What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?

Watch any episode of " Call Me Fitz "

Douche-bonnet

You can go farfle up your queep

I've always enjoyed DICK-CIRCUS. For the visual aspect, yes. It's good.

First post, figure it might as well be funny.


Chuck you farlie and your whole fam damly go in your own jackyard and backoff!!!!!!!

'Cock gobbler'


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Excellent thread idea!

I like to use asswhore, cause its gender neutral

douch kite
douch nozzle
douch cannon
dick farmer

not very creative

"stfu, or I 'll poke your eye out and skull fuck you"

I ran home after he said that.

Douche Lion

suck my dickle

fuck face

"maybe yer slugg-a-muffin shouldn't be cooter-scootin across my sheets"

I never understood "asshat" but somehow it makes sense ?

Well..I got REALLY mad one day..and called them a..wait for it..






a..CHRISTAIN!!

You fatherfucker!

Get pucked you crunt !

It's gotta be "Mobishica"

Pronounced "Moe-Bee-She-Kah" - Absolutely BRUTAL word...

I coined 'tardmuffin' and "Dumber than a box of shit".


Probably more but that's all I got off the top of my head.


:tardmuffin:

My uncle uses "Fuck me 'a runnin' with a great big stick" The visual is pretty funny.

If your forehead had a scrotum , your groin would be jealous!

Super sucking mother fucking two ton bitch
My mother's in the kitchen making home-made shit
My father's in hell
My brother's in jail
My sister's on the corner yelling, "PUSSY FOR SALE!"

Stick your cock up my ass and call me Obama.

Duche weasle

Machinists talking about working with some sort of hardened metal "That shit is harder than a honeymoon dick!"...

You are as exciting as a bag of assholes.

"shut your cock holster"

Quite simply FUCK

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"I fuck your life. You are a motherfucker"

lol

Cock scabbard?

Nah, too shakaspear