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BREAKING: I am monitoring a rock in my backyard

 
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Isaiah 32

1 Behold, a king shall reign in righteousness,

and princes shall rule in justice.

2 A man shall be as a hiding place from the wind,

and a covert from the storm,

as streams of water in a dry place,

as the shade of a large ROCK in a weary land.

3 The eyes of those who see will not be dim,

and the ears of those who hear will listen.

4 The heart of the rash will understand knowledge,

and the tongue of the stammerers will be ready to speak plainly.
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I put all my thoughts towards this thread OP, i even suggested a PIN, and now I WAKE UP TO THIS AWESOMENESS!!! How is the rock? Have we seen any movement?
 Quoting: SnakeBite


Just snuck up and the Capybaras and they are listening to the latest woojoo posted this morning.

Rock has not budged.
 Quoting: hapless moran


but it has become a movement
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So far, it has not moved. I'm curious whether it will be affected by the full moon and all the solar activity.

44 degrees outside. Rock still feels warm from the sun today.

The Capybaras are cold, and huddled together next to my grill. Little do they know that one day the grill will be their enemy.

The rock seems to care not a whit about the Capybaras fate.

I'll report back later if anything changes with the rock.
 Quoting: hapless moran


This would make a great T-shirt with BREAKING: I am monitoring a rock in my backyard on the front and the rest on the back. And perhaps in tiny print on the bottom. Rocks Rule
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Can we get a statement from the rock?
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The rock keeps up its stony silence.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Sounds like you may be getting stonewalled!
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call it Jackson
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You are absolutely adorable and a joy. Thank you for being on earth the same time I am.
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Damn Dude! I'd be monitoring it too! Those suckers can get big!


:rock001:
 Quoting: GUAM USA


Great thread, I'm usually rockin' but today I feel a little off my rocker.
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Damn Dude! I'd be monitoring it too! Those suckers can get big!


:rock001:
 Quoting: GUAM USA


Great thread, I'm usually rockin' but today I feel a little off my rocker.
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Sorry, forgot to sign in...


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Re: BREAKING: I am monitoring a rock in my backyard
So far, it has not moved. I'm curious whether it will be affected by the full moon and all the solar activity.

44 degrees outside. Rock still feels warm from the sun today.

The Capybaras are cold, and huddled together next to my grill. Little do they know that one day the grill will be their enemy.

The rock seems to care not a whit about the Capybaras fate.

I'll report back later if anything changes with the rock.
 Quoting: hapless moran


PIN THAT SHIT

THEN EAT SHIT
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Maybe you could do some EVP's, later. cheers
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Sounds good to me.:pyw::pje:
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Re: BREAKING: I am monitoring a rock in my backyard
So far, it has not moved. I'm curious whether it will be affected by the full moon and all the solar activity.

44 degrees outside. Rock still feels warm from the sun today.

The Capybaras are cold, and huddled together next to my grill. Little do they know that one day the grill will be their enemy.

The rock seems to care not a whit about the Capybaras fate.

I'll report back later if anything changes with the rock.
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Does it look like a spaceship? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow this is such an igneous thread. Some of the posters on her make such sedimentary comments it digusts me. I bet all the shills will turn up soon to metamorphise and debunk it.
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Wow this is such an igneous thread. Some of the posters on her make such sedimentary comments it digusts me. I bet all the shills will turn up soon to metamorphise and debunk it.
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Wow this is such an igneous thread. Some of the posters on her make such sedimentary comments it digusts me. I bet all the shills will turn up soon to metamorphise and debunk it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37965714


clappa
 Quoting: hapless moran


Dude, the responses you've got have been priceless! Friggin ROLFLMAO!!

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Im watching the trees in my yard i think they keep moving around from place to place.
 Quoting: Dr. Strange 4241515


off topic.

Start a tree monitoring thread.
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Damn Dude! I'd be monitoring it too! Those suckers can get big!


:rock001:
 Quoting: GUAM USA


Wow. Where is that from?
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


I threw it from Texas, I'm not sure where it landed.
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So far, it has not moved. I'm curious whether it will be affected by the full moon and all the solar activity.

44 degrees outside. Rock still feels warm from the sun today.

The Capybaras are cold, and huddled together next to my grill. Little do they know that one day the grill will be their enemy.

The rock seems to care not a whit about the Capybaras fate.

I'll report back later if anything changes with the rock.
 Quoting: hapless moran


I had to Google to see what a Capybara was... Awww.. so cute! lol Learn something new each day. ;)
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My Irish granddad told me a story when I was little about how some old timers back in Ireland [when he was young himself] thought boulders and rocks were haunted with spirits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10110709


Never heard of that myself.
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Your people didn't have the sight?
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This rock is a native. He has been watching you since you invaded his land. Be cautious.

