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Could the Bible be an Extraterrestrial Story???

 
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Could the Bible be an Extraterrestrial Story???
Ok I am ready for all the Christian... How dare I quiestion.

But, as hubby and I was wathing the BIBLE on the Histroy Channel this week end... I must say.. many of the things seemed to be ALIEN / Extraterrestrial events.

The Angels during the scens with Sodom and Gomorrah seems to be Extraterrestrial

The General of Defence (GoD) from the Intergalactic Federation of Justice (IFG) arrived on Abrams ranch with two of his best foot soldiers from the Army of Nibiru and the Giant Earth Legion (ANGELs for short).

They were on their way to wipe out the city of Sodom with their advanced weaponry. However when GoD told Abram what he was going to do, Abram said, “How could the good and righteous leader of the IFJ kill all the people of a city, would you not spare it for the sake of 50 good people!”

[link to www.thejesusalien.com]
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Ask two people and get three answers... Lol...

But seriously OP, you will select the answer which speaks to your spirit.

Peace,
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Angels are, by definition, extra-terrestrial. That is, they didnt originate from this planet.
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Look in The book of the prophet Ezekiel and you will find strange descriptions of these "cherubim".

Either Aliens or time-traveling humans piloting F-14 Tomcats.
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UFOs in the Bible (History Channel) 1 of 5




What The Bible Says About Extraterrestrials


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If you read the Book of Job you'll be convinced that "God" is a jealous and sadistic narcissist.
And probably and Alien, too.
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I walked in on my family while they were watching it and said whatcha watching Ancient Aliens?
Everyone laughed.
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YEs ... where is the LOVE... WOW... we are watching the BIBLE on History Channel... it is grusome... lots of murder in the name of God... something is a miss here... big time.

If you read the Book of Job you'll be convinced that "God" is a jealous and sadistic narcissist.
And probably and Alien, too.
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Yea I finished watching THE BIBLE on History Channel last night.

DUring my life, I never focused on the Old TEstement... I always was reading the New Testement.

They are like Black and White... Night and Day.

The old Testment WAS ALL About MURDER... BLOOD.... Conquor... and Destroy...

WOW....
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Look in The book of the prophet Ezekiel and you will find strange descriptions of these "cherubim".

Either Aliens or time-traveling humans piloting F-14 Tomcats.
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Or both.
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Yes majority of the bible are accounts of extraterrestrials.

- The birth of jesus
- The star that guided the wise men
- The angels
- The fallen angels
- wheels within wheels (related to another thing aswell)
- The visions.

All directly ET related, visions, and the out of body experience (I was instantly in spirit, being guided by an angel, i was shown many things)

Pretty self explanatory when you read all cultures history and not just one book.
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ohyeah for sure
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YES....read:

Slave Species of god by Michael Tellinger
I think you will enjoy it:)
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Erich von Däniken pointed to the "God" of the Bible being an extraterrestial already in 1968 (read "Chariots of the Gods?"). Old news. Christians still continue with their shit because it just "can't be". Fools.
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I think the op may be onto something here.
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[link to www.lloydpye.com]

Dear Mr. Pye:
I agree with your conclusions [that humans are genetically engineered] and will give you a few hints, if you wish [speaking] as a “DNA Deep Throat.” First, look up the huge discontinuities between humans and the various apes for: (1) Whole mitochondrial DNA; (2) genes for the Rh Factor; (3) and human Y chromosomes, among others.

Regarding #3, I refer you to K.D. Smith’s 1987 study titled “Repeated DNA sequences of the human Y chromosome.” It says “Most human Y chromosome sequences thus far examined do not have homologues [same relative position or structure] on the Y chromosomes of other primates.” Human female X chromosomes do look somewhat apelike, but not the male’s Y.

This means that if humans are a crossbred species, the cross had to be between a female ape-like creature [i.e, “creature of Earth”] and a male being from elsewhere.

- DNA DEEP THROAT

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Reminds me of Genesis 6:2 about sons of gods mating with daughters of Earth...
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hf
[link to www.lloydpye.com]

Dear Mr. Pye:
I agree with your conclusions [that humans are genetically engineered] and will give you a few hints, if you wish [speaking] as a “DNA Deep Throat.” First, look up the huge discontinuities between humans and the various apes for: (1) Whole mitochondrial DNA; (2) genes for the Rh Factor; (3) and human Y chromosomes, among others.

Regarding #3, I refer you to K.D. Smith’s 1987 study titled “Repeated DNA sequences of the human Y chromosome.” It says “Most human Y chromosome sequences thus far examined do not have homologues [same relative position or structure] on the Y chromosomes of other primates.” Human female X chromosomes do look somewhat apelike, but not the male’s Y.

This means that if humans are a crossbred species, the cross had to be between a female ape-like creature [i.e, “creature of Earth”] and a male being from elsewhere.

