What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?

suck my ass. you can always add on a...you BITCH!

douchewaffle. heard this one on THE MENS ROOM on KISW 99.9 Seattle.

fuckwad

lick my ball cheese. add a motherfucker for emphasis.

what a vaghole

You pixie stick ass twinkle atrophied opossum testicle rat brain diphead.

Its called poor quality DNA, the high speed collision between wo trailor trash dwellers in full up drunk ugliness.

Edited, too much.

Last Edited by The Deplorable Ryan Cawdor on 04/04/2013 11:44 PM

did you just stutter or are you on meth?

Go eat a bag of dicks...


Has been in my repetoire since I heard it.

Bum Face
Poo Head
Willy head

My Sisiter does not like to swear. She used to say Fuck all the time but quit that 20 years ago.

She says " Lord Lifting " Now. I like it.

Its a nice way to ask for help and get ones point across.

Cheers!

Pretty much anything said in the HBO series Deadwood.

cheesy bellend

"Tongue punch your mother's fart box"

Heard it on Tosh.0, could not stop laughing at that.

worm burner

Always chuckle at the one in a (I think), Pacino film where he says to the guy annoying him 'you're Mother wouldn't have fucked you if she'd a known how you were gonna turn out'.

When I really want to insult someone, I just tell them to crawl back into the sewer they came out of. That and 'scum' or 'scumbag', seems to get the insult across hard and swift, like a one-two punch to the face or a kick to the nuts. They rarely come back for more once you tell them how fugly they are or how much they smell like ass from living in a sewer.

Works like a charm.

CUNTY BOLLOCKS

Scab face is also a good one.

Penis wrinkle.

You're so ugly, your mother should have shaved your ass an taught you to walk backwards.

Oh wait, she did. Damn, you ugly.

Cock block.

jeezus soaked fuck weasel

fucksicle

shut your suck hole bitch pig

twat waffle

shit stain in the underwear of humanity

two legged ass maggot

democrat

cock yodeler

flat chested stank box slattern

sphincter breath

go eat a bowl of dysentery pudding

go drink a glass of mushroom tip soda , unclefucker

Big flappy donkey vagina.

Holyshitzsnitzle

mudflap

YOU CUNT MUSCLE!!!!!!

"My heart pumps piss", ( and I suspect this to be true of most people on this forum).

Motherfucking cock-juggling thundercunt.

In Argentina they say "la concha de la lora" quite often when they're angry or surprised, meaning "the parrot's pussy". Gotta hand it to those Argies, that's a creative one. And they say it with such conviction! Hilarious.

A really offensive Arabic one is "Err Fick Inta" (phonetic).
Which means place your dick inside yourself.

It's not original by very funny to hear my friends 80 year old Grandma say "Son of a Biscuit".

Turd burglar.
Butt pirate.
Ass clown.
Fucking clown shoes.
Jew.