I need to get laid.

If you're a straight female simply visually identify a man you would like to sleep with... approach and say "excuse me, would you like to have sex with me?"

That is all.

Last Edited by Lucky Charms on 12/22/2012 11:19 PM

pretty much

go to a bar, find the closest male, grab his crotch and say exactly this,

"I want that in my mouth and pussy. Take me home now."

Done.

Don't feed the troll. Obviously this is a guy pretending to be a chick.

No way!

Believe it or not. I have the same trouble with the same thing. Can't really go up to any guy.
Looks like most dude are gay now.
No I'm not a whore. But having sex with a mature guy. Can be really pleasant . However I am having a hard time finding a straigh guy in the first place.

You know you can go to a street corner right?

They are all around you.

You do not see them because your head is so far up your ass that all you see is the world through your own eyes.

You need to put yourself out-there, and you will see them.

Wear a DTF shirt.

Women have it so much easier. Have tits, will travel. Don't matter what you look like.

If you're average/good looking it's very very simple.
Cause we men are always in for a fuck.

what kind of thing is that to say, you must meet a gazillion guys on your journey, not one of them is straight?

?? about 3.5 billion guys would be really happy to put it to you. What's the problem? Guys are sluts.

Really when did this shortage of straight dicks happen? There are still ya dildos ya know?

But wait a minute you're not a feminist are you? Cause you know, the feminist movement was for women's sexual liberation and yet there ain't no more straight males for them to have that sexual release with LOOOL!!!

what a whore!
this is filthy wrong and you should feel bad!

yeah. sounds like she needs to be spanked. on my lap. with her panties down.

Yes it does. Walk into any Walmart and that definitive line is drawn for you very quickly.

Haha no. It ain't bad. When in reality nothing is happing.

needs douche?

Good point. I am around Hollywood. Most guys here care more about their looks. Some seriously have surpass woman.
At a point is not bad. But I think it get creppy when dude just talks about his looks

No dildo for me please. I want a real human guy I could touch and enjoy as well

What kind of trolls are these? Is this the new trolling fad?

Lol

Lol I am not trolling. Seriously . I have met straigh guys but this dude are your typically sheep idiot. No Thanx.
Maybe I'm just to picky idk

Hell, even if you were a fat sack of insane crap, you could still get a black guy to bang you.

You haven't answered my question you punk?

How come a good-looking guy can't be straight anyway? Who the fuck made that rule?

You mean you are too asleep?

ie you are too afraid to be in love so you find faults in others.

Honestly it is so easy for a woman, seriously, you don't understand. You could go up to any guy and just talk about dumb shyt.

No body. There's a different when you have a natural sexy look
You don't ad nothing to yourself.
Compare when a dude is even wearing at some point. No bs make up. Doing their eyes brows even curling their lashes wtf is the shit