why are aussies and brits so retarded?

No it's just because we don't give a fuck. As you will note, other than my post no Aussie has wasted their time responding to ignorant fucks such as yourself.

Jealous much? You just wish you had our lifestyle....

hahahahahaha, oh shit i pissed myself. Coming from the great AmeriCAN... freedom you don't have you short sighted menace.

The greatest country in the world is the USA.... if you say it enough times you too will believe it!!!!!

Yea the aussies are keyboard warriors and dumb as fuck.

I like the brits here though , funny guys.

Another boring race-baiting thread.

Er... All the real men are played by Australians in Hollywood you dumbass!

lol, wtf are "real men"? Stereotype much?

Everybody learned from the best of the retards and that would be the lovely well respected across the globe americans..

God save the Queen. No... Really! I like helping little old ladies with their shopping. It gives me a warm feeling of satisfaction. I'm not exactly a slave though, we moved all of our factories to China so that they have something to do with their time. Me, I'm more of a man of leisure. And certainly grateful that the entire running of the affairs of our beautiful country are not left in the hands of career politicians that retire rich after screwing up. If we don't like our monarchs we, the people, are free to kill them. We tend not to kill the ones we like. Democratic Republics are a fraud because the majority of people are moron self serving retards who have no idea what to think when given the opportunity. They resort to trading insults which, like anyone, I find amusing for about 3 or 4 minutes. I have never understood the term "useless cunt" though. I can generally find a use for a cunt. Even your moms was... Paid for her crack habit and bought her pimp a nice hat.
Don't fuck with Queen of England. For a little old lady she's got balls. (",)

Where money exists there is no true freedom.

But we do have the freedom to enjoy cheap education without crippling debt, low crime, stable and well regulated banks, universal healthcare which works and a social safety net which doesn't run out and leave you on the street.

The freedom to choose to be employed and have a selection of jobs to choose from when you do, well that is nice too.

Most of all we have the freedom to decide what we want our country to be, and sorry but it's nothing like the USA turned out.

lol

What a stupid fucking thread this is...

...jesus...

Hear, hear! It's the same kid doing this nonsense thread....I do like his mom though, fine dirty filly!

oh dear. OP has teeny dick. or is short, or both

angry angry little man

dont worry america. you have that number 1 position sown right up

I have had multiple women from the USA and Europe remark to me recently that the reason they came to Australia was to meet REAL MEN and not TV/Hollywood watching, facebook pooftering (new word :P), budweiser drinking brainwashed fat bastards.

Well they were surprised to find some of those over here too haha, but nothing like at home!

From the mouths of 'hot babes'

Let's face it...we're ALL enslaved. Aussies just have better beaches

In a train car there were an Englishman, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a big fat pig ugly fat cow. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"

The fat twat thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

The American thought - "That fucking Englishman with the shiny teeth put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid fucking American again".

ps. I'm being serious and you guys better start learning how to keep your women. Because your finest come to visit us regularly ;)

pps. the bait is set, reel slowly

Bad teeth.

Hhhmmmmmm :-

1. when was the last time a dog was shot in the UK by Police...

2. Do police in this country shut down childrens (KIDS) lemonade stands....

3. Whn was there last an outcry over Police brutality in the UK...


This is almost too easy...

Ooh yeah, great beaches AND great fishing spots heheh

LOL... So americans think they are bright?

I guess you think your brain us placed in the fat you have gained on your big asses and disgusting big bellys...

Here's news for you... The rest of the world laugh at you while you walk around like fat pigs and think you are superior!

You think the rest of the world is stupid while the rest of the world know you are idiots!

We outnumber you bigtime!

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

11.Only in America.....Will you go to a restraunt in seaworld and ask for bandaids and get mayonnaise

1. TSA - At the airports.
2. TSA - On the railways
3. TSA - Now doing roadblocks
4. Obama's youth army
5. Drones comming to your skys very soon.
6. Patriot act
..

Those guns are really keeping you free aren't they.

LOL

Are you aware of how retarded the USA is in comparison to the rest of the world? i mean statistically (long word, look it up if you dont understand..)?

Do some research you fucking moron and know your place. you are a joke as is your soon to be 3rd world country.

twat

This guy is of both English and Aussie origin-

American's idea of freedom: a gun.

When she has to visit your country.