What's your deepest darkest secret?

I masterbate in the shower.

That's no secret.

I'm an international super-villain.


Actually no... I masturbate in the shower too.

Stupid truth serum!

shower babys LMAO

i'm aging slower then my family and my friends..

i figure i'm about 10 years younger then everyone my age and looking back emtionally and maturity wise this makes sense..

i'm kind of shy when it comes to sex b/c i have a HUGE penis and once a girl gets some she ALWAYS tells her friends and then I end up fucking them all and relationship goes south..

once I had some girl's MOM just show up at my door asking if her daughter was there.. she just wanted my big cock..

I don't masturbate in the shower.

I have none right now! I live life to the fullest and I've done my repenting.

Life is good. Make wise choices and you won't need to feel like you have to confess anything. my only confession, is I wish I learned this earlier in life (making wise decisions, that is)

i had sex with my friend's 20 years old daughter

I jews

because they have money. typical woman

I am not anonymous ....but I have been too cowardly to say so!

Oh, the suffering, how do you manage?

I am a witness.

booboo

Last Edited by Daniel of the Rose on 02/26/2013 02:52 PM

I'm a man, baby!!!!

Who would be insane enough to spill the beans here, just because someone asked?

I like my ass being kissed. That's deep and dark.

that's some funny stuff!!

My socks don't match .....


I am so ashamed!

Funny cause the moment the secret is posted, it no longer is a secret and becomes void of topic.

That I use GLP

This haha my girlfriend doesnt know i check this site hourly.

I partake in mara ja wanna

I envy my dogs ability to lick himself.

wow.. well.. 4 years ago while i was at the inlaws i was awoken by my mother inlaw performing oral sex on me. when i came to a little she whispered in my ear verbatim " Im going to slide you inside me now, and if you say a word about this, i'll tell my daughter, your wife, about this, stay quiet, and it never happend, so hush hush darling"... She the proceeded to rape me, i did have an orgasm, although not wanted... This happens every year now at thanks giving..... Never told a soul, so very ashamed and feel pretty white trashy.. Thats the deepest Darkest I got.... Im not looking forward to next thanks giving....

My deepest darkest secret is that I don't keep secrets.
Sorry, none here.

Puts a whole new perspective on sharing the wishbone at Thanksgiving.

I was walking along the beach, minding my own business. I look down and see something clear, reflecting the sun.

I pick this object up, it looks like a piece of glass, so I put it in my pocket.

Later, I pull it out and realize it is a diamond, in my hand. It has many precious facets, sharp, smooth, wonderful and sparkling beauty.

The diamond has now consumed me, and the presence is all too powerful. It is worth more than anything now and now I can never throw it back to the Ocean.

I will never understand my love and attraction to this diamond.

That the Monsters do NOT live under my bed, BUT inside my Head