No one ever talks to me :-(

Fuck em

Hello my friend.

that's because they're busy learning... you should be too.

It's lunch time!!!

People are laughing and chattering all around me. I see no one studying!

See how many you can get to come over to your screen.

Then share this with them.

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With Love,

Your Brother

its a vicious cycle.

you think no one talks to you, the people think you should make the effort to talk to someone..

unless you make an effort dont expect people to.
years ago the opposite was true but those days are over, social media and mobile phone make everyone busy all the time.
which is another story

Don't feel so bad, they're probably thinking the same thing. It's kind of the way it is now, sad as that is.

I get on the elevator every morning, and I'm lucky if anyone in there looks up from their phone. People don't even look at each other, let alone talk to each other.

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What are you eating for lunch, pork pies?

you should start talking 1st

Stand on your chair and scream at the top of your lungs "I am a woman on fire, and when I burn the world feels my heat".

God loves you!

Most likely their exchanges a meaningless vapid attempts at looking like they are having fun and connecting. If you really want to talk, ask what they enjoyed food wise that was offered in the cafeteria selection. Tell them your favorite dish served there. Ask if they like meatloaf. Tell them you hate stuffing. Whatever, it is not a big deal, stop feeling self conscious and say something.

yeah, cracks me up. you go out for a social evening with mates and theyre all sat there with their stupid faces glued to their stupid fucking phones

fucking morons


go talk to someone OP. ask if you can sit down and then bobs your uncle. pick another person on their own, or a group. just make an effort

Hi! How are you!?

Hope tomorrow is a better day!

Strip naked and go up to someone and ask them to be your friend...it works every time.

Four week campaign.

First week: Make eye contact with people and give a small head nod and wave when you see them. Smile occasionally, but don't make a big thing of it.

Do this with everyone that looks at you. Make a point of remembering who indicates they actually saw you.

Second week: Same as the first, but if people are physically close enough to you, within ten feet or so, say hello. (Or hi, good day or whatever comes to mind.)

Then go about your business.

Again, smile occasionally, but not all the time. Don't make it seem like you want everyone to be your "special friend".

*People will probably already be sitting with you by this time, but if so, still reach outside the little group and make contact with people on this low level.

Third week: If you've done this correctly, around twenty to fifty people are going to subconsciously think that your familiar to them.

When you go to sit down, if you see a few of them alone, give a wave and ask if they'd like to have a seat near you. They probably already have a place, because people are creatures of habit, but that doesn't actually matter. It makes you seem connected to them and as long as you aren't pushy about it, no one will think anything of it.

Even when a group starts to form, remember to smile, wave and all that. Be inclusive.

Fourth week: By this time you're going to seem like a social butterfly compared to week one, so make sure to join in some activities and keep approaching new people.

You're on your way to actually having real friends by this point. Good luck and have fun with it.

Now THAT deserves a Drink!

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Me too. Don't worry about them mate. Don't be a try hard. Always been polite and helpful. Don't force your way into a social group. You'll look weak and pathetic. Thrive from being alone. Be happy and show it. Participate in class discussion, and don't worry if other students don't accept you. Learn all you can from college. Same with work. Just work, get paid, go home, relax. People company is only worth it if you both want each other. One sidedness is horrible.

Be**

If you are on YOUR phone, maybe no one feels like they can approach you. Why not engage someone yourself?

Members of the Walibri tribe shake penises instead of hands when greeting each other...not sure what the women do, maybe motorboat?

We need that as a smiley!



Closest I could come up with.

Great advice for people that want human friends.

They may rub their cl.... Oops I gotta go!

Large business meetings must have been messy...

Join a group where people have to talk to get something accomplished. Political action committees are good. If they do not make you want to throttle people excessively.

They're not obligated to do so.

Be like who you want to be with the most, in thought, feeling and deed.

While you're sitting around, focused on being isolated then that's exactly what you're going to get.

The world will generally reflect what's in your heart.

A man with violent thoughts and feelings will get into a lot of fights.


What are your thoughts and feelings?


Examine them and change them. You have more power than you think.

Thats actually a bullshit rumour. There has never been a tribe called Walibri in Australia, or even that custom.

good idea.. you need an excuse, like leafeltes to hand out or something.