Since THE WORLD WILL END NEXT MONTH, it's confession time for y'all !!!

i think i might be gay

I may have unraveled space and time, leading to the end of the world next month. Sorry 'bout that.

Hmm......I don't think its something you "might" be. If the thought of pounding another guys ass excites you, chances are...YOU ARE GAY.




My confessions:

Sorry to my 3 year old son, sorry I brought you into this world. Sorry I couldn't make it a better place for you. I'll still be there for you, always, but my prayer is that you won't let this world mold you into something that you aren't. That is all

I threw a sack full of puppies into a river for a friend so his dad would not beat him if he didnt do it.

I drink Single Malt Scotch every night. It's so good I fear I'm in love with it.

Im sorru Russ is such an utter IMBECILE..really I am.

Yeah im only 19 but i wouldnt dream of bring a child of mine into this world. They would grow up in a hell hole of a place.

i like boobies

Jimmy Hoffa lives with me

I think I might be Jesus but I failed and now I'm going to be tortured for eternity. Sorry.

AAwwwwwwwwwww SHIT! Do we haz to?

i'm a 32 years old virgin

I'm sorry I couldn't deal with my mothers abuse and my step fathers abuse. I've lived my life taking up what they left. I'm broken and torn and my life is a joke. I've been a kind soul to many in my life and haven't reaped any benefit. I feel like a loser and I'm devasted. So I'm apologizing to myself for letting myself down and loving myself enough. I hope something happens in this world soon because the sadness is too much. So there you have it.

I feel for you. I'm sorry. Don't worry you will be fine though. No matter what.

I strive to have a life this good.

oh, this thread is gonna be epic.

in my twenties i was a morally lost, misguided, selfish, party girl. stole from my employer regularly, slept with my best friend's guys ( 2 friends, 2 guys) hid crank from my boyfriend and snorted it every day for like a year, could go on and on..I am much older and wiser and guided by Jesus now...

I was born in a cross-fire hurricane and I howled at my ma in the driving rain.

WOW, what a bunch of sick, pathetic fuckers you are!

:)

I love lunchmeat even thou I know it is not good for me.

How do you feel about Spam and Treet?

Cheers! Dalwhinnie is my dram of choice.

Its not Damn...

Im a slut...

I have the hots for my cousin

Even on the internet, I would run out of ink.

i masterbate to confession threads

The world will not end. However, the psychopaths are going to be called out, one by one.

I accidentally drowned a bunch of kittens. I had to leave them outside in a large tote, with food and water of course. I had to take an emergency trip to the hospital, when I came back a few days later, they had all drowned. I still feel bad, years later about it.

THE world is not ending just for those who think it is ending and not beginning.