So the wife is away....

Yeah she is away on a business meeting for 3 days. We have 4 boys. 3 still live here. Fuckers think it is a kegger because the momma is away.

One of them left a 2 litre jug of milk in the rec room on the coffee table all fucking day. It was as warm as piss. I told the little shit to get his ass up to the store and buy some more with his own fucking money. He wanted the car keys and I said walk. He refused so I told him that he had a choice: got get the fucking milk or he can forget about his date with his gf on Friday and the car. I got my milk.

Another was playing video games online with his buddies and would not do his chores. I went into the router and blocked his computer from Internet access until he gets his shit cleaned up. Fucking clothes and dishes everywhere. He is cleaning while I speak.

The third one was watching TV and didn't walk the dog or clean his room. I took his iPhone from him. He is out walking now.

The moral of this story is I have been too easy on them because when their mother is home, they do their chores and pick up after themselves. Well not too easy, because I am more of a prick than she is, more like I let her take care of it. The kids read it as I don't give a fuck.

I learned a lesson tonight. I am not their friend. I am their father and there will be times when they hate me, like tonight.

Well fuck em if they can't take a joke!