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"My Breasts Are Uneven!" - a drunk Jennifer Lawrence tells talk show host

 
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"My Breasts Are Uneven!" - a drunk Jennifer Lawrence tells talk show host
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She's only just recovering from pneumonia, but Hollywood actress Jennifer Lawrence has now revealed yet another body issue, telling talkshow host Jimmy Kimmel that her boobs are uneven!

The Oscar nominee appeared as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night (Jan 31) and after telling the presenter that she was drunk after being offered tequila shots, she then went on to explain that she found out her boobs were slightly odd after a recent visit to the doctor's.

"I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X- ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven," she said.

"I was like standing there with these doctors and they're like looking at my lungs and I just couldn't—it felt like an elephant in the room—and I was like, 'Are my breasts uneven?' And they were just kind of, like, stifled and uncomfortable, obviously. So I kept thinking, 'Well, I'm gonna dig myself out of this hole by bringing it up again.'"

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[link to www.entertainmentwise.com]

She's only just recovering from pneumonia, but Hollywood actress Jennifer Lawrence has now revealed yet another body issue, telling talkshow host Jimmy Kimmel that her boobs are uneven!

The Oscar nominee appeared as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night (Jan 31) and after telling the presenter that she was drunk after being offered tequila shots, she then went on to explain that she found out her boobs were slightly odd after a recent visit to the doctor's.

"I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X- ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven," she said.

"I was like standing there with these doctors and they're like looking at my lungs and I just couldn't—it felt like an elephant in the room—and I was like, 'Are my breasts uneven?' And they were just kind of, like, stifled and uncomfortable, obviously. So I kept thinking, 'Well, I'm gonna dig myself out of this hole by bringing it up again.'"

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Nothing is exactly symmetrical . Funny though that she has the guts to say that.
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Re: "My Breasts Are Uneven!" - a drunk Jennifer Lawrence tells talk show host
I wouldnt mind those uneven breasts in my face.
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Re: "My Breasts Are Uneven!" - a drunk Jennifer Lawrence tells talk show host
Typically in women, the left breast is slightly larger than the right.

The same goes for men's testicles.
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Re: "My Breasts Are Uneven!" - a drunk Jennifer Lawrence tells talk show host
Typically in women, the left breast is slightly larger than the right.

The same goes for men's testicles.
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Why is that?
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Re: "My Breasts Are Uneven!" - a drunk Jennifer Lawrence tells talk show host
Big Lefty hangs lower too.
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Typically in women, the left breast is slightly larger than the right.

The same goes for men's testicles.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21903530


Men's testicles have slightly larger left breasts?
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Yes. that's it. Precisely.
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I will have to conduct a thorough and in depth study of her breast. Then I shall render a verdict.
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Re: "My Breasts Are Uneven!" - a drunk Jennifer Lawrence tells talk show host
For the same reason people are right or left handed.

Generally a person is predisposition for one or the other, or selects one or the other as a preference early in life?

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