Girls can't get pregnant in the summer time....Its true!!!!!

My buddy's birthday was on St. Patrick's day. His name is Patrick too, lol.

Its true...SCIENCE!!!

GOOGLE IT!!!!

And if me and my friend tag team a girls butt....its ROMANCE!!!!

My uncle told me...He is a Doctor.

Patrick is short for... PAT trick... HE MUST BE SNEEKY!!! I BET THAT IS NPT HIS BIRTHDAY CAUSE HIS MOM CANT GET PREGNANT THEN...

And, if that's true; then girl babies are made doing it North & South!
Boy babies are made doing it East & West! And it is true in my family, so blow on that!

girl (n.) Look up girl at Dictionary.com
c.1300, gyrle "child" (of either sex), of unknown origin; current scholarship [OED says] leans toward an unrecorded Old English *gyrele, from Proto-Germanic *gurwilon-, diminutive of *gurwjoz (apparently also represented by Low German gære "boy, girl," Norwegian dialectal gorre, Swedish dialectal gurre "small child," though the exact relationship, if any, between all these is obscure), from PIE *ghwrgh-, also found in Greek parthenos "virgin." But this is highly conjectural. And Liberman (2008) writes:

Girl does not go back to any Old English or Old Germanic form. It is part of a large group of Germanic words whose root begins with a g or k and ends in r. The final consonant in girl is a diminutive suffix. The g-r words denote young animals, children, and all kinds of creatures considered immature, worthless, or past their prime.

Another candidate is Old English gierela "garment" (for possible sense evolution in this theory, cf. brat). Like boy, lass, lad it is of obscure origin. "Probably most of them arose as jocular transferred uses of words that had originally different meaning" [OED]. Specific meaning of "female child" is late 14c. Applied to "any young unmarried woman" since mid-15c. Meaning "sweetheart" is from 1640s. Girl next door as a type of unflashy attractiveness is recorded by 1953.

Doris [Day] was a big vocalist even before she hit the movies in 1948. There, as the latest movie colony "girl next door," sunny-faced Doris soon became a leading movie attraction as well as the world's top female recording star. "She's the girl next door, all right," said one Hollywood admirer. "Next door to the bank." ["Life" magazine, Dec. 22, 1958]

Girl Friday is from 1940, a reference to "Robinson Crusoe."

pregnant (adj.2) Look up pregnant at Dictionary.com
"convincing, weighty, pithy," late 14c., "cogent, convincing, compelling" (of evidence, an argument, etc.), from Old French preignant, prp. of preindre, from earlier priembre, from Latin premere "to press" (see press (v.1)). Sense of "full of meaning" is from c.1400.
pregnant (adj.1) Look up pregnant at Dictionary.com
"with child," early 15c., from Latin praegnantem (nominative praegnans, originally praegnas) "with child," literally "before birth," probably from prae- "before" (see pre-) + root of gnasci "be born" (see genus). Retained its status as a taboo word until c.1950; modern euphemisms include anticipating, enceinte, expecting, in a family way, in a delicate (or interesting) condition. Old English terms included mid-bearne, literally "with child;" bearn-eaca, literally "child-adding" or "child-increasing;" and geacnod "increased." Among c.1800 slang terms for "pregnant" were poisoned (in reference to the swelling).

summer (n.1) Look up summer at Dictionary.com
"hot season of the year," Old English sumor, from Proto-Germanic *sumur- (cf. Old Saxon, Old Norse, Old High German sumar, Old Frisian sumur, Middle Dutch somer, Dutch zomer, German Sommer), from PIE root *sem- (cf. Sanskrit sama "season, half-year," Avestan hama "in summer," Armenian amarn "summer," Old Irish sam, Old Welsh ham, Welsh haf "summer"). Old Norse sumarsdag, first day of summer, was the Thursday that fell between April 9 and 15.

Summer camp is attested from 1893; summer resort is from 1832; summer school first recorded 1860; theatrical summer stock is attested from 1942.
summer (n.2) Look up summer at Dictionary.com
"horizontal bearing beam," late 13c., from Anglo-French sumer, Old French somer "main beam," originally "pack horse," from Vulgar Latin *saumarius, from Late Latin sagmarius "pack horse," from sagma "packsaddle" (see sumpter).
summer (v.) Look up summer at Dictionary.com
"to pass the summer," mid-15c., from summer (n.1). Related: Summered; summering.

Agree! I know no one born in the months of March or April.