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Damn Dude! I'd be monitoring it too! Those suckers can get big!


:rock001:
 Quoting: GUAM USA


Wow. Where is that from?
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


I threw it from Texas, I'm not sure where it landed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1623213



Wow, I'm glad you said that, I saw it fly over Dallas!

You rock!!

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So far, it has not moved. I'm curious whether it will be affected by the full moon and all the solar activity.

44 degrees outside. Rock still feels warm from the sun today.

The Capybaras are cold, and huddled together next to my grill. Little do they know that one day the grill will be their enemy.

The rock seems to care not a whit about the Capybaras fate.

I'll report back later if anything changes with the rock.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Great. A rocktard. ;) Now I've seen everything.

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Why is this not in the MSM?! That alone is PROOF that something is up.

OP, I am starting to fear for your safety. Are there others with you? You shouldn't proceed further without reinforcements. Tread lightly my friend...

(oh, and GOOD karma for you! This has been a fun and lighthearted thread :) )
 Quoting: Louve


Just me and the Capybaras at the moment, and I'm not sure I can trust them since they've seemed to have groked the fact that I have certain culinary plans for them in the future.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Is there any moss on the rock??.
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(is this covered here yet?)

Jacob's pillow stone (of Jacob's ladder to heaven..) comes

through history/bloodlines is now under the British throne

[link to www.theantechamber.net]


Jacob's Pillar Stone
Also know as Jacob's Pillow Stone, The Stone of Destiny, and the
Stone of Scone
Jacob used a stone for a pillow the night he wrestled with God.
After God changed his name to Israel, he then used it as a pillar
to mark the covenant he made with God. Tradition has it that the
Stone was taken to Egypt, and later to the Promised Land when the
Israelites came out of Egypt.

Jacob's Pillar Stone was to play a vital roll in the three
overturnings of the throne of David.

The Stone remained in Jerusalem until after 586 B.C. when Jerusalem
was destroyed, and it was taken by Jeremiah to Ireland with the
daughter of Zedekiah. After this time, the Kings of Ireland would
be crowned while seated upon the Pillar Stone of Jacob.

When the throne of David was overturned a second time to Scotland,
the Stone was taken to Scotland by the first Scottish king, Fergus,
in the ninth century, and placed at the ancient capital of Scone
(pronounced Skoon). The Scottish kings were also crowned while
seated upon it.

The Stone of Jacob was seized by King Edward I in 1296, and has
been used in the coronation of every English monarch since. Queen
Elizabeth II was crowned while sitting on the Coronation Chair
containing the Stone.

Until recently, the Stone of Jacob (Israel) has sat under the
Coronation Chair in Westminster Abbey, in silent testimony to the
dual promises made by Almighty God to the descendants of Abraham.
After 700 years at Westminster Abbey, the stone was recently
returned to Scotland and is on display at Edinburgh Castle. It has
remained with the descendants of Israel since the time of Jacob,
and the Royal Seed of David have always been crowned upon it.

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Please keep us updated! I've always suspected the rocks...
 Quoting: Louve


They were here before us, therefore they have knowledge we don't. They are wise but stingy with their knowledge. I'm hoping these magnetic energies are going loosen their stony lips.
 Quoting: hapless moran


I think it would be hysterical if one flew up and hit you in the head tomorrow. In fact, I'm going to go ahead and predict it, lol.
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If my prediction did not come to pass it may be because I am only running less than a .oooooo1% accuracy rate.
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Why is this not in the MSM?! That alone is PROOF that something is up.

OP, I am starting to fear for your safety. Are there others with you? You shouldn't proceed further without reinforcements. Tread lightly my friend...

(oh, and GOOD karma for you! This has been a fun and lighthearted thread :) )
 Quoting: Louve


Just me and the Capybaras at the moment, and I'm not sure I can trust them since they've seemed to have groked the fact that I have certain culinary plans for them in the future.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Is there any moss on the rock??.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


moss would add to it's desirability in the event OP does eventually fuck it!
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Why is this not in the MSM?! That alone is PROOF that something is up.

OP, I am starting to fear for your safety. Are there others with you? You shouldn't proceed further without reinforcements. Tread lightly my friend...

(oh, and GOOD karma for you! This has been a fun and lighthearted thread :) )
 Quoting: Louve


Just me and the Capybaras at the moment, and I'm not sure I can trust them since they've seemed to have groked the fact that I have certain culinary plans for them in the future.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Is there any moss on the rock??.
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


moss would add to it's desirability in the event OP does eventually fuck it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40362942


wtfert
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