Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?

The best advice I can offer is to set the ground rules early in the relationship. At the first sign of lip or disrespect, punch her in the face with a closed fist. Make sure to hit her hard, so she doesn't make the same mistake again. If dont properly, you won't have to worry about any future arguments and the relationship should be smooth sailing from then on out.

That's how you end up on the sofa for a week eating hungry man tv dinners and wearing dirty underwear because she wont do your laundry.

You've been in that situation before, haven't you?

Burst into tears and claim she just isn't emotionally available.

That may trigger something from her past

the op is a shill, always trying to start sexist discussions about women. the other day he started a thread about assaulting women.

I always throw the classic internet guy humor at her now:

The number one most important rules for women to understand about men:

1. Men are not mind readers

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
-Subtle hints do not work!
-Strong hints do not work!
-Obvious hints do not work!
-Just say it!

1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways make you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we…

1. All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… really.

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape!

And my personal favorite truth after I myself have disclosed such rules to my wife is this: Yes, I may have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping…

Establish this early, and she'll just look at you perplexed as you walk away with a smile on your face with the realization all... is finally... well with the world.

the op is a shill, always trying to start sexist discussions about women. the other day he started a thread about assaulting women.

Be still.