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GLP addiction... symptoms.

 
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GLP addiction... symptoms.
As we plummet towards a fate written in our very selfish natures since the dawn of time. I think I have developed some serious GLP disorder... Major symptoms include

*checking the threads then checking every msm outlet to cross reference what "they" are telling us and what is being said here

*digging frantically for that one thread you know a spook has written that are cryptic instructions for spooks abroad

*developing an absolutely depraved sense of humor

*Standing up with a numb ass and barely able to walk to the fridge for a drink because you somehow lost the past 6 hours to what amounts to basically fear porn

*Finding a deep sense of satisfaction every time you have a legitimate reason to post a gif of ace ventura dancing
5a

etc... etc...
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Yup. You've got the disease! Welcome to the looney bin!
They also serve who stand and wait. John Milton
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"GLP fever". I've been sick with it too.
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Re: GLP addiction... symptoms.
As we plummet towards a fate written in our very selfish natures since the dawn of time. I think I have developed some serious GLP disorder... Major symptoms include

*checking the threads then checking every msm outlet to cross reference what "they" are telling us and what is being said here

*digging frantically for that one thread you know a spook has written that are cryptic instructions for spooks abroad

*developing an absolutely depraved sense of humor

*Standing up with a numb ass and barely able to walk to the fridge for a drink because you somehow lost the past 6 hours to what amounts to basically fear porn

*Finding a deep sense of satisfaction every time you have a legitimate reason to post a gif of ace ventura dancing
5a

etc... etc...
 Quoting: Awake&Free


Bolded is what people have before they come here.

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Enjoy fishing in the river of GLP I see,
Snakes a' plenty there will be,
Careful now and don't get bit,
Lest you take a tearful trip.
I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnished rows of steel:
"As ye deal with my contemners, so with you my grace shall deal;
Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel,
Since God is marching on.

- Battle Hymn of the Republic
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James 3:6-9

And the tongue [is] a fire, a world of iniquity. The tongue is so set among our members that it defiles the whole body, and sets on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire by hell.

For every kind of beast and bird, of reptile and creature of the sea, is tamed and has been tamed by mankind.

But no man can tame the tongue. [It is] an unruly evil, full of deadly poison.

With it we bless our God and Father, and with it we curse men, who have been made in the similitude of God.
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getting banned and knowing nothing but shit is here, but trying to get back on, only to realize once again when you do, that there's nothing but shit here.

ad nauseum.
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"fear porn"


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The refresh button is my GLP El Guapo..
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Sticky Mouse... No wait, that's the other site...
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thinking in smilies

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or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

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I thought I had kicked my habit when I stopped visiting this site cold turkey at the beginning of this year. I managed to not come on here for a few months.

Then it sucked me back in!!
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As we plummet towards a fate written in our very selfish natures since the dawn of time. I think I have developed some serious GLP disorder... Major symptoms include

*checking the threads then checking every msm outlet to cross reference what "they" are telling us and what is being said here

*digging frantically for that one thread you know a spook has written that are cryptic instructions for spooks abroad

*developing an absolutely depraved sense of humor

*Standing up with a numb ass and barely able to walk to the fridge for a drink because you somehow lost the past 6 hours to what amounts to basically fear porn

*Finding a deep sense of satisfaction every time you have a legitimate reason to post a gif of ace ventura dancing
5a

etc... etc...
 Quoting: Awake&Free


It's ok.

If you need to step away to do get shit done, don't neglect your other duties.

It's your life.
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I knew I was becoming a Glp addict when I started calling everybody in real life a shill.

I'd be like hey babe let's order a pizza. She's like no I don't want pizza. I'm like IT'S CAUSE YOUR A SHILL!!!

my boss says well I'm gonna need you to sweep the floors.

I'm like you mother fucking shill.
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I knew I was becoming a Glp addict when I started calling everybody in real life a shill.

I'd be like hey babe let's order a pizza. She's like no I don't want pizza. I'm like IT'S CAUSE YOUR A SHILL!!!

my boss says well I'm gonna need you to sweep the floors.

I'm like you mother fucking shill.
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do you use the word tard as well?
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* You've started to question the current calendar system



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heh as long as the bar tender is happy

nothing else matters....




ring ring.....
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I think this site is for all the lonely free thinkers out there who aren't afraid to express their opinions openly. hf
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getting banned and knowing nothing but shit is here, but trying to get back on, only to realize once again when you do, that there's nothing but shit here.

ad nauseum.
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^THIS^
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Hello, I'm eekers and I'm a GLP-holic.
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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As we plummet towards a fate written in our very selfish natures since the dawn of time. I think I have developed some serious GLP disorder... Major symptoms include

*checking the threads then checking every msm outlet to cross reference what "they" are telling us and what is being said here

*digging frantically for that one thread you know a spook has written that are cryptic instructions for spooks abroad

*developing an absolutely depraved sense of humor

*Standing up with a numb ass and barely able to walk to the fridge for a drink because you somehow lost the past 6 hours to what amounts to basically fear porn

*Finding a deep sense of satisfaction every time you have a legitimate reason to post a gif of ace ventura dancing
5a

etc... etc...
 Quoting: Awake&Free


I see GLP as my rehab after being subjected to the real world of mindless drones
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doomsguide
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
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You've begun to pray to Nate.
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Hello, I'm eekers and I'm a GLP-holic.
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We welcome eekers hf
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Hello, I'm eekers and I'm a GLP-holic.
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We welcome eekers hf
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Thank you!
:)

hf
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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To get to this site, all you have to do is press G on the navigation bar!
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To get to this site, all you have to do is press G on the navigation bar!
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lmao! *shrugs* except in my case it defaults to guamanianslutbus.com first... *cough*
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don't forget 'obsessive compulsive IP resetting', amirite fellas?
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To get to this site, all you have to do is press G on the navigation bar!
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I created a Icon!
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To get to this site, all you have to do is press G on the navigation bar!
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LOL me too. it used to go to one of my work's homepage but now it's here. I visit this place more than I visit certain links for my job. hahhaa
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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I visit this place more than I visit my kids... And they live with me.

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