I am a woman who farts like a burley man..ask me a question

Have you ever sharted?

So sharing wifi puts us on the same ip addy? Making me the op and not you? Hmmmm

Talking to yourself?

Just waitin for that cascadia eq to happen

Don'tbefooled is my roommate. It put him as OP because we share an IP addy

not a question but a suggestion....lay off the wheat! lol!

i love you??

Mom?

Oh trust me , if you lived with me , you wouldn't love me lol

All women fart like burly men they just hold it in until no one is around but their farts smell less usually although are loud.

Well, I'm glad I am not the only one!

You need a deep hard ass fuck to release all that stored pressurized gas.
After that you will stop farting so much.

how a big large man does queef?

what are we talkin here,

farts through ass or queefs through pussy?

I tried holding it in once at a friends house. I finally couldn't anymore and went into the bathroom. Well I fartes super loud at the exact time the movie in the living room got quiet. Everyone heard and they just about died.

Real men have vaginas? Jeez silly we are talking about darting from the anal region

You need to spread your cheeks the noise is just the friction let it come out silently

Do you scratch your nuts and burp too? If so,marry me you beastly biotch

Umm...I don't want to loose control of my bowels...no thank u

Farting*

But it will solve the pressure problem it will stretch the tube so its not so noisy so the pressure doesn't build up so much.
You wont lose control of your bowels that is silly, just make sure its clean first.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Beastly is a great word

pin it

Are you Obeast?

I.was going to but since.we're on the same ip its making me OP as well

you are a flatulent pain in the arse!

But to answer your question...yes I burp but I don't have any nuts to scratch!