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Michelle Obama believes the "Underground Railroad" was a train??? You MUST be kidding me!!!

 
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You mean like when the Dems went off full blast on Sarah Palin when she used the figure of speech that she "could see Russia from her back yard"? It was obvious she was speaking as to how close Alaska is to Russia but the Dems took great delight in making fun of her over it.
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Actually Sarah Palin never said that. Demotards quote an SNL skit and think it's a documentary, and we still let them vote as if they were mentally competent.

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yup...
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can you find alaska on the map? can you find russia? do you know that there is a rich russian history in alaska? that didn't happen because alaska and russia are located at different ends of the earth. for the geographical impaired:

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I'm riding the express train non-stop to Michelle Obama's toned and taught upper arms.
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I saw an ape ride a train at the zoo one time, so go easy on her.
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did the underground railroad go through all 57 states ???
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58 states, he had one more to visit.
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Once again the ignorance of the history of our country comes from the lips of the Obamas. It's so embarrassing and pathetic.

"Now, back when our great-grandparents were riding that Underground Railroad..."


[link to blogs.suntimes.com]
 Quoting: Jericho9


ARE YOU FRICKN SERIOUS OMG
I EVEN KNOW WHAT THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD WAS

TUNNELS UNDERGROUND
UNDER HOUSES TO HELP SLAVES ESCAPE
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I'm more concerned about her math skills.

Great-grandparents of those alive "riding" the underground railroad?

let's say she's 50 (I don't know, or care, what her real age is), and we'll even say that all of her ancestors waited until 25 to have kids.

parents, +25. grandparents, +25. great-grandparents, +25.

that would be 125 years, or 1887, approximately.

so, maybe great-great-grandparents, for a middle-aged person,
but that's still stretching it. it's more likely a great-great-great grandparent. if at all...
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She's just a liar like her husband:
Obama lies about Auschwitz - Not a 'gaffe', just an outright 'lie'

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thanks for posting that video again! We have LET SO MANY THINGS SLIDE from this inept buffoon of a President.

I will add one thing however, and my family is not an exception, but my great grandfather was born around 1852. He would have been a small child on the underground railroad, if he were black. My grandfather was born in 1887 and I am younger than Michelle O. and knew him well.
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I'm more concerned about her math skills.

Great-grandparents of those alive "riding" the underground railroad?

let's say she's 50 (I don't know, or care, what her real age is), and we'll even say that all of her ancestors waited until 25 to have kids.

parents, +25. grandparents, +25. great-grandparents, +25.

that would be 125 years, or 1887, approximately.

so, maybe great-great-grandparents, for a middle-aged person,
but that's still stretching it. it's more likely a great-great-great grandparent. if at all...
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She's just a liar like her husband:
Obama lies about Auschwitz - Not a 'gaffe', just an outright 'lie'

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thanks for posting that video again! We have LET SO MANY THINGS SLIDE from this inept buffoon of a President.

I will add one thing however, and my family is not an exception, but my great grandfather was born around 1852. He would have been a small child on the underground railroad, if he were black. My grandfather was born in 1887 and I am younger than Michelle O. and knew him well.
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That was the first thing I thought of-that she was lying-period. Barack's dad sure wasn't a slave and Michelle's relatives were from the North. Not to mention, the timeline doesn't match up.

Good post. No matter who you want in the white house, truth is truth and lies are lies. Remember when she said her parents were poor and her and Barack had it rough with no money or "things" growing up? She told that to her own constituents at the DNC.

Saddest part is that they know people are too stupid to "use the Google button" and find out what liars they are. And, if they did, we know that 85% would make an excuse for them and not even care because they lie to themselves about life and wouldn't know truth if it bit them in the butt.
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I'm riding the express train non-stop to Michelle Obama's toned and taught upper arms.
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IT WAS FIGURE OF SPEECH PEOPLE.
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Once again the ignorance of the history of our country comes from the lips of the Obamas. It's so embarrassing and pathetic.

