crazy experience at a Wal Shart, gives me insight into what could be to come!!!!

How are the trannies up in your shop?


Dudes that look like ladies???

That's a good post! But I have to say that I've experienced that here in the good old US of A. It's called Black Friday in suburbia. People snatching items right out of your hands, grabbing stuff out of the cart when they think you can't see, etc. And this is not even a 3rd world country (yet).

Probably the reason I don't do black friday anymore, and why I tend to shop at very odd hours like 20 min before stores close. I don't like the human crunch and mob mentality. It's creepy!

Al Qaeda ain't real, dude.

This is my experience yesterday

It's not Wal Fart, its Wal Shart, b/c I'd like to imply more shit in the meme, or facade, or whatever the fuck hell.

The only reason we went there is b/c we work the shit off all week, and that was the only place that would do an oil change on a Saturday. SO fuck you if you wonder why we were there, it was a ONCE in a YEAR experience...


SO, first off, dropped off the car, they said would be more than hour, fine, let's go to McD and feed us and the kids b/c we hadn't eaten and needed whatever sustenance we could muster, so, we figured, got an hour to kill (more like 2), let's just go eat in the fly infested Mcd. yay, but had no choice b/c kids were fussy, and time to kill....

sitting there in the McDonalds and lightening hits the fucking emergency DOOR 5 feet away from us!!! My god, it sounded like a JDAM, all the alarms went off in the store, it shook everything, and shockwaved us all. all the ghetto folk, all the redneckers, and all just whoever looked at each other. it was like something out of a fucking twilight zone, where, me and my wife, and kids, were the only ones aware.. everyone else was in, just this weird state!! SHIT, like, goldfish in a tank!!! meanwile, we are plotting our route!!!..

man, this gave me such a new awareness!!!


my god, if there ever were an attack on a place like this, mall, movie theater, who knows??, we learned many things. It shook us to our core, maybe b/c we were about 10 feet away from it. but, all the dregs,, just,,, shit... didn't register!!!


Such a sociology experiment..


SO, ask me a question????

wow, what an experience


1. Don't go to targets areas.

2. find exits

3.

we were about ready to duck and cover, but

Really? Then all those I killed in Afgahnastan where actors? Hmmm

I asked my wife to do the dishes and got the 1000 miles stare...

wow, didn't expect this to be pinned!


No, it was very weird, everyone had the 1000 yard stare, it was like they were given external, survival inducing stimuli, but, no one got the picture. very scary!

believe me, when lightening hit the door, it sounds like a bomb going off.

I just couldn't believe it, people are just in a trance anymore.


And yes, we did take it as both a sign, and a lesson. We don't go to those places, and the one time we do, we are shown something.


All those saying do the oil change myself, well, If I had the time I would, but we watch the kids full time, and work full time, so figured it would just be easier. I usually do, figured it would cost about the same, but, I just can't go to these places.


It was just really weird, we were the only ones thinking. I'm glad everyone didn't freak out, but also a little worried for folks too b/c, either they are just way more chill and aware, or, just,,, walking around in a trance... I'm thinking it was the latter.... It was in a city Wal-Mart. sorry for being expletive laden, but, It was just so WEIRD!!!



we took it as a sign and lesson, both just looked at each other like "never again"!!

also it shouldnt take an hour to do a simple oil change unless they were balls to the wall busy.

im a mechanic and will get an oil change to do once in a while and it only takes about 10 mins... it would take even less time than that but we are required to check air pressure in all 4 tires as well as the brakes as a courtesy service.

You didn't kill al qaeda. You killed Afgahni's. Human beings. Some maybe taliban, but all human. Oh yea.. might I remind someone that in America, we would do worse to an invader enemy into our nation.

also it shouldnt take an hour to do a simple oil change unless they were balls to the wall busy.

im a mechanic and will get an oil change to do once in a while and it only takes about 10 mins... it would take even less time than that but we are required to check air pressure in all 4 tires as well as the brakes as a courtesy service.

that's funny cause I actually had a girlfriend return home to about 1300 miles away, she refused to help out on her own terms, so I insisted she help out, yup she had her things packed and she was gone, while i was at work, gayest shit ever, cause I was sick of pulling doubles at work while she would smoke nearly all of our pot and not even clean or anything... shit on my days off I would have that place clean and then smoke a little and have a big giant nice bowl waiting just for her to smoke when she'd get home from her 1 part-time, she'd look at magazines talking about how I look at other women and such, making herself more insecure, about ready to pull her own damn hair out cause she's not 'perfect' or whatever women think their men think about them

wow, didn't expect this to be pinned!


No, it was very weird, everyone had the 1000 yard stare, it was like they were given external, survival inducing stimuli, but, no one got the picture. very scary!

believe me, when lightening hit the door, it sounds like a bomb going off.

I just couldn't believe it, people are just in a trance anymore.


