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To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!

 
Kalles Kaviar
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To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
What the fuck is wrong with you? Your ass get sore, and it only smears the shit around the ass. Why not spend an extra dollar or two for 2 or 4-ply paper and get the sensation of a unicorn licking your ass clean.

Or do you like to go around with shitty ass and create ass-butter?
Newton's third law of emotion

For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
If you want the sensation of something licking your ass clean just get a dog and some peanut butter.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
If you want the sensation of something licking your ass clean just get a dog and some peanut butter.
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Im not into beastiality. Just like my ass clean.
Newton's third law of emotion

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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
If you want the sensation of something licking your ass clean just get a dog and some peanut butter.
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Im not into beastiality. Just like my ass clean.
 Quoting: Kalles Kaviar


I just have a shower every time i shit. Feels soooo much better then toilet paper rug burn.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
If you want the sensation of something licking your ass clean just get a dog and some peanut butter.
 Quoting: Dapurps


Im not into beastiality. Just like my ass clean.
 Quoting: Kalles Kaviar


I just have a shower every time i shit. Feels soooo much better then toilet paper rug burn.
 Quoting: Dapurps


But if you have to shit at a friends house? Do you take a shower there or you just hold it in?
Newton's third law of emotion

For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Dapurps

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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
If you want the sensation of something licking your ass clean just get a dog and some peanut butter.
 Quoting: Dapurps


Im not into beastiality. Just like my ass clean.
 Quoting: Kalles Kaviar


I just have a shower every time i shit. Feels soooo much better then toilet paper rug burn.
 Quoting: Dapurps


But if you have to shit at a friends house? Do you take a shower there or you just hold it in?
 Quoting: Kalles Kaviar


Depends if I'm prairie dogging or i can survive holding it.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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12/24/2012 07:34 PM
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
Petition the UN to ban 1-ply toilet paper instantly worldwide5aiamwith !
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12/24/2012 07:38 PM
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
What the fuck is wrong with you? Your ass get sore, and it only smears the shit around the ass. Why not spend an extra dollar or two for 2 or 4-ply paper and get the sensation of a unicorn licking your ass clean.

Or do you like to go around with shitty ass and create ass-butter?
 Quoting: Kalles Kaviar


What about those folks in India who use their bare hands?

Just get a bidet FFS or you will find out you have ass crust when you are picking your crack. 1/2/4 layers won't help. Or take that shower as the guy above says.

Who wants to comb a shitload of meatballs out of their ass hair?
Dapurps

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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
What the fuck is wrong with you? Your ass get sore, and it only smears the shit around the ass. Why not spend an extra dollar or two for 2 or 4-ply paper and get the sensation of a unicorn licking your ass clean.

Or do you like to go around with shitty ass and create ass-butter?
 Quoting: Kalles Kaviar


What about those folks in India who use their bare hands?

Just get a bidet FFS or you will find out you have ass crust when you are picking your crack. 1/2/4 layers won't help. Or take that shower as the guy above says.

Who wants to comb a shitload of meatballs out of their ass hair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972619


I've never used a bidet.. How do you dry your ass and wouldn't your pants get dirty or shitfilledwater run down your gouche and on your balls.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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mre tp5a
A pissed off American veteran!
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
What the fuck is wrong with you? Your ass get sore, and it only smears the shit around the ass. Why not spend an extra dollar or two for 2 or 4-ply paper and get the sensation of a unicorn licking your ass clean.

Or do you like to go around with shitty ass and create ass-butter?
 Quoting: Kalles Kaviar


What about those folks in India who use their bare hands?

Just get a bidet FFS or you will find out you have ass crust when you are picking your crack. 1/2/4 layers won't help. Or take that shower as the guy above says.

Who wants to comb a shitload of meatballs out of their ass hair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972619


I've never used a bidet.. How do you dry your ass and wouldn't your pants get dirty or shitfilledwater run down your gouche and on your balls.
 Quoting: Dapurps


The best are combined toilet/bidets that also come with a dryer. I can assure you with the proper use you won't get dirty hf
Dapurps

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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
What the fuck is wrong with you? Your ass get sore, and it only smears the shit around the ass. Why not spend an extra dollar or two for 2 or 4-ply paper and get the sensation of a unicorn licking your ass clean.

Or do you like to go around with shitty ass and create ass-butter?
 Quoting: Kalles Kaviar


What about those folks in India who use their bare hands?

Just get a bidet FFS or you will find out you have ass crust when you are picking your crack. 1/2/4 layers won't help. Or take that shower as the guy above says.

Who wants to comb a shitload of meatballs out of their ass hair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972619


I've never used a bidet.. How do you dry your ass and wouldn't your pants get dirty or shitfilledwater run down your gouche and on your balls.
 Quoting: Dapurps


The best are combined toilet/bidets that also come with a dryer. I can assure you with the proper use you won't get dirty hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972619


Holy shit im getting one of these! [link to www.bidetsplus.com]
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

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12/24/2012 08:07 PM

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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
What the fuck is wrong with you? Your ass get sore, and it only smears the shit around the ass. Why not spend an extra dollar or two for 2 or 4-ply paper and get the sensation of a unicorn licking your ass clean.

Or do you like to go around with shitty ass and create ass-butter?
 Quoting: Kalles Kaviar

one second from
Eu não me importo se isso machuca,
Eu quero ter o controle,
Eu quero um corpo perfeito,
Eu quero uma alma perfeita.
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
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What about those folks in India who use their bare hands?

