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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14093935 United States 12/14/2012 08:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Knives baseball bats hands electric cords rope box cutters guns (of course) alcohol cars schools movie theaters Oh my we could go on and on.... All great suggestions. Also, I read somewhere that there are people who die from falling trees every year. I think we need to quarden off any area containing trees....at least until we can figure out a safe way to dispose of them. |
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Generation Doom User ID: 20816248 United States 12/14/2012 08:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Government. Pray this prayer to blind Satan: [link to flameoflove.us (secure)] |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14093935 United States 12/14/2012 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't go outside ... and in the house stay away from stairs, bathtubs and electrical appliances. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25327582 Good, but that may not be enough. I think we need to distribute some sort of sponge-suit that people can wear as they cower in an empty room at home away from all furniture and anything with sharp corners. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28896002 United Kingdom 12/14/2012 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | how about tobbaco? More deaths are caused each year by tobacco use than by all deaths from human immunodeficiency virus (HIV), illegal drug use, alcohol use, motor vehicle injuries, suicides, and murders combined. food for thought. and its subsidised [link to www.cdc.gov] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17097168 Australia 12/14/2012 08:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BIRTH. BIRTH is the NUMBER ONE cause of death WORLD WIDE!!!! Ststistics have PROVEN beyond ALL doubt...that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who has ever been born..HAS ALWAYS DIED!! ITS GOT to STOP!!! ITS KILLING TRILLIONS..and we judt DONT CARE!!! |
IRQ_1 User ID: 24600584 United States 12/14/2012 08:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't go outside ... and in the house stay away from stairs, bathtubs and electrical appliances. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25327582 Good, but that may not be enough. I think we need to distribute some sort of sponge-suit that people can wear as they cower in an empty room at home away from all furniture and anything with sharp corners. Jack of all trades master of none "shall not be infringed." BLUE RIBBON AWARNESS FOR MENS' HEALTH Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. --ISAAC ASIMOV I never 'Ad hominem' I don't need to. The Constitution means everything or nothing. You can't have both. |
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Emmeric User ID: 1457343 United States 12/14/2012 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bricks - brick to the head is deadly Stairs - a push down the stairs can be terminal Cliffs - very deadly Knives - no more steak cutting... chew it apart Pencils - lead and a 4 inch stiletto of pencil is deadly Razors - deadly, designed for cutting Textbooks - a textbook strike to the throat is deadly Cellphones - a cellphone jammed down the throat is fatal Volvos - deadly when used to run over your enemy Vegetables - you can pack enough of any veggie into a mouth to suffocate someone When blacks have identity it is called pride. When indians have identity it is called culture. When Jewish people have identity it is called history. When WHITES have identity it is called Racism. |
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Emmeric User ID: 1457343 United States 12/14/2012 08:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GOVERNMENT - 90% of all deaths would evaporate and fall to things like car accidents or natural causes instead. When blacks have identity it is called pride. When indians have identity it is called culture. When Jewish people have identity it is called history. When WHITES have identity it is called Racism. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408355 Australia 12/14/2012 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sex for a number of reasons. It can give you STD's. Genital warts can lead to Cancer. Crabs. It causes prostiution. A criminal offence People don't just do it to have children - against bible law. It leads to conflict - hetro's against gays. It causes Rape to happen. It is the main cause of divorce. It leads holy people astray - like Priests. It can be addictive. Lot more reasons for banning sex, but that is enough for now. |
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