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"I'd rather mop the floor than have sex with my husband!" One in three Brit women thinks exactly this way!

 
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"I'd rather mop the floor than have sex with my husband!" One in three Brit women thinks exactly this way!
The funny part is that the woman in the photo, who feels disgusted and has panic attacks to the idea of having sex with her husband, is a creepy ugly creature, I mean, she may have mirrors in her closet and she should be thankful that someone wants to bang her.


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The end of another long day. Like thousands of women across the country I have spent the evening on a treadmill of duty — preparing dinner, ferrying children around, policing homework and then, finally, sorting laundry for the morning.

Now, as the Ten O’clock news finishes, I wipe my last surface and switch on the dishwasher. The house is blissfully quiet. Then a voice — my husband’s — calls hopefully from the top of the stairs: ‘Are you coming to bed now?’

Standing there, dishcloth in hand, my heart actually sinks. This is the moment when I know that my day is far from finished. There is still one, last, conjugal chore to be performed(...)

‘It’s the nights when I come to bed and can hear him in the bathroom gurgling with mouthwash and “freshening” that I start to panic,’ one friend admits. ‘Sometimes I manage to creep back downstairs really quickly before he’s seen me and I spend the next hour or so in the utility room ironing so I don’t have to come up with yet another excuse as to why I don’t want sex(...)’


Married women aged 16 to 24 have sex on average six times every four weeks. This falls to twice in four weeks for women in the 45 to 59 age group(...)

 Quoting: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]


Wow, married British women between 16 and 24 years have sex only 6 times in a month??? Really???

Sorry, but if Brit women prefer read a book in bed or watch TV, instead of switching fluids with the person that lays by their side, there's something VERY VERY wrong with them.

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The worst part is that Brit women have VERY mean words to describe how they feel about their husbands. Can you imagine a woman with that snob cockney accent, saying that "she'd rather mop the floor than have sex with her husband"???

Why marry then??? Fucking frigid witches!!!
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6 times a month is not that bad for married women especially if you count the week they are on their menstrual cycle. So it really amounts to sex twice a week with one week off a month for her period.
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one on three brit men would rather fuck the mop than their wife I bet
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British men you can increase your odds by proper dental hygeine.
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The worst part is that Brit women have VERY mean words to describe how they feel about their husbands. Can you imagine a woman with that snob cockney accent, saying that "she'd rather mop the floor than have sex with her husband"???

Why marry then??? Fucking frigid witches!!!
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


many husbands have low sex drives as well. this article is just focusing on women. marriage is fun in the beginning but as the years go by it just becomes a chore to many men and women alike. that is where commitment comes in and it helps to actually be friends with your mate as well.
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6 times a month is not that bad for married women especially if you count the week they are on their menstrual cycle. So it really amounts to sex twice a week with one week off a month for her period.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


6 times/month is not "that bad" for married women, if they are 50, 60. I don't know about women of other countries, but Brazilian women around 40, are EXTREMELY active and they enjoy the sex contact way more than women around 25.

If people can't get along with marriage, they shouldn't marry in first place, or they should have the dignity of separate when they get to the point of humiliating the partner this way. There's no excuse for this perverse behavior. Both from women or men.
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The worst part is that Brit women have VERY mean words to describe how they feel about their husbands. Can you imagine a woman with that snob cockney accent, saying that "she'd rather mop the floor than have sex with her husband"???

Why marry then??? Fucking frigid witches!!!
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


many husbands have low sex drives as well. this article is just focusing on women. marriage is fun in the beginning but as the years go by it just becomes a chore to many men and women alike. that is where commitment comes in and it helps to actually be friends with your mate as well.
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So our notion of "friendship" is totally different, because even when the marriage gets boring and the sex drive falls, you don't go on press saying that "you'd rather mop the floor than have sex with your husband."

If you lay in the same bed with a women who thinks like this and says it publicly for strangers, you have NEVER had a wife in first place, let alone a friendly wife.
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I too would rather mop a floor than have sex with her husband.
He looks like rodney dangerfield
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would not bang if she was the last woman on earth.
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I too would rather mop a floor than have sex with her husband.
He looks like rodney dangerfield
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And maybe he wants to fart in her mouth.
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There must be a shit ton of clean floors in England then...
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Re: "I'd rather mop the floor than have sex with my husband!" One in three Brit women thinks exactly this way!
The funny part is that the woman in the photo, who feels disgusted and has panic attacks to the idea of having sex with her husband, is a creepy ugly creature, I mean, she may have mirrors in her closet and she should be thankful that someone wants to bang her.


