The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.

Unlike a lot of you, I know I'm going to get smashed. So watch carefully and don't make the same mistakes

Is it a camel shrinking problem?

There's still hope.

Thanks. I've been having a terrible day. This popped up in my head though, and since then I've felt a lot better...even though I know I've got some dirty hands too...

I'm a poor representative for Christ. I hope to be a better one though.

Sill gonna get poo all over your shoes :(

yes, precisely. I have lead people away, I don't know what's going to happen. I think this is my last life

I have too. We're all wretches.

I believe we can be cleansed by the blood of Jesus. I believe that the intercession executed by Jesus covers past sins as well as future ones. I believe if we've accepted Jesus' offer of intercession, then we are saved. I believe this because it can be shown how Jesus saves us, mathematically and through the Law. I however do not know for sure whether we can lose our inheritance. With Jesus as the Good Shepherd, I would think we would all be brought back to righteousness at some point, whether it be now or on our deathbed.

I don't know. It frustrates me that I don't have all the answers. All I can do is keep trying to understand what I should understand, try to avoid temptations, and put my hope and trust in God.

What if you are wearing gloves, and when you get to the top you take them off, are your hands still dirty?

Well, if they don't fit you must acquit....?

I don't think shit mountain allows gloves.

Actually, just one. Shamon!


--MJ

Shamwow?

:lahey1:

For measuring the pressure of shit?

Does anyone know what I'm talking about regarding the math of salvation, or do I just sound like a loon?

Ill chop it down with the edge on my hand.

Ambitious.

The way you put it so eloquently would work great in a sermon. It's unfortunate for the preacher it would probably be his last sermon in that church.

take a shower?..lol

:violation?:

Just have to substitute "shit" for "poopoo".

Nightmares. Thanks, Balloons.

THIS

---MJ

Magtog

I thought about shit mountain all day

Why Magtog as a moniker?

The lesson here is don't shit on mountains.

If you have farts that can levitate you, I believe you actually should shit on shit mountain.

The word or the reality of shit mountain?

It's kind of a secret...