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Adertisement on toilet paper. What has this world come to?

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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great idea for political campaigns

ochange
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Seriously your profile pic looks exactly like women use toilet paper for. What do men and toilet paper have in common?
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Shocking, I will change it to suit you... perhaps not.
What is your clever answer to the riddle?
 Quoting: M1.618


Women use toilet paper on their vaginas after they pee. Men like to wipe wipe thier stuff on vaginas too
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08/26/2013 11:42 PM
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Re: Adertisement on toilet paper. What has this world come to?
Did your hear about Scott?
Scott Who?
Scott Tissue... he knows all the assholes.

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Haha seriously I would not want my business's ad on something people wipe their but with
 Quoting: bellyflops hurt 45344117


Don't care to get newsprint on my vag or in my crack either
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well at lest when the hubby or boyfriend is going down on you he has something to read :P
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Lol
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Did your hear about Scott?
Scott Who?
Scott Tissue... he knows all the assholes.

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Haha seriously I would not want my business's ad on something people wipe their but with
 Quoting: bellyflops hurt 45344117


Why not.Perfect place really.Everyone that sits on the toilet is tempted to read whats there.Everyone uses tp so great exposure.Be interesting to read whats on the paper while using the potty.Surprised no one has done it before.Maybe it will help lower tp prices too.
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08/26/2013 11:44 PM
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Re: Adertisement on toilet paper. What has this world come to?
what would you do without toilet paper, use your hand like the third world countries. Yuk, Iv'e seen it, and they don't even have sit down toilets, just the squat down ones. The Hindu saying, I dont eat with hand I clean my shit. They dont use spoons or forks either
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No, we eat animal shit and urine that is used to fertilize the food we eat. Many countries use swine and cattle poop + urine to fertilize the food we eat. It is called "organic farming". I don't know about you however I would rather use my own feces and urine as fertilizer for the food I'm going to eat instead of someone or something Else's.

I don't know how healthy that may be however I don't know how healthy someones or something Else's poop and urine is either. What is healthier, organic or chemical based fertilizer?
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I think it is a great idea...but why stop there, there are feminine hygiene products, baby wipes, tissues..anything that cal an hold print, hell yoou could even advertise on a biscuit
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what would you do without toilet paper, use your hand like the third world countries. Yuk, Iv'e seen it, and they don't even have sit down toilets, just the squat down ones. The Hindu saying, I dont eat with hand I clean my shit. They dont use spoons or forks either
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45344117


No, we eat animal shit and urine that is used to fertilize the food we eat. Many countries use swine and cattle poop + urine to fertilize the food we eat. It is called "organic farming". I don't know about you however I would rather use my own feces and urine as fertilizer for the food I'm going to eat instead of someone or something Else's.

I don't know how healthy that may be however I don't know how healthy someones or something Else's poop and urine is either. What is healthier, organic or chemical based fertilizer?
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The waste is processed biologically into fertilizer and has a long, history of being safe to most humans and animals.
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Woman goes to see about breast enlargement...

Doctor tells her to rub toilet paper between her breast.
She asks why.
He says "look what it did to your ass"
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laugh
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Re: Adertisement on toilet paper. What has this world come to?
great idea for political campaigns

ochange
 Quoting: M1.618


Seriously your profile pic looks exactly like women use toilet paper for. What do men and toilet paper have in common?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44582531


Shocking, I will change it to suit you... perhaps not.
What is your clever answer to the riddle?
 Quoting: M1.618


Women use toilet paper on their vaginas after they pee. Men like to wipe wipe thier stuff on vaginas too
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45344117


ohyeah
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Re: Adertisement on toilet paper. What has this world come to?
what would you do without toilet paper, use your hand like the third world countries. Yuk, Iv'e seen it, and they don't even have sit down toilets, just the squat down ones. The Hindu saying, I dont eat with hand I clean my shit. They dont use spoons or forks either
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45344117


No, we eat animal shit and urine that is used to fertilize the food we eat. Many countries use swine and cattle poop + urine to fertilize the food we eat. It is called "organic farming". I don't know about you however I would rather use my own feces and urine as fertilizer for the food I'm going to eat instead of someone or something Else's.