IMAGE ( [link to i.dailymail.co.uk] )


The end of another long day. Like thousands of women across the country I have spent the evening on a treadmill of duty — preparing dinner, ferrying children around, policing homework and then, finally, sorting laundry for the morning.

Now, as the Ten O’clock news finishes, I wipe my last surface and switch on the dishwasher. The house is blissfully quiet. Then a voice — my husband’s — calls hopefully from the top of the stairs: ‘Are you coming to bed now?’

Standing there, dishcloth in hand, my heart actually sinks. This is the moment when I know that my day is far from finished. There is still one, last, conjugal chore to be performed(...)

‘It’s the nights when I come to bed and can hear him in the bathroom gurgling with mouthwash and “freshening” that I start to panic,’ one friend admits. ‘Sometimes I manage to creep back downstairs really quickly before he’s seen me and I spend the next hour or so in the utility room ironing so I don’t have to come up with yet another excuse as to why I don’t want sex(...)’


Married women aged 16 to 24 have sex on average six times every four weeks. This falls to twice in four weeks for women in the 45 to 59 age group(...)

 Quoting: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]


Wow, married British women between 16 and 24 years have sex only 6 times in a month??? Really???

Sorry, but if Brit women prefer read a book in bed or watch TV, instead of switching fluids with the person that lays by their side, there's something VERY VERY wrong with them.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


Lotta British women getting married at 16???
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Maybe if she hadn't been fucking every tom dick and harry before she got married, she might have a little more respect for the only one that would marry her. I certainly don't see how he could respect her.
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Re: "I'd rather mop the floor than have sex with my husband!" One in three Brit women thinks exactly this way!
The funny part is that the woman in the photo, who feels disgusted and has panic attacks to the idea of having sex with her husband, is a creepy ugly creature, I mean, she may have mirrors in her closet and she should be thankful that someone wants to bang her.


IMAGE ( [link to i.dailymail.co.uk] )


The end of another long day. Like thousands of women across the country I have spent the evening on a treadmill of duty — preparing dinner, ferrying children around, policing homework and then, finally, sorting laundry for the morning.

Now, as the Ten O’clock news finishes, I wipe my last surface and switch on the dishwasher. The house is blissfully quiet. Then a voice — my husband’s — calls hopefully from the top of the stairs: ‘Are you coming to bed now?’

Standing there, dishcloth in hand, my heart actually sinks. This is the moment when I know that my day is far from finished. There is still one, last, conjugal chore to be performed(...)

‘It’s the nights when I come to bed and can hear him in the bathroom gurgling with mouthwash and “freshening” that I start to panic,’ one friend admits. ‘Sometimes I manage to creep back downstairs really quickly before he’s seen me and I spend the next hour or so in the utility room ironing so I don’t have to come up with yet another excuse as to why I don’t want sex(...)’


Married women aged 16 to 24 have sex on average six times every four weeks. This falls to twice in four weeks for women in the 45 to 59 age group(...)

 Quoting: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]


Wow, married British women between 16 and 24 years have sex only 6 times in a month??? Really???

Sorry, but if Brit women prefer read a book in bed or watch TV, instead of switching fluids with the person that lays by their side, there's something VERY VERY wrong with them.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien



Christ on a stick!! He looks like Rodney fucking Dangerfield on a bad day...but she's the creature from the black latrine!!
I wouldn't fuck that with a dead mans dick...
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that is why thailand is little britain
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Re: "I'd rather mop the floor than have sex with my husband!" One in three Brit women thinks exactly this way!
Maybe if she hadn't been fucking every tom dick and harry before she got married, she might have a little more respect for the only one that would marry her. I certainly don't see how he could respect her.
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The problem that should be highlighted here, is not whether they want or not to have sex, it's the perverse-nasty-vicious words for the appreciation of the entire fucking world, and the snake-bitch attitude of humiliating their husbands like this.

By the other hand, I ask WTF is wrong with British men?? If your wife rather drink the toilette water or be run over by a train, than make sex with you, be a fucking man, get over the reptile-cold-blood bitch, go out and find a horny woman that wants you! Date an Italian or a French woman and save your manhood, fucking wimps.
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LOL. At first I thought - gee, glad I did not marry young and ruin my life...