"Now, back when our great-grandparents were riding that Underground Railroad..."


[link to blogs.suntimes.com]
 Quoting: Jericho9


ARE YOU FRICKN SERIOUS OMG
I EVEN KNOW WHAT THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD WAS

TUNNELS UNDERGROUND
UNDER HOUSES TO HELP SLAVES ESCAPE
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Underground does not literally mean under the earth in this usage. I suppose the French underground fought exclusively in tunnels.
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While I certainly detest our First Ape and her husband, our First Kenyan, I must say I think she meant this metaphorically.
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Think about it: She's affirmative action college grad with a thesis on institutional racism.

That African Studies free ride means she just had to say "Martin Luther King" and "Kill Whitey" 3 times and bang, she got a degree.

She has no idea of actual history, science, economics, nutrition, or, God help us, fashion sense.
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Very well said!
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cheers
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I'm sure just a figure of speech


BUT...why are USA schools teaching this curriculum over and over at just about every grade level.

The kids today know very little about our for fathers, our history, the federalist papers etc.

Way to much black history and not enough American history.
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Because America ceded the entire education system to Marxists in the 1960's.

McCarthy was right, you know.
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IT WAS FIGURE OF SPEECH PEOPLE.
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I'm sure just a figure of speech


BUT...why are USA schools teaching this curriculum over and over at just about every grade level.

The kids today know very little about our for fathers, our history, the federalist papers etc.

Way to much black history and not enough American history.
 Quoting: allegro


Because America ceded the entire education system to Marxists in the 1960's.

McCarthy was right, you know.
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That remark just goes to show that for so many americans on this site, intelligence is something that passed them by.
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I don't like the Obama bunch as much as the next guy (same goes for Romney)...

But I've heard people say "riding the underground railroad" for years, even people who obviously knew... it wasn't an actual underground train, or railroad.

Like when, in Football, a player "Rides the Pine Pony"... they are neither riding a pine pony, nor is it actually a Pine Pony anyway. They're on the bench, nothing more. I imagine the Underground Railroad, was quite a ride, even if it's not in a legitimate sense of taking a "ride" on a "railroad"...

Now, if she mentioned something about people getting on an actual train... I'd be right there with ya...

...but not this time.
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Once again the ignorance of the history of our country comes from the lips of the Obamas. It's so embarrassing and pathetic.

"Now, back when our great-grandparents were riding that Underground Railroad..."


[link to blogs.suntimes.com]
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Once again the ignorance of the history of our country comes from the lips of the Obamas. It's so embarrassing and pathetic.

"Now, back when our great-grandparents were riding that Underground Railroad..."


[link to blogs.suntimes.com]
 Quoting: Jericho9


She actually said "riding"...unbelievable.
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Yo, ignorant racist: that is how the UR was conceptualized. They had "conductors," "stations," "lines," etc. you "rode" the train north. Etc. so go fuck yourself. YOU are the ignorant one.

Pwned.
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How dare you ruin the OPies wet dream with actual facts. It is apparent that an educated woman thinks that there was a subway from the southern states to the northern states.
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chuckle
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Lets take another common phrase and twist it to prove an invalid point.

The US military was so inept during the Vietnam war that they could not shut down the ho chi minh trail. It was just a single trail,what a bunch of idiots.
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chuckle Well said.
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Underground Railroad train porter: "Sho' do look like rain today." (With big ear to ear smile). "Take yo' bags, suh?"
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I don't like the Obama bunch as much as the next guy (same goes for Romney)...

But I've heard people say "riding the underground railroad" for years, even people who obviously knew... it wasn't an actual underground train, or railroad.

Like when, in Football, a player "Rides the Pine Pony"... they are neither riding a pine pony, nor is it actually a Pine Pony anyway. They're on the bench, nothing more. I imagine the Underground Railroad, was quite a ride, even if it's not in a legitimate sense of taking a "ride" on a "railroad"...