- DNA DEEP THROAT

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Reminds me of Genesis 6:2 about sons of gods mating with daughters of Earth...
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner
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The "Bible" is a rewrite of ancient texts that were conceived thousands of years before Jesus was ever mention.

Its just the "latest" incarnation of folk tales and stories handed down through countless generations.

It's only that our forefathers started printing and distributing this latest version which has given it the credence it has today.

Belive what ever you want but at the end of the day, the Bible is just a collection of tales.

whatever
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Ok I am ready for all the Christian... How dare I quiestion.

But, as hubby and I was wathing the BIBLE on the Histroy Channel this week end... I must say.. many of the things seemed to be ALIEN / Extraterrestrial events.

The Angels during the scens with Sodom and Gomorrah seems to be Extraterrestrial

The General of Defence (GoD) from the Intergalactic Federation of Justice (IFG) arrived on Abrams ranch with two of his best foot soldiers from the Army of Nibiru and the Giant Earth Legion (ANGELs for short).

They were on their way to wipe out the city of Sodom with their advanced weaponry. However when GoD told Abram what he was going to do, Abram said, “How could the good and righteous leader of the IFJ kill all the people of a city, would you not spare it for the sake of 50 good people!”

[link to www.thejesusalien.com]
 Quoting: Texas


WTF is in that link? Did anyone read that? while I think the AA theory makes much sense, the odd narrative painted within the link is.... wtf
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UFOs in the Bible (History Channel) 1 of 5




What The Bible Says About Extraterrestrials


Thread: WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ABOUT EXTRATERRESTRIALS
 Quoting: Texas


Another bizarre information...

Bigfoot-UFO connection...

Bigfoot = giants? Indian tribes call them "Forest People" in the old days.

You'll have to read The Locals by Thom Powell. Crazy stuff.
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More than that, we are them and they are us.

Eitherway we all are from the same source.
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It isn't an extraterrestrial story, it's - another version / all that's left of - an extraterrestrial story. Christianity (although steeped in "religion") had the full picture. When a planetwide destruction event was coming ... "they" show up. Period.
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Personally I never thought the destruction of Sodom was exclusively due to the homosexuals wanting to have sex with the "men" Lot entertained but more due to the rampant...pervasive... perversions of ALL types.

Much like where we are in society at the moment.

The ONLY thing I Know for Certain.. is that God is the Ultimate Authority over ALL.

And that No man gets to the Father except through a personal born again relationship with Jesus Christ. We are all filthy when compared to a Holy God. Jesus's Blood cleanses us and washes away our sins.. past, present and future.

As far as the special effects and who is behind them, the Bible doesn't really expound on that (to my limited knowledge anyway) so some of this thinking could be plausible.

As long as this thinking doesn't infringe on what is written in the Word or temper the Deity of God the Father, Jesus or the Holy Spirit.....

I don't spend alot of time dwelling on what if's but on what I know to be Factual.
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If everything was KARMA... how could it be so DARK from the VERY VERY Beginning... when no one had a bad KARMA Record???

I am not able to BUY the OLD Testement other than... PERHAPS the GOD that was in those books... was a WAR like God.

Remember DAVID had the HEART of God... and he murdered and killed thousands.... WOW.. the HEART of GOD murdered.

The ONLY thing I Know for Certain.. is that God is the Ultimate Authority over ALL.

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No, the bible is certified terrestrial... its about a bloodline, beginning with Adam until Jesus, who asked the Question...

What did you do the Kingdom of David? The Holy Kingdom of his ancestors... so begins the new testament...

The Kingdom of the Light People vanished from all history books and maps... Jesus belonged to a Royal bloodline, but found himself as an emigrant in a land that was not his and under persecution... He discovered that his history was falsified... its then that he started to Ask the Hard Questions... question which made the Blind see, the deaf hear, the Lame walk etc etc... and the sick he cured...

anyway the Bible is a terrestrial message and for the most part it speak over our age and the past ages since the beginning of time.
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Well it is as bad as the Muslims wanting to kill if you are not Muslim.


No, the bible is certified terrestrial... its about a bloodline, beginning with Adam until Jesus, who asked the Question...

What did you do the Kingdom of David? The Holy Kingdom of his ancestors... so begins the new testament...

The Kingdom of the Light People vanished from all history books and maps... Jesus belonged to a Royal bloodline, but found himself as an emigrant in a land that was not his and under persecution... He discovered that his history was falsified... its then that he started to Ask the Hard Questions... question which made the Blind see, the deaf hear, the Lame walk etc etc... and the sick he cured...

anyway the Bible is a terrestrial message and for the most part it speak over our age and the past ages since the beginning of time.
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I don't believe it's extraterrestrial. I see it more based on myths, legends, & a few real events that were taking place around the time.

