiction for your mind mind mind mind.......

I am guessing that creflo dollar is the gospel of the truth is he, and all of your other little false money laundering parasites.....

bloody hell.... go build a crystal church while the masses starve....

I am pretty sure he had something to do with that "Wang Chung" song too.

...Actually it is the fall of Man that Satan desires! Such is his promise and voe

...Honestly, you really do utterly underestimate God and His Power, or simply have no real idea...

Cool,love Satan,oh wait,SATAN? no hes not lovable,hes just the opposite,at least I think he is.could be wrong though,oh well lets all die at the same time and find out together,....or maybe God and Satan are just BULLSHIT made up by freaky controlling human MODERATORS.

Not meaning GLP moderators of course,cause that would be SLP,and we cant have that now can we? and all hell would break loose.