And yes, we did take it as both a sign, and a lesson. We don't go to those places, and the one time we do, we are shown something.


All those saying do the oil change myself, well, If I had the time I would, but we watch the kids full time, and work full time, so figured it would just be easier. I usually do, figured it would cost about the same, but, I just can't go to these places.


It was just really weird, we were the only ones thinking. I'm glad everyone didn't freak out, but also a little worried for folks too b/c, either they are just way more chill and aware, or, just,,, walking around in a trance... I'm thinking it was the latter.... It was in a city Wal-Mart. sorry for being expletive laden, but, It was just so WEIRD!!!



we took it as a sign and lesson, both just looked at each other like "never again"!!

Exactly, my point. I'm a Medic I see the " Thousand yard stare" all the time. people dont know how to live anymore, theve been brainmashed into not knowing anything. They cant Add numbers anymore, cant cook from scratch, fix things that break etc. Look around more and see what people dont know how to do. Compile a list and post it. It would be quit entertaining and sad at the same time.

The "Brainmashed" above was a typo, but I left it cause it fits quit well!

Wow, you are ridiculously annoyed with Walmart!

Sir, first of all it is just a store, at least it is American started and owned. Target on the other hand is FRENCH! Can you say Targ'e?

Walmart is a store chain that employs millions of Americans and supplies millions of others with great deals. Just saying you were a little defensive. You could have simply said you were in a Mc'D's and not gone on a rampage, and also made your story much shorter.

You sound like my sister who claims to hate Walmart, but we see her lazy ass there almost every time we go. With her Obama Buck's card in hand. Buying take and bake pizza and name brand soda!

I worked at a trany shop bout 10 years back, great job hated the owner. I do as much auto work to my vehicles as i can.

Why did you go to Walmart, r u a redneck? And McDonald on top of that?

Exactly, my point. I'm a Medic I see the " Thousand yard stare" all the time. people dont know how to live anymore, theve been brainmashed into not knowing anything. They cant Add numbers anymore, cant cook from scratch, fix things that break etc. Look around more and see what people dont know how to do. Compile a list and post it. It would be quit entertaining and sad at the same time.

The "Brainmashed" above was a typo, but I left it cause it fits quit well!

I know, right? It almost made me want to start a thread entitled 39 Top Excuses for Shopping at Wal-Mart.

I have requested clarification above, so we'll see.

You gave transsexuals tune ups?

This is my experience yesterday

It's not Wal Fart, its Wal Shart, b/c I'd like to imply more shit in the meme, or facade, or whatever the fuck hell.

The only reason we went there is b/c we work the shit off all week, and that was the only place that would do an oil change on a Saturday. SO fuck you if you wonder why we were there, it was a ONCE in a YEAR experience...


SO, first off, dropped off the car, they said would be more than hour, fine, let's go to McD and feed us and the kids b/c we hadn't eaten and needed whatever sustenance we could muster, so, we figured, got an hour to kill (more like 2), let's just go eat in the fly infested Mcd. yay, but had no choice b/c kids were fussy, and time to kill....

sitting there in the McDonalds and lightening hits the fucking emergency DOOR 5 feet away from us!!! My god, it sounded like a JDAM, all the alarms went off in the store, it shook everything, and shockwaved us all. all the ghetto folk, all the redneckers, and all just whoever looked at each other. it was like something out of a fucking twilight zone, where, me and my wife, and kids, were the only ones aware.. everyone else was in, just this weird state!! SHIT, like, goldfish in a tank!!! meanwile, we are plotting our route!!!..

man, this gave me such a new awareness!!!


my god, if there ever were an attack on a place like this, mall, movie theater, who knows??, we learned many things. It shook us to our core, maybe b/c we were about 10 feet away from it. but, all the dregs,, just,,, shit... didn't register!!!


Such a sociology experiment..


SO, ask me a question????

wow, what an experience


1. Don't go to targets areas.

2. find exits

3.

we were about ready to duck and cover, but

I would prefer that people kept their cool instead of assuming something terrible is happening. That stare probably indicates they were listening for further reason to freak out, and when nothing else was provided, they realized it was just lightening.

Better scenario is if people all pulled out their concealed weapons and started flipping over tables? Or trampling each other trying to get out? Or getting out into a storm where lightening has just struck in an orderly fashion?

I don't get your point at all other than you feeling as if you are smarter than everyone else.

Seriously... you'd rather go to walmart to change oil, rather then a legit shop or do it yourself. Im female and can change oil in 5 minutes. There is no real reason to support walmart.
Shitty meat, shitty food in general, bad clothes.... low quality goods. If your too tired to do it yourself, rather then wait two hours.... *sigh*

also it shouldnt take an hour to do a simple oil change unless they were balls to the wall busy.

im a mechanic and will get an oil change to do once in a while and it only takes about 10 mins... it would take even less time than that but we are required to check air pressure in all 4 tires as well as the brakes as a courtesy service.