BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs!

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BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24405048 United States 09/18/2013 04:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs! They want Obama to not only call off the dogs, but to please enjoy them for dinner and calm the heck down. Elvis, OTOH simply wanted to take a nap.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 24590037 United States 09/18/2013 04:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs! They want Obama to not only call off the dogs, but to please enjoy them for dinner and calm the heck down. Elvis, OTOH simply wanted to take a nap. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24405048 Ouch!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4745946 United States 09/18/2013 04:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs! They're keeping Johnny Cash as a hostage since he's a (gasp) Christian!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47061826 United States 09/18/2013 04:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs! Ray Charles can send him back to Arkansas.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 4774683 United States 09/18/2013 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs! Frank Sinatra was unavailable for comment.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1672222 United States 09/18/2013 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs! We should send Hall & Oats over to negotiate! Granted they're not dead, but their careers certainly are. Air Supply could be their diplomatic support staff - the Syrians would LOVE them!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47061826 United States 09/18/2013 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs! Where is the SOS Band, nay, He has not been Good to Me.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 24590037 United States 09/18/2013 06:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs! You know who could conquer Syria? Jimmi Hendix. Easy. But I'd send Stevie Ray Vaughn along as backup, just in case. Of course, we're not talking about some pansy DIPLOMATIC solution, oh no!
El_Duderino User ID: 47065506 Spain 09/18/2013 06:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs! They want Obama to not only call off the dogs, but to please enjoy them for dinner and calm the heck down. Elvis, OTOH simply wanted to take a nap. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24405048 We are not children of celestial fuckin' light, walkin' arm-in-arm into the Age of Aquarius. We are wankers who wreck the planet an' piss on each other, 'til half the world's starvin' an' the other half's busy findin' new ways to keep from noticin' it. That's the fuckin' limit've our potential, believe me. :jcbanner:
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24518634 United States 09/18/2013 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 25353216 United States 09/18/2013 08:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs! :elvis presley: Quoting: Open Your Eyes The man could really
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25353216 United States 09/19/2013 09:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs! Heh. Remember #ObamaEatsDogs? Is that meme back?
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