The 'Jesus is son of God born of Virgin, dies & resurrected' part is obviously stolen from Roman Mithra/Egyptian Osiris/Babylon Tammuz worship.

However Jesus may have existed as a real prince of Persian descent. The Romans & Saul/Paul appear to have 'juiced' up his story to try to create a new religion based on the 'Mithra' Trinity, which would also bring the Jews their 'Messiah' and pacify them (Although the Jews were waiting for a warrior messiah, the legend of Jesus was supposed to turn them into pacifists because they were giving the Romans a bunch of problems in that era).

Thus, the religion of Christianity was born to placate the Jews & keep the Roman Mithra Trinitists happy.

Many of the bible stories appear to have a great deal to do with astrology as well, 12 apostles, 12 constellations, etc. Do some research on astrotheology, it's really fascinating stuff.
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Ok I am ready for all the Christian... How dare I quiestion.

But, as hubby and I was wathing the BIBLE on the Histroy Channel this week end... I must say.. many of the things seemed to be ALIEN / Extraterrestrial events.

The Angels during the scens with Sodom and Gomorrah seems to be Extraterrestrial

The General of Defence (GoD) from the Intergalactic Federation of Justice (IFG) arrived on Abrams ranch with two of his best foot soldiers from the Army of Nibiru and the Giant Earth Legion (ANGELs for short).

They were on their way to wipe out the city of Sodom with their advanced weaponry. However when GoD told Abram what he was going to do, Abram said, “How could the good and righteous leader of the IFJ kill all the people of a city, would you not spare it for the sake of 50 good people!”

[link to www.thejesusalien.com]
 Quoting: Texas


No you texan inbred idiot, The Bible has nothing to do with aliens, or whites.
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I now look at ALL JEWS... as a vibration of murder.

I hate to write it out loud.. but when I viewed the old testement it is ALL about MURDER in the name of God.

Just like Muslims. The Same.

I don't believe it's extraterrestrial. I see it more based on myths, legends, & a few real events that were taking place around the time.

The 'Jesus is son of God born of Virgin, dies & resurrected' part is obviously stolen from Roman Mithra/Egyptian Osiris/Babylon Tammuz worship.

However Jesus may have existed as a real prince of Persian descent. The Romans & Saul/Paul appear to have 'juiced' up his story to try to create a new religion based on the 'Mithra' Trinity, which would also bring the Jews their 'Messiah' and pacify them (Although the Jews were waiting for a warrior messiah, the legend of Jesus was supposed to turn them into pacifists because they were giving the Romans a bunch of problems in that era).

Thus, the religion of Christianity was born to placate the Jews & keep the Roman Mithra Trinitists happy.

Many of the bible stories appear to have a great deal to do with astrology as well, 12 apostles, 12 constellations, etc. Do some research on astrotheology, it's really fascinating stuff.
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I now look at ALL JEWS... as a vibration of murder.

I hate to write it out loud.. but when I viewed the old testement it is ALL about MURDER in the name of God.

Just like Muslims. The Same.

I don't believe it's extraterrestrial. I see it more based on myths, legends, & a few real events that were taking place around the time.

The 'Jesus is son of God born of Virgin, dies & resurrected' part is obviously stolen from Roman Mithra/Egyptian Osiris/Babylon Tammuz worship.

However Jesus may have existed as a real prince of Persian descent. The Romans & Saul/Paul appear to have 'juiced' up his story to try to create a new religion based on the 'Mithra' Trinity, which would also bring the Jews their 'Messiah' and pacify them (Although the Jews were waiting for a warrior messiah, the legend of Jesus was supposed to turn them into pacifists because they were giving the Romans a bunch of problems in that era).

Thus, the religion of Christianity was born to placate the Jews & keep the Roman Mithra Trinitists happy.

Many of the bible stories appear to have a great deal to do with astrology as well, 12 apostles, 12 constellations, etc. Do some research on astrotheology, it's really fascinating stuff.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36286949

 Quoting: Leslie721


From a historical perspective, it's been shown that the Jewish 'Creator' God YHWH was originally one of a pantheon.

In other words, the Jews were polytheists. The God YHWH was a sadistic God of War, thus all the nightmare stories of him demanding sacrifice, human torture, wars, destruction, etc. While at other times he appears as most pacifistic.

YHWH throughout the bible has a big problem with other Gods and demands sacrifice & worship until he is the only remaining God. The polytheist perspective makes this understandable. The Jews never believed him the 'Creator' of all things until much later in their history. Most likely Jewish Monotheism was stolen from Egyptian 'Aten' monotheism.

Archeologists have given us a much better picture of the transfer from Polytheism to Monotheism in Jewish history. The truth is out there, but the ChristTards don't like to discuss history...






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