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Premature ejaculation doctor shot to death in own office

 
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Premature ejaculation doctor shot to death in own office
[link to www.examiner.com]

He was the chief scientist at Absorption Pharmaceuticals, and was behind a revolutionary drug that would help men perform sexually much longer than is typically possible.

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02/10/2013 03:16 PM
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He was taken out by the housewives underground....
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02/10/2013 03:17 PM
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Went before his time
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[link to www.examiner.com]

He was the chief scientist at Absorption Pharmaceuticals, and was behind a revolutionary drug that would help men perform sexually much longer than is typically possible.

spock
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34070400


Who shot the hotshot of early shot?
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02/10/2013 03:46 PM
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Re: Premature ejaculation doctor shot to death in own office
He was shot earlier than expected.
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the assailant produced a weapon which suddenly went off without warning...
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02/10/2013 04:02 PM
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i heard the assailant couldn't apologise enough!
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02/10/2013 04:09 PM
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Should of used blanks
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02/10/2013 04:14 PM
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[link to www.examiner.com]

He was the chief scientist at Absorption Pharmaceuticals, and was behind a revolutionary drug that would help men perform sexually much longer than is typically possible.

spock
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34070400


The doctor kind of looks like Screech aka Dustin Diamond.
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02/10/2013 04:15 PM
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Should of used blanks
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:bigcruise:
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Why is this news worthy? 0_o lol

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Wow, he blew a nut.
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02/10/2013 04:29 PM
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He was taken out by the housewives underground....
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Yea, taken out by the women over 50 club
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Well, the wonder drug has been invented, doc served his purpose.
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He was supposed to have been shot tomorrow....
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Well, the wonder drug has been invented, doc served his purpose.
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yes, but as is typical for a man, he won't clean the mess up.
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02/10/2013 05:05 PM
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They'll need more then a crew sock to clean that mess up. I've seen a lot worse "news" and threads pinned here, but really this? tomato
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They'll need more then a crew sock to clean that mess up. I've seen a lot worse "news" and threads pinned here, but really this? tomato
 Quoting: deanoZXT


It must because of the jokes it instantly invites. I've been scrolling past this thread all day before finally giving in and clicking it. I was not disappointed...
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They'll need more then a crew sock to clean that mess up. I've seen a lot worse "news" and threads pinned here, but really this? tomato
 Quoting: deanoZXT


i wonder, just a thought, do you think it's in any way possible they would have mopped some of it up with the curtains?

it's what he would have wanted.
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Seems he died prematurely.
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They'll need more then a crew sock to clean that mess up. I've seen a lot worse "news" and threads pinned here, but really this? tomato
 Quoting: deanoZXT


It must because of the jokes it instantly invites. I've been scrolling past this thread all day before finally giving in and clicking it. I was not disappointed...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12421280


Wait, you're saying the Premature Ejaculation Doctor fully satisfied you?
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02/10/2013 05:12 PM
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Re: Premature ejaculation doctor shot to death in own office
Maybe the good doctor demonstrated his wares in a wife of a jealous ED man.
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Re: Premature ejaculation doctor shot to death in own office
Should of used blanks
 Quoting: ar-15 nut


said the Nut. lol
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Re: Premature ejaculation doctor shot to death in own office
I know a drug you can use to last longer... A certain plant...
Is that a gun in ur pocket?
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Ejaculation doctor goes out with a bang. Pictures at eleven.
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His patient had problems with both his heads.
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02/10/2013 05:20 PM
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I hope they find the bastard responsible and make the charges Stick.
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Re: Premature ejaculation doctor shot to death in own office
at least he was behind the drug.

being in front of it could have chaffed a fair bit.
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Re: Premature ejaculation doctor shot to death in own office
After all the joking,... aserious question.

The killier was a patient, presumably one being treated with this new "miracle" drug.

Maybe psychosis is a side effect of this drug. Maybe the killer wanted to save others from going through a personal hell that he blamed on the drug.
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02/10/2013 05:26 PM
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They'll need more then a crew sock to clean that mess up. I've seen a lot worse "news" and threads pinned here, but really this? tomato
 Quoting: deanoZXT


It must because of the jokes it instantly invites. I've been scrolling past this thread all day before finally giving in and clicking it. I was not disappointed...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12421280


Wait, you're saying the Premature Ejaculation Doctor fully satisfied you?
 Quoting: deanoZXT


omg lol nice 1
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02/10/2013 05:31 PM
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anyone that finds this funny should go kill themselves. better to be in limbo than hell right?





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