Aliens Are Talking To Me Through My Car Tires!!!!! Moon tilt, orbs, pole shift, UFO, 2012, chemtrails, illuminati

How else do you explain those sounds if they are not alien voices coming from my car tires?

you are crazy to think that the road is the data device with the reptilians (who shape shift into fat construction workers). They merely build the record player, all roads that make alien messages have the same patterns if you look at them really closely.

the road is the record player, its specifications do not change. the tire is round, just like a CD or vynal record. the recorded audio communications matrix of all physical and subconsious audio data is round. this is why there is so much of a fuss over pirated music, because if you listen to music on a non-round medium and the music was never on a round medium, it will not have subconsious influence on you to control you.

So once again, OP is crazy to think that the road segment is the audio data device. the data device is the tires which are built with the tears of a frightened child, to specifically reach deep space.

Shut up, that is crap. The tires and the pavement together are a musical instrument. The tire resonates harmonically in the audible spectrum after impacting the pavement. This is similar to a string vibrating after being struck by a mallet (the piano).

This guy can't be real no one is that stupid that has a DL license.

I am real, I am not stupid, and I do have my driver's license. You are a shill. How do you explain those sounds?

How is this crazy?

So you hear vibration sounds in your car. I get it. That happens to me. But what I don't get is how you are able to hear "the moon is a hologram" or "Mt.Everest is not real" through these vibrations?

Sounds like your bearings are on their way out. Go to a garage and get them replaced.

OP, How long have you been hearing this? Just today?

I already said that nothing is wrong with my tires. The sound is coming from my tires rolling over grooves in the pavement (the key word here is "pavement"). The aliens cut the grooves into the pavement so that human car tires would make voices. The aliens are communicating with us by proxy. Wake up!

Nope, since 1996.

Nope, since 1996.

You haven't answered my question. How are you hearing "The moon is a hologram," and "Mt.Everest is not real" from these alien voice vibrations. Is that what you are hearing, because the proof you provided sounded nothing like that.

I will answer your question right now. Only a select few humans can hear the voices in these sounds. We are the chosen ones, with open minds and untainted minds. Wake up!

How do you explain why my tires are making alien voices?

Go to your local garage and ask them to check for a faulty wheel bearing, I cant tell by sound exactly which one it is. But I know its one of them.

After you have your wheel bearing repaired and have paid the kind technician. I think your next place of call should be your local doctors. Better still, your local lunatic asylum.

Tell them what you have just told us and show them your video.

Im pretty sure they will be able to translate those alien voices for you. But for goodness sake man... Get the wheel bearing seen to first!!!

Wrong. My wheel bearings and wheels and tires are just fine. Clearly you did not read the part about my tires rolling over a section of pavement that has grooves in it. When car tires roll over the grooved pavement, a humming sound is produced. When the tires roll onto normal pavement, the sound goes away.

Drive in reverse on these grooves and you'll hear Satan tell you that Paul is dead, maaaan.

No, because I've driven backwards before on that pavement and it said, "This shit is bananas, B.a.n.a.n.a.s."

I can't believe this isn't flooded with the Ancient Aliens guy yet

Who's he?

Giorgio Tsoukalos

"I don't know...therefore aliens"

Last Edited by mal757 on 09/23/2012 12:22 AM

But he's right. I do not know what's making these sounds, therefore, aliensdidit!

Aliens are talking to me through my car tires.



My theory is that extraterrestrial beings (aliens) came to Earth under disguise as highway construction workers. Wanting to communicate with humans, they cut grooves into highway pavements in locations in Illinois, Indiana, and Florida. When human's car tires roll over the pavement, vibrations within the realm of human hearing (between 20 and 20,000 Hz) are produced, which we hear as sound. Embedded in these sounds are alien voices. Aliens are talking to us by proxy, that is, through our car tires. Wake up and listen.

Tires don't lie.

OP. Are you man or woman? How old?

I am a male, aged 89.

Does anyone else have insights on why aliens are talking to us through our car tires?

THIS ^^^^^

Hey you're stalking me!