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There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?

 
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There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Living with roomates, I've grown accustom to jerkit pretty quickly as people are always moving through the house. Anything that I can do that will prepare me for this weekend so I can last longer than 5min?

Like should P pop one off at a store down the street from her before hand or tie a rubberband around my bawls or what?
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11/28/2012 02:09 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Drink an 8-pack of beer first.
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11/28/2012 02:18 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Think about basketball scores. Thats what my ex used to do.
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11/28/2012 02:21 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
How did you manage to get with a girl while living with roommates?
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Drink an 8-pack of beer first.
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It's a get in, get off, get out sort of picture so I can't be smashed afterwards
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11/28/2012 02:23 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
How did you manage to get with a girl while living with roommates?
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It's a booty call and she ain't mine.
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Living with roomates, I've grown accustom to jerkit pretty quickly as people are always moving through the house. Anything that I can do that will prepare me for this weekend so I can last longer than 5min?

Like should P pop one off at a store down the street from her before hand or tie a rubberband around my bawls or what?
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11/28/2012 02:24 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Drink an 8-pack of beer first.
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It's a get in, get off, get out sort of picture so I can't be smashed afterwards
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Sounds much like a wank
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11/28/2012 02:27 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Sounds much like a wank
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Yeah but I don't want it to end up like one lol
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11/28/2012 02:55 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
get the condoms that numb your dick
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11/28/2012 02:58 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Alcohol really helps. Drink, but not too much and you will last much longer.

I once had to give up after banging a girl for 2 hours. Not one drop came out.
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11/28/2012 04:15 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
get the condoms that numb your dick
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Never heard of that lol how would i know if i've released or not?
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11/28/2012 04:23 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Try Heroin or any other Opiate/ Opioid!

(-just joking)
Try a second Time, wear Condoms and stay safe,
remember: Femals are the reason why we
have sooooo much Pain, War and Killings!
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11/28/2012 04:38 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Think about Oprah. Works every time.
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11/28/2012 04:52 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Drink an 8-pack of beer first.
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
lol, I wish this was the types of problems I had in life...count yourself lucky.

Get a cock ring, drink a couple shots of whiskey, and think about baseball...
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Living with roomates, I've grown accustom to jerkit pretty quickly as people are always moving through the house. Anything that I can do that will prepare me for this weekend so I can last longer than 5min?

Like should P pop one off at a store down the street from her before hand or tie a rubberband around my bawls or what?
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07/17/2013 09:25 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Here we go again. Same problem
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07/17/2013 09:27 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Rub one out ahead of time.
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07/17/2013 09:36 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
RUN AWAY! Do not give in to the seduction!
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07/17/2013 09:38 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Wear 2 condoms.
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07/17/2013 09:42 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
A glass of gin .... and see who comes first ...

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07/17/2013 09:44 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
There's a type of nasal spray you can buy now they might have it at the chemist if your lucky. Otherwise just try not to enjoy it and don't tense your dick, the more you tense the quicker you go. Focus on the wall behind her and take your mind off the situation and give her lots of foreplay to make it seem longer. If your not trying to impress her or won't see her again then who gives a fuck.

When you have a wank later try doing it without tensing once and you will see what I mean.
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07/17/2013 09:45 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Try Heroin or any other Opiate/ Opioid!

(-just joking)
Try a second Time, wear Condoms and stay safe,
remember: Femals are the reason why we
have sooooo much Pain, War and Killings!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28569456


This is actually great advice. Not the heroin, obviously, but if you pop a couple vicodin you should have no issue going the distance.
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Try Heroin or any other Opiate/ Opioid!

(-just joking)
Try a second Time, wear Condoms and stay safe,
remember: Femals are the reason why we
have sooooo much Pain, War and Killings!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28569456


This is actually great advice. Not the heroin, obviously, but if you pop a couple vicodin you should have no issue going the distance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10211703


I agree also, a few perks or vicodin and you will last like a champ..

dont get hooked on them but you can last for hours with some opiates ..

take them an hour before the banging for best results!!!
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07/17/2013 09:53 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
When you say 7/10,,,I assume you mean...

The face is a 7
The body is a 10...
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07/17/2013 09:58 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Coke should do the trick.
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07/17/2013 10:18 AM
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Re: There's this 7/10 i'll be hooking up with this weekend. Advice for a premature ejaculator man?
Try Heroin or any other Opiate/ Opioid!

(-just joking)
Try a second Time, wear Condoms and stay safe,
remember: Femals are the reason why we
have sooooo much Pain, War and Killings!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28569456


This is actually great advice. Not the heroin, obviously, but if you pop a couple vicodin you should have no issue going the distance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10211703


you don't even need vicodin. just take like 3 ibuprofen. 800 mg should do. if you take vicodin, you run the risk of not cumming at all
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