However then I looked at the picture, and if that is genuine she looks slightly not all there ( ok heavily not all there ). And him ... well seriously - I would ride a barbed wire fence before that.
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Finally I realize why my house looks like a fucking mess.
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modern (western) society has tried to turn women into men, and men into women.
is it surprising it is all fucked up?

i vote with my feet and travel at every opportunity to southeast asia where it is much more congenial, and my disgusting old carcase is highly in demand by charming women.
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I know married couples in their 50's where he admits not having sex for years.
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modern (western) society has tried to turn women into men, and men into women.
is it surprising it is all fucked up?

i vote with my feet and travel at every opportunity to southeast asia where it is much more congenial, and my disgusting old carcase is highly in demand by charming women.
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Charming women who want an Australian visa?
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modern (western) society has tried to turn women into men, and men into women.
is it surprising it is all fucked up?


i vote with my feet and travel at every opportunity to southeast asia where it is much more congenial, and my disgusting old carcase is highly in demand by charming women.
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Not by coincidence, I assume, England is the European country more lenient and condescending with the homo agenda.

But the tricky part, is that when the society is brainwashed into seeing sex as something disgusting and awkward, you eliminates the odds of more people getting interested in TANTRA SEX, which allows the rising of the Kundalini and enhances the inner abilities of men and women.

That's a clever agenda, isn't???
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The worst part is that Brit women have VERY mean words to describe how they feel about their husbands. Can you imagine a woman with that snob cockney accent, saying that "she'd rather mop the floor than have sex with her husband"???

Why marry then??? Fucking frigid witches!!!
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


now there is a contradiction in terms. Cockney is not snobby, its the other end of the social spectrum.
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Oh dear, that picture isnt kind.
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The funny part is that the woman in the photo, who feels disgusted and has panic attacks to the idea of having sex with her husband, is a creepy ugly creature, I mean, she may have mirrors in her closet and she should be thankful that someone wants to bang her.
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I would not use him as a model for my painting either.

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Re: "I'd rather mop the floor than have sex with my husband!" One in three Brit women thinks exactly this way!
The worst part is that Brit women have VERY mean words to describe how they feel about their husbands. Can you imagine a woman with that snob cockney accent, saying that "she'd rather mop the floor than have sex with her husband"???

Why marry then??? Fucking frigid witches!!!
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


now there is a contradiction in terms. Cockney is not snobby, its the other end of the social spectrum.
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Ok then, I'm no expert in British accents and they all sound snob to me!
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The funny part is that the woman in the photo, who feels disgusted and has panic attacks to the idea of having sex with her husband, is a creepy ugly creature, I mean, she may have mirrors in her closet and she should be thankful that someone wants to bang her.
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I would not use him as a model for my painting either.
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His face didn't get any better with the age, so why the fuck she married him in the first place??? OH let me see... because probably she fucked the entire neighborhood and he was the only sucker that wanted to make a wife out of her. He probably was a virgin too and she popped his cherry, that's why she has absolutely NO respect for him!
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6 times a month is not that bad for married women especially if you count the week they are on their menstrual cycle. So it really amounts to sex twice a week with one week off a month for her period.
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I would rather have sex with my husband at least once every day than work 8-9 hours at some shitty day job around a bunch of assholes. Frequent sex your partner is healthy.

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The funny part is that the woman in the photo, who feels disgusted and has panic attacks to the idea of having sex with her husband, is a creepy ugly creature, I mean, she may have mirrors in her closet and she should be thankful that someone wants to bang her.


IMAGE ( [link to i.dailymail.co.uk] )


The end of another long day. Like thousands of women across the country I have spent the evening on a treadmill of duty — preparing dinner, ferrying children around, policing homework and then, finally, sorting laundry for the morning.

Now, as the Ten O’clock news finishes, I wipe my last surface and switch on the dishwasher. The house is blissfully quiet. Then a voice — my husband’s — calls hopefully from the top of the stairs: ‘Are you coming to bed now?’

Standing there, dishcloth in hand, my heart actually sinks. This is the moment when I know that my day is far from finished. There is still one, last, conjugal chore to be performed(...)

‘It’s the nights when I come to bed and can hear him in the bathroom gurgling with mouthwash and “freshening” that I start to panic,’ one friend admits. ‘Sometimes I manage to creep back downstairs really quickly before he’s seen me and I spend the next hour or so in the utility room ironing so I don’t have to come up with yet another excuse as to why I don’t want sex(...)’


Married women aged 16 to 24 have sex on average six times every four weeks. This falls to twice in four weeks for women in the 45 to 59 age group(...)

 Quoting: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]


Wow, married British women between 16 and 24 years have sex only 6 times in a month??? Really???

Sorry, but if Brit women prefer read a book in bed or watch TV, instead of switching fluids with the person that lays by their side, there's something VERY VERY wrong with them.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


Ugh, I just threw up in my mouth. She's hideous.
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Re: "I'd rather mop the floor than have sex with my husband!" One in three Brit women thinks exactly this way!
Brit women need to come over here to the United States and meet some REAL men.

There is a reason why the UK women preferred to fuck the Yank servicemen over there during WW2.





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