I Eat My Boogers

So do I. I was even picked on it in grade school (no joke). Oh well, everyone probably picks their nose anyway and it's just something coming out of your own body.

Get back in your hole!

One notch above cat poop.

AND I,M ASUMIN THAT YOU EAT YOUR OWN SHIT AND DRINK YOUR PISS.???

Nope. Boogies only.

I SAW MY CHICK EAT A BOOGER ONE DAY, I PUKED AND DUMPED HER

Not healthy, that's the stuff your cilia is trying to keep out of your body.

Its good for your immune system as you build up immunities to bacteria.

This is why I never get the flu. No flu shots for me, just tasty boogers.

Why didn't you ask her to share one with you?

proven

anything in moderation, probably have a rock solid immunesystem, but maybe a bit too many heavy metals. Mixed bag.

I took a shit in the toilet 23 minutes ago, it smelled pretty bad.

Booger sauce could make somebody a million.

Earwax?

Everytime I finish taking a shit I have to scrub my asshole and ass crack with a bar of soap in the shower. Even after that it still sometimes reeks!

Come back when you grow up !

chimpanzees eat their boogers, IT MUST BE GOOD FOR YOU!

of course i've also seen them use their own shit as face paint and drink their own urine straight from the tap...

Oh great another window licker on the short bus

think I'm gonna be sick!

Ted Cruz ?

Good. There is zero reason for you to prep. You have an unlimited supply of nourishment from your nose. If you have any preps, please donate them to the food bank.

Booger Boy Roy! Sorry for teasing you so much in High School. Too bad the girls would never give you the time of day but if you're going to be nasty, you pay for that shit.

I bet you were the inspiration for Slimer in Ghost Busters!

You nasty mothah fucah!

If I seen you in public doing it by me, I'd slap the shit out of you.