Just get a bidet FFS or you will find out you have ass crust when you are picking your crack. 1/2/4 layers won't help. Or take that shower as the guy above says.

Who wants to comb a shitload of meatballs out of their ass hair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972619


I've never used a bidet.. How do you dry your ass and wouldn't your pants get dirty or shitfilledwater run down your gouche and on your balls.
 Quoting: Dapurps


The best are combined toilet/bidets that also come with a dryer. I can assure you with the proper use you won't get dirty hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972619


Holy shit im getting one of these! [link to www.bidetsplus.com]
 Quoting: Dapurps


I have an own made customized and modified turbo toilet with direct acces to the internet:

[link to techmog.com]

Cleaner than toilet paper
Hands-free bathroom use
It just feels good
No more reaching and bending over
SAVE TREES

beavis
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12/24/2012 08:11 PM
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
Hey,
1 ply is still better than a stick.
and what happens in the wilderness, stays in the wilderness.
Dapurps

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12/24/2012 08:15 PM
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
Hey,
1 ply is still better than a stick.
and what happens in the wilderness, stays in the wilderness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22332202


Once when i was 10 i was camping and wiped my ass with poison Ivy. Worst time of my life.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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I've never used a bidet.. How do you dry your ass and wouldn't your pants get dirty or shitfilledwater run down your gouche and on your balls.
 Quoting: Dapurps


The best are combined toilet/bidets that also come with a dryer. I can assure you with the proper use you won't get dirty hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972619


Holy shit im getting one of these! [link to www.bidetsplus.com]
 Quoting: Dapurps


I have an own made customized and modified turbo toilet with direct acces to the internet:

[link to techmog.com]

Cleaner than toilet paper
Hands-free bathroom use
It just feels good
No more reaching and bending over
SAVE TREES

beavis
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972619


1rof1
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

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12/24/2012 08:16 PM
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
Hey,
1 ply is still better than a stick.
and what happens in the wilderness, stays in the wilderness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22332202


1 ply is still better then toilet doom

toiletdoom

Last Edited by Dapurps on 12/24/2012 08:17 PM
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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What about those folks in India who use their bare hands?

Just get a bidet FFS or you will find out you have ass crust when you are picking your crack. 1/2/4 layers won't help. Or take that shower as the guy above says.

Who wants to comb a shitload of meatballs out of their ass hair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972619


I've never used a bidet.. How do you dry your ass and wouldn't your pants get dirty or shitfilledwater run down your gouche and on your balls.
 Quoting: Dapurps


The best are combined toilet/bidets that also come with a dryer. I can assure you with the proper use you won't get dirty hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972619


Holy shit im getting one of these! [link to www.bidetsplus.com]
 Quoting: Dapurps


rimshot
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12/24/2012 08:17 PM
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
In the army I had to use leafs. Just digging a hole, and crapping when the alarm sounded.

A mate of mine had turds all over in his tank overall. Glad he wasn't in my crew.
Kalles Kaviar (OP)

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12/24/2012 08:18 PM
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
I've never tried a bidet. Maybe i should!

And to all of you who says you get dingleberries, you use the 1-ply. Or never shower.
Newton's third law of emotion

For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
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12/24/2012 08:19 PM
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
Yup, bidet is definitely better than TP.
Don't talk like you know everything, dammit.

Because I do.
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12/24/2012 08:21 PM
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
Just have a colostomy bag installed.

tomato
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12/24/2012 08:24 PM
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Just have a colostomy bag installed.

tomato
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It would be very convenient, but it is very hard to aquire one if you really don't need it :(
Newton's third law of emotion

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12/24/2012 08:30 PM
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
I wanted a bidet for christmas but ive been a naughty boy.. baby wipes will suffice
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12/24/2012 08:32 PM
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
I wanted a bidet for christmas but ive been a naughty boy.. baby wipes will suffice
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Baby wipes better then TP? I would think baby wipes would just smudge it since it's wet.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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12/24/2012 08:35 PM
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
come on men man the fuck up its one ply and numerous rewipes with a moist wash cloth therefore you have a clean anus.Its all about the rewipes when you hit 50.
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
What the fuck is wrong with you? Your ass get sore, and it only smears the shit around the ass. Why not spend an extra dollar or two for 2 or 4-ply paper and get the sensation of a unicorn licking your ass clean.

Or do you like to go around with shitty ass and create ass-butter?
 Quoting: Kalles Kaviar


Your shit should not smear when you wipe. That means you are not eating healthy. There should be nothing on the tissue when you wipe. Change your diet. Eat more fruits and veggies.
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What about those folks in India who use their bare hands?

Just get a bidet FFS or you will find out you have ass crust when you are picking your crack. 1/2/4 layers won't help. Or take that shower as the guy above says.

Who wants to comb a shitload of meatballs out of their ass hair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972619


I've never used a bidet.. How do you dry your ass and wouldn't your pants get dirty or shitfilledwater run down your gouche and on your balls.
 Quoting: Dapurps


The best are combined toilet/bidets that also come with a dryer. I can assure you with the proper use you won't get dirty hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972619


Holy shit im getting one of these! [link to www.bidetsplus.com]
 Quoting: Dapurps

Remote control and seat warming. That is going in style.
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
do this!
hold your pee, after shit, take aim your dick backward your ahole and piss it clean and fresh warm.
this is your vip bidet!
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Re: To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
Always shower after you shit.

Keep your anus squeaky clean, or as I like to say ass licking clean.

It is very refreshing to know your ass don't stink.

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