I don't know how healthy that may be however I don't know how healthy someones or something Else's poop and urine is either. What is healthier, organic or chemical based fertilizer?
 Quoting: Mr. D 4603964




The waste is processed biologically into fertilizer and has a long, history of being safe to most humans and animals.
 Quoting: M1.618


Umm most people rather eat real food instead of shit. The point is that Hindus do not use toilet paper and wipe their hand with their hand. Hindus also don't eat food with utensils but with the hand. So if they wipe their but with the right hand they eat with the left hand
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Re: Adertisement on toilet paper. What has this world come to?
what would you do without toilet paper, use your hand like the third world countries. Yuk, Iv'e seen it, and they don't even have sit down toilets, just the squat down ones. The Hindu saying, I dont eat with hand I clean my shit. They dont use spoons or forks either
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45344117


No, we eat animal shit and urine that is used to fertilize the food we eat. Many countries use swine and cattle poop + urine to fertilize the food we eat. It is called "organic farming". I don't know about you however I would rather use my own feces and urine as fertilizer for the food I'm going to eat instead of someone or something Else's.

I don't know how healthy that may be however I don't know how healthy someones or something Else's poop and urine is either. What is healthier, organic or chemical based fertilizer?
 Quoting: Mr. D 4603964




The waste is processed biologically into fertilizer and has a long, history of being safe to most humans and animals.
 Quoting: M1.618


Umm most people rather eat real food instead of shit. The point is that Hindus do not use toilet paper and wipe their hand with their hand. Hindus also don't eat food with utensils but with the hand. So if they wipe their but with the right hand they eat with the left hand
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Re: Adertisement on toilet paper. What has this world come to?
what would you do without toilet paper, use your hand like the third world countries. Yuk, Iv'e seen it, and they don't even have sit down toilets, just the squat down ones. The Hindu saying, I dont eat with hand I clean my shit. They dont use spoons or forks either
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45344117


No, we eat animal shit and urine that is used to fertilize the food we eat. Many countries use swine and cattle poop + urine to fertilize the food we eat. It is called "organic farming". I don't know about you however I would rather use my own feces and urine as fertilizer for the food I'm going to eat instead of someone or something Else's.

I don't know how healthy that may be however I don't know how healthy someones or something Else's poop and urine is either. What is healthier, organic or chemical based fertilizer?
 Quoting: Mr. D 4603964




The waste is processed biologically into fertilizer and has a long, history of being safe to most humans and animals.
 Quoting: M1.618


Umm most people rather eat real food instead of shit. The point is that Hindus do not use toilet paper and wipe their hand with their hand. Hindus also don't eat food with utensils but with the hand. So if they wipe their but with the right hand they eat with the left hand
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I see what you meant now... strangely I do not see organic fertilizer as shit)
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Re: Adertisement on toilet paper. What has this world come to?
what would you do without toilet paper, use your hand like the third world countries. Yuk, Iv'e seen it, and they don't even have sit down toilets, just the squat down ones. The Hindu saying, I dont eat with hand I clean my shit. They dont use spoons or forks either
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45344117


No, we eat animal shit and urine that is used to fertilize the food we eat. Many countries use swine and cattle poop + urine to fertilize the food we eat. It is called "organic farming". I don't know about you however I would rather use my own feces and urine as fertilizer for the food I'm going to eat instead of someone or something Else's.

I don't know how healthy that may be however I don't know how healthy someones or something Else's poop and urine is either. What is healthier, organic or chemical based fertilizer?
 Quoting: Mr. D 4603964




The waste is processed biologically into fertilizer and has a long, history of being safe to most humans and animals.
 Quoting: M1.618


Umm most people rather eat real food instead of shit. The point is that Hindus do not use toilet paper and wipe their hand with their hand. Hindus also don't eat food with utensils but with the hand. So if they wipe their but with the right hand they eat with the left hand
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Re: Adertisement on toilet paper. What has this world come to?
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can you spare me a square.

