Do Aliens Fart?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Some do, some don't.

Fuck yeah they do....they invented the bean burrito.

Those were illegal aliens that invented the bean burrito.

They telepathic fart...the sound & smell is only in your mind...

No because they don't exist.

lol

only after some Taco Bell

Yes, but they are highly evolved and thus use silencing devices called 'thongs' so as not to startle one another.

A thin flap of material called a 'fabric softener sheet' placed inside the thong lends their emissions a pleasant, clean-laundry scent.

Perhaps someday all humanity may rise to this level of technological innovation.

Fucking grow up you retarded cunt havet you got fuck all better to do you moron

someones got issues......

Indubitably!

You are an alien.

Yes we do.

Tornados and chemtrails are the result.

Profound question OP. Maybe some day we will know for sure.

According to Phil Schneider, the greys he had a shootout with in a DUMB excreted (shit) directly through their skin.

I would assume that this excretion included the release of gaseous substances, i.e. farts.

Lends a whole new meaning to SHIT HEAD!

aliens breathe methane they fart oxygen