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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29939563 United States 05/25/2013 12:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Isaiah 32 1 Behold, a king shall reign in righteousness, and princes shall rule in justice. 2 A man shall be as a hiding place from the wind, and a covert from the storm, as streams of water in a dry place, as the shade of a large ROCK in a weary land. 3 The eyes of those who see will not be dim, and the ears of those who hear will listen. 4 The heart of the rash will understand knowledge, and the tongue of the stammerers will be ready to speak plainly. ..... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29939563 United States 05/25/2013 12:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I put all my thoughts towards this thread OP, i even suggested a PIN, and now I WAKE UP TO THIS AWESOMENESS!!! How is the rock? Have we seen any movement? Quoting: SnakeBite Just snuck up and the Capybaras and they are listening to the latest woojoo posted this morning. Rock has not budged. but it has become a movement |
Alexander User ID: 15635858 United States 05/25/2013 12:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So far, it has not moved. I'm curious whether it will be affected by the full moon and all the solar activity. Quoting: hapless moran 44 degrees outside. Rock still feels warm from the sun today. The Capybaras are cold, and huddled together next to my grill. Little do they know that one day the grill will be their enemy. The rock seems to care not a whit about the Capybaras fate. I'll report back later if anything changes with the rock. This would make a great T-shirt with BREAKING: I am monitoring a rock in my backyard on the front and the rest on the back. And perhaps in tiny print on the bottom. Rocks Rule The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. Winston Churchill Daily Updates Thread: ASS IS IN THE WRINGER - Rolling Updates from 11/16/20 to present (Page 316) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 16142681 Canada 05/25/2013 01:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So far, it has not moved. I'm curious whether it will be affected by the full moon and all the solar activity. Quoting: hapless moran 44 degrees outside. Rock still feels warm from the sun today. The Capybaras are cold, and huddled together next to my grill. Little do they know that one day the grill will be their enemy. The rock seems to care not a whit about the Capybaras fate. I'll report back later if anything changes with the rock. PIN THAT SHIT THEN EAT SHIT |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 38940141 United States 05/25/2013 01:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So far, it has not moved. I'm curious whether it will be affected by the full moon and all the solar activity. Quoting: hapless moran 44 degrees outside. Rock still feels warm from the sun today. The Capybaras are cold, and huddled together next to my grill. Little do they know that one day the grill will be their enemy. The rock seems to care not a whit about the Capybaras fate. I'll report back later if anything changes with the rock. Does it look like a spaceship? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! |
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M*walk Low Earth Orbit User ID: 1067150 United States 05/25/2013 02:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow this is such an igneous thread. Some of the posters on her make such sedimentary comments it digusts me. I bet all the shills will turn up soon to metamorphise and debunk it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37965714 Dude, the responses you've got have been priceless! Friggin ROLFLMAO!! :bigcruise3: “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” |
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Artlicious User ID: 21989454 United States 05/25/2013 02:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So far, it has not moved. I'm curious whether it will be affected by the full moon and all the solar activity. Quoting: hapless moran 44 degrees outside. Rock still feels warm from the sun today. The Capybaras are cold, and huddled together next to my grill. Little do they know that one day the grill will be their enemy. The rock seems to care not a whit about the Capybaras fate. I'll report back later if anything changes with the rock. I had to Google to see what a Capybara was... Awww.. so cute! lol Learn something new each day. ;) |
Vision Thing User ID: 39743216 United States 05/25/2013 02:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My Irish granddad told me a story when I was little about how some old timers back in Ireland [when he was young himself] thought boulders and rocks were haunted with spirits. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10110709 Never heard of that myself. Your people didn't have the sight? |
Integrity101 User ID: 40115358 United States 05/25/2013 02:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This rock is a native. He has been watching you since you invaded his land. Be cautious. Last Edited by Ujurak on 05/25/2013 02:38 PM |
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The Norwalk Avenger User ID: 2079719 United States 05/25/2013 02:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So far, it has not moved. I'm curious whether it will be affected by the full moon and all the solar activity. Quoting: hapless moran 44 degrees outside. Rock still feels warm from the sun today. The Capybaras are cold, and huddled together next to my grill. Little do they know that one day the grill will be their enemy. The rock seems to care not a whit about the Capybaras fate. I'll report back later if anything changes with the rock. Great. A rocktard. ;) Now I've seen everything. -N- Reclaim the Present from Apathy and Despair Care without Hope, Hope without Care |
