I am a Buddha, anyone want to help me?

especially since here on the internet we do not have the ability to see or know you otherwise.

yes you are in a lovely expression.. ;)

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I hope to gain enough energy to reveal myself to all. You will know me in your heart when you see me, there is no recognition.

Finally a false buddha...are you the second coming of buddha? How can a man who weighs 400 pounds lecture his followers on discipline and sacrifice?

a true buddha doesnt gain energy from outside himself.. for a true buddha simply is as he always has and will be.. youv got a long way to go and a destructive ego taking you to hell.. enjoy the experience but its not as easy as you might expect it to be.. for if you are worthy will you even make it through the other end of it ;)

Buddha does not know "second" or "400 pounds" he lives without limit having liberated himself. Discipline is only one side of the coin, in the end they seek liberation. The true buddhist goes beyond buddhism because buddha was no buddhist, he was the creator of his own way. It is a possibility I am a false buddha, it is a possibility there is no such thing as false.

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You are quick to project. Did you not account for the possibility that I simplify my understanding for others to receive a message? All energy is the one energy. My spirit is one with all, if I can help but 1 person enlighten and feel the blissful oneness that I have felt then I am fulfilled. Funny how someone being more enlightened then us brings really brings out the ego, which is contrary to what we want. It is the test of self. you should hold no ego in the presence of the buddha and the buddha is everything. How do you know buddha doesn't get energy outside of himself? Buddha knows all the possibilities and so do you.

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A real Buddhist wouldn't come back to this world. Only suffering and experience can guide people to the one true path.

I offer you flowers and light and incense and pure water and music. How about a cigarette?

There is no only. Suffering is just as much a part of enlightenment as pleasure. Even enlightenment is illusion, yet all these things together are the tao.
I am also an ascended master, I have achieved enlightenment before and I chose to stay behind. For seeing through linear time shows you that the bodhisattva and buddha are one. The buddha is forever still and watching, the bodhisattva is listening and acting.

Last Edited by Amitabha on 10/10/2012 11:41 PM

I do enjoy cigarettes. The native american's used tobacco to send thoughts to the creator and they are a beautiful metaphor for life and craving. You choose to attach to them to experience the joy of separation and reunion.

In your mind how were you thinking that you could use help?

To offer teaching and to learn. The best teachers are the ones who haven't forgotten to learn. I have come to where the 2 roads meet.

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What are you interested in learning?

what is interest? what is learning? I want to learn it all, and "you can't kno everything" is the kind of doubt that stops this possibility

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I hypothesize that you are a Buddha and can learn and know anything but you do have to study so what are you interested in now?

connecting spirit and matter, entering new dimensions and manifesting destiny.

Also when you study anything in unity consciousness it will offer you deeper understanding into why you are here.

Last Edited by Amitabha on 10/10/2012 11:54 PM

lol, could you be more specific?

I'd like to know how to disconnect spirit and matter.

Do you know about chakras and sacred energy? They will guide you to what you need to know. They are a quantum energy which means no one system is right. The way you choose to observe them is the way they manifest find the combination that really opens you.

sign, hand works

I have a bad memory and am too lazy to scroll but a buddha needs help in what way? How do you help buddha? What do you want help with exactly.

Say hi to my dad, he is in your pureland.

so says the idiot.. heres one for you wanna be buddha

You are only an anonymous coward. How would you recognize a buddha unless you were one of them?

that was as stupid of an answer an idiot could only give.. i am who i am.. bow down or lay down bitch? you aint got a chance here.. and your bs doesnt work on me or mine so go fuck yourself maggot!!

There are signs if you are realized enough to see them.

You help because I love to help.