WTF?! BABY KILLER WALE FOUND ON MOUNTAIN IN IRELAND(miles from ocean)! | |
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Lucky Charms User ID: 43403442 Ireland 07/18/2013 09:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh Ireland and your madcap crimes... I've seen weirder shit than this mind you, but anyway... So reports of unidentified aircraft in the area... A baby Orca was found inland. Do the math... somebody was trying to grab one for some rich client prolly, maybe some bazillionaire's private zoo... something went fubar and they had to ditch it. Maybe they had it stashed somewhere inland as the reports of unknown aircraft activity cover "several" nights (although that may simply be a little "flavor" added by the locals eh?) Look... something like this rig with a beefy enough chopper could do it, probably they had to ditch it because they fucked up and didn't have a proper rig or big enough aircraft. [link to www.defense.gov] Funnily enough btw, aircraft also have lights on them... and at night from a distance, well all you can see are the lights. Orbs my ass, but hey, some UFO buffs might show up and SPEND SOME MONEY! So this will certainly be milked for all it's worth... expect the "Abducted Orca coffee shop" to be open within the week, trust me I'm Irish... this is how it works. Moving Statues and rock from Knock amirite? ;) I'd even say it's very likely that the aircraft activity wasn't reported as "UFOs" until after the whale was discovered. Now, while I'm implying a chopper, there is the question of noise... which doesn't seem to get mentioned. Because while I believe the whale thieves were terrestrial in origin (boring I know) I'm thinking black blimp rather than chopper... Sad thing is, the UFO kids will snicker at black blimps yet accept ftl travel, starships and ET big game hunters... Black blimps man, responsible for animal mutilations, abductions of humans, all that stuff... at night they make no sound, they're invisible in the dark skies.... if that invisible object turns on a light, what do you think you'll see? A glowing orb floating in the darkness mebbe? It's silent and mounted speakers can play any sound you want. Imagine, a car travels along an empty road... black blimp emps it, hits the spotlight and plays "sound effect 4" (aka alien engines), meanwhile a bag team is sliding down ropes all in black, just as silent, sneaking up to the driver (not hard considering the sensory overload he's getting from all the smoke and mirrors) and knock his ass out. What do you think the drivers report of events will sound like? How seriously do you think people will take his story? Mmhmmm.... Just thinking out loud... the real beauty of black blimps is it's all just mundane technology and some (actually quite basic) theatrics. Anyway whatever the aircraft was, this was a job... a heist, a theft, an impressive one... in theory since it was obviously botched and it wasn't aliens (but I'm sure whoever it was is more than happy for you to decide it was little grey men, dig?) Last Edited by Lucky Charms on 07/18/2013 09:39 AM 'Magically Delicious' |
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