Now, if she mentioned something about people getting on an actual train... I'd be right there with ya...

...but not this time.
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have to go with this guy. It is unfounded criticism. People speak metaphorically all the time.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OH MY GOD!! Dude! That made me damn day xDD 5*s and a karma for OP~
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I'm sure just a figure of speech


BUT...why are USA schools teaching this curriculum over and over at just about every grade level.

The kids today know very little about our for fathers, our history, the federalist papers etc.

Way to much black history and not enough American history.
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Because America ceded the entire education system to Marxists in the 1960's.

McCarthy was right, you know.
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Dead on!!!
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I'm sure just a figure of speech


BUT...why are USA schools teaching this curriculum over and over at just about every grade level.

The kids today know very little about our for fathers, our history, the federalist papers etc.

Way to much black history and not enough American history.
 Quoting: allegro


Because America ceded the entire education system to Marxists in the 1960's.

McCarthy was right, you know.
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That remark just goes to show that for so many americans on this site, intelligence is something that passed them by.
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Read a book, you fucking snaggle-toothed pommy robot retard.

McCarthy WAS CORRECT. [link to www.aim.org]

And America ceded the education system to Maxists in the 1960's - [link to www.americanthinker.com]

Geezuz, I don't know how you libtards manage to breath and post at the same time. Maybe you shouldn't.
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I'm sure just a figure of speech


BUT...why are USA schools teaching this curriculum over and over at just about every grade level.

The kids today know very little about our for fathers, our history, the federalist papers etc.

Way to much black history and not enough American history.
 Quoting: allegro


Because America ceded the entire education system to Marxists in the 1960's.

McCarthy was right, you know.
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Dead on!!!
 Quoting: Jericho9


cheers
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I'm sure just a figure of speech


BUT...why are USA schools teaching this curriculum over and over at just about every grade level.

The kids today know very little about our for fathers, our history, the federalist papers etc.

Way to much black history and not enough American history.
 Quoting: allegro


Because America ceded the entire education system to Marxists in the 1960's.

McCarthy was right, you know.
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Dead on!!!
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She is very lucky to experience an underground train and go on vacations, her Obama husband worked for it. Why is this pinned and even news? "Out of the Obamas lips"? What.........................................................​..........................Excuse you!

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I'm riding the express train non-stop to Michelle Obama's toned and taught upper arms.
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I'm sure just a figure of speech


BUT...why are USA schools teaching this curriculum over and over at just about every grade level.

The kids today know very little about our for fathers, our history, the federalist papers etc.

Way to much black history and not enough American history.
 Quoting: allegro


Because America ceded the entire education system to Marxists in the 1960's.

McCarthy was right, you know.
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That remark just goes to show that for so many americans on this site, intelligence is something that passed them by.
 Quoting: Zen Mistress


Read a book, you fucking snaggle-toothed pommy robot retard.

McCarthy WAS CORRECT. [link to www.aim.org]

And America ceded the education system to Maxists in the 1960's - [link to www.americanthinker.com]

Geezuz, I don't know how you libtards manage to breath and post at the same time. Maybe you shouldn't.
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its a bit bigger than that. watch "century of the self"
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I'm sure just a figure of speech


BUT...why are USA schools teaching this curriculum over and over at just about every grade level.

The kids today know very little about our for fathers, our history, the federalist papers etc.

Way to much black history and not enough American history.
 Quoting: allegro


Because America ceded the entire education system to Marxists in the 1960's.

McCarthy was right, you know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24280152


Dead on!!!
 Quoting: Jericho9


Never fails to amaze me, the stupidity of the average GLP poster, you're hilarious.
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How about citing proof to the contrary, you empty-headed mattress thumper?

Oh, right, because there isn't any.

So if people who are correct are "stupid", you must be the least stupid person on Earth.

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