I would tell another joke but Iim not racist

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well, you just ain't trying hard enough


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goddayum thats some funny shite right thar
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can you spare me a square.

I would tell another joke but Iim not racist

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well, you just ain't trying hard enough


:obamashit:

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 Quoting: Bucephelus


goddayum thats some funny shite right thar
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Same as you never wrote a thing. SSDD.
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Re: Adertisement on toilet paper. What has this world come to?
what would you do without toilet paper, use your hand like the third world countries. Yuk, Iv'e seen it, and they don't even have sit down toilets, just the squat down ones. The Hindu saying, I dont eat with hand I clean my shit. They dont use spoons or forks either
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But Im told they are all the same as us, just as evolved, how can this be? LOL!
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can you spare me a square.

I would tell another joke but Iim not racist

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well, you just ain't trying hard enough


:obamashit:

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this is very disturbing i'm going to have nightmres
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Re: Adertisement on toilet paper. What has this world come to?
That is such a crappy idea.
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agreed.. pretty shitty...

imagine redeeming a coupon with shit all over it

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its either the worst or best marketing strategy ever. I cant decide.
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Re: Adertisement on toilet paper. What has this world come to?
Good idea, actually.
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At least it gives you something to read!
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docholiday That's what the old Sears Roebuck catalogue hanging on a string in the outhouse was for.
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At least it gives you something to read!
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:docholiday: That's what the old Sears Roebuck catalogue hanging on a string in the outhouse was for.
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Yep tear a sheet out,read both sides,then crinkle it a few times to soften the paper and you had free tp.
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Re: Adertisement on toilet paper. What has this world come to?
if they paid me to use it, than I would.

All these advertisers should pay us for their
dumb shit.
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Re: Adertisement on toilet paper. What has this world come to?
I think people are looking at this the wrong way. Not only is there a real possibility that toilet paper would be made cheaper by the brands that chose to do this -- you would be able to wipe your ass on all of those greedy advertisers for a lower cost.

Don't have to read it. Lower cost. Shit on advertisers. Sounds like Win-Win to me.
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what would you do without toilet paper, use your hand like the third world countries. Yuk, Iv'e seen it, and they don't even have sit down toilets, just the squat down ones. The Hindu saying, I dont eat with hand I clean my shit. They dont use spoons or forks either
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For fucksakes. Lately I keep noticing a fair amount of stupid comments authored by a Canadian. So please, if you're Canadian, think before you embarrass me and other Canadians!

Wetwipes and baby wipes. Baby wipes do a great job cleaning up the asscrack and they're flushable. When camping, ice fishing and in winter while at my cottage, baby wipes is the answer. My cottage hasn't go running water in winter, its the middle of nowhere, so when I head up with friends for a few days in winter, we use baby wipes for "strippers showers" and also asscrack cleaning. A "stripper shower" is a term used for strippers using the wet wipes from fast food joints, the little packet called "wet ones" =lemon fresh strippers...

Baby wipes are great to use after a day of snowmobiling, ice fishing and what have you, as you sweat inside your snow gear. After a few days of sweat, copious amounts of alcohol and a ton of "drunken bowl surprise"( every type of snacks we brought up gets poured into a huge bowl) " snacks, 5-8 guys aren't exactly pleasant smelling. So, a stripper shower to wash/clean armpits, crotch, neck and so on, is mandatory.
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Re: Adertisement on toilet paper. What has this world come to?
Woman goes to see about breast enlargement...

Doctor tells her to rub toilet paper between her breast.
She asks why.
He says "look what it did to your ass"
 Quoting: Founders Fan


lmao
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I don't get it help please lol
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Re: Adertisement on toilet paper. What has this world come to?
Woman goes to see about breast enlargement...

Doctor tells her to rub toilet paper between her breast.
She asks why.
He says "look what it did to your ass"
 Quoting: Founders Fan


lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44768327


I don't get it help please lol
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She has a big ass...
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At least it gives you something to read!
 Quoting: Skepticnumberone

There you go,news papers should start printing their product on toilet paper. Oh and how about some real news while they are at it.





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