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THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1375283 United States 05/25/2013 03:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why is this not in the MSM?! That alone is PROOF that something is up. Quoting: Louve OP, I am starting to fear for your safety. Are there others with you? You shouldn't proceed further without reinforcements. Tread lightly my friend... (oh, and GOOD karma for you! This has been a fun and lighthearted thread :) ) Just me and the Capybaras at the moment, and I'm not sure I can trust them since they've seemed to have groked the fact that I have certain culinary plans for them in the future. Is there any moss on the rock??. :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA |
level User ID: 1466406 United States 05/25/2013 03:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | (is this covered here yet?) Jacob's pillow stone (of Jacob's ladder to heaven..) comes through history/bloodlines is now under the British throne [link to www.theantechamber.net] Jacob's Pillar Stone Also know as Jacob's Pillow Stone, The Stone of Destiny, and the Stone of Scone Jacob used a stone for a pillow the night he wrestled with God. After God changed his name to Israel, he then used it as a pillar to mark the covenant he made with God. Tradition has it that the Stone was taken to Egypt, and later to the Promised Land when the Israelites came out of Egypt. Jacob's Pillar Stone was to play a vital roll in the three overturnings of the throne of David. The Stone remained in Jerusalem until after 586 B.C. when Jerusalem was destroyed, and it was taken by Jeremiah to Ireland with the daughter of Zedekiah. After this time, the Kings of Ireland would be crowned while seated upon the Pillar Stone of Jacob. When the throne of David was overturned a second time to Scotland, the Stone was taken to Scotland by the first Scottish king, Fergus, in the ninth century, and placed at the ancient capital of Scone (pronounced Skoon). The Scottish kings were also crowned while seated upon it. The Stone of Jacob was seized by King Edward I in 1296, and has been used in the coronation of every English monarch since. Queen Elizabeth II was crowned while sitting on the Coronation Chair containing the Stone. Until recently, the Stone of Jacob (Israel) has sat under the Coronation Chair in Westminster Abbey, in silent testimony to the dual promises made by Almighty God to the descendants of Abraham. After 700 years at Westminster Abbey, the stone was recently returned to Scotland and is on display at Edinburgh Castle. It has remained with the descendants of Israel since the time of Jacob, and the Royal Seed of David have always been crowned upon it. ... |
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Isis One User ID: 14343270 United States 05/25/2013 03:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They were here before us, therefore they have knowledge we don't. They are wise but stingy with their knowledge. I'm hoping these magnetic energies are going loosen their stony lips. I think it would be hysterical if one flew up and hit you in the head tomorrow. In fact, I'm going to go ahead and predict it, lol. If my prediction did not come to pass it may be because I am only running less than a .oooooo1% accuracy rate. Spread the word, change the collective conscious...... THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH OF EVERYTHING TO GO AROUND When you are undisciplined, the universe is extremely forgiving and when you are disciplined, the universe is extremely generous. Me One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight, for a very long time, of the shore. Andre Gide [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 40362942 United Kingdom 05/25/2013 03:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why is this not in the MSM?! That alone is PROOF that something is up. Quoting: Louve OP, I am starting to fear for your safety. Are there others with you? You shouldn't proceed further without reinforcements. Tread lightly my friend... (oh, and GOOD karma for you! This has been a fun and lighthearted thread :) ) Just me and the Capybaras at the moment, and I'm not sure I can trust them since they've seemed to have groked the fact that I have certain culinary plans for them in the future. Is there any moss on the rock??. moss would add to it's desirability in the event OP does eventually fuck it! |
THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1375283 United States 05/25/2013 03:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why is this not in the MSM?! That alone is PROOF that something is up. Quoting: Louve OP, I am starting to fear for your safety. Are there others with you? You shouldn't proceed further without reinforcements. Tread lightly my friend... (oh, and GOOD karma for you! This has been a fun and lighthearted thread :) ) Just me and the Capybaras at the moment, and I'm not sure I can trust them since they've seemed to have groked the fact that I have certain culinary plans for them in the future. Is there any moss on the rock??. moss would add to it's desirability in the event OP does eventually fuck it! :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA |
Debauchery User ID: 39320485 United States 05/25/2013 03:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |