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I feel like shit!!! Detox recipes please!!

 
Reality420
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Re: I feel like shit!!! Detox recipes please!!
2 words - coffee enemas
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Figures.

I agree.

100% Colombian, French Roast, decaf.
Made with fresh fluoridated water only.

It's the famous Dr. Juan Valdez protocol.
www.Youarebatshitinsane.com/JohnnyValdez/wideawakecolon.htm
(snicker)


R.
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I'm doing an apple drink cleanse--1/2 c apple juice, 1 c wather, pectin or psyllium, dash of Bentonite and heaping T whey protein. Five times a day with a lot of water, and having bone stock soup each meal, solid lunch only--low carb vegetables, meat and yoghurt. No grains but premium white rice and no simple carbs, dairy, no processed food.

Pooping today won't fix your belly. Do a real cleanse (alejandro jungs 90s book Clean is good). If your gut is bad you have to clean up your diet, add enzymes and probiotics and be patient. You will feel great when you start making neuros in your gut like you should and stop spending tryptophan on detoxing junk food.

You could be great by the end of the world if you start now!
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Raw Garlic
Apple Cider Vinegar
Ginger


Miracle detox from Nature, just pick one though! Maybe consume one from that list one week and another the next week.
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In the first place, stop drinking the distilled water right away! The more distilled water a person drinks, the higher the body acidity becomes and you are literally sucking the calcium, magnesium and trace minerals out of your body. Get back on spring water asap. If you have access to organic foods, eat fresh fruits and vegetables; if you eat meat, eat some that are high in iron and some fresh, wild caught salmon. Take Vitamin B and D supplements. This time of year, it wouldn't hurt to take additional Vitamin C, too. Good luck. Hope you feel better soon.


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Re: I feel like shit!!! Detox recipes please!!
Detox Salad

Baby Greens
Cherry Tomatoes
Iceberg Lettuce
Cucumbers
Roma Tomatoes
Pineapple
Cilantro
Chopped Garlic
Horseradish Mayo
Stone Ground Prepared Mustard (any hot or spicy flavor)
White Cooking Wine
Chili Powder
Ground Pepper
Onion Powder
Leaf Oregano

Mix & Eat. :)
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OK I am tired a lot and just don't feel energized. Have been drinking lots of water(distilled) and taking vitamins. Don't really eat a lot like I used to but I'm getting the typical round gut like every other guy I know. I want to get all the shit out of my system the easiest way possible. Any input appreciated as I have some time off if I gotta hang by the throne for a few days tounge
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Fast!
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OK I am tired a lot and just don't feel energized. Have been drinking lots of water(distilled) and taking vitamins. Don't really eat a lot like I used to but I'm getting the typical round gut like every other guy I know. I want to get all the shit out of my system the easiest way possible. Any input appreciated as I have some time off if I gotta hang by the throne for a few days tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28500452


I'm on the same boat as you. Started exercising last month by trying to run every morning for 45 minutes. But I'd like to detox as well. I feel like I have a lot of stuff inside my body I MUST get out.
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Most people in North America end up with various sorts of thyroid disorders brought on by auto-immune problems. Those disorders are caused by vaccines, heavy metals and other environmental issues.

I'd reduce the full on aerobics and intersperse them with wind sprints and light weight lifting. You will actually feel better with the HGH burst the wind sprints give you.

Don't believe me? Compare the appearance of sprinters like Allyson Felix, Lolo Jones, or Ussein Bolt with a marathoner
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Re: I feel like shit!!! Detox recipes please!!
2 words - coffee enemas
 Quoting: mopar28m


This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously!
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Re: I feel like shit!!! Detox recipes please!!
2 words - coffee enemas
 Quoting: mopar28m


Figures.

I agree.

100% Colombian, French Roast, decaf.
Made with fresh fluoridated water only.

It's the famous Dr. Juan Valdez protocol.
www.Youarebatshitinsane.com/JohnnyValdez/wideawakecolon.htm
(snicker)


R.
 Quoting: Reality420 24847476


And don't listen to this guy! They work!
But it has to be organic caffeinated coffee! And you DO NOT want to use fluoridated water of course!!!!
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get rid of your worms,simple. black walnut oil

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