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ny new jersey already got hit. watch what happens to Hawaii,they will be voting on it soon
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I will pray for you to get relief from your afflictions: being judgemental, not loving your neighbor, and taking the Lords name in vain.
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It's true, and I am not a Christian, I am a Pagan a Celt and Norse. Sex sure is pleasure, but it meant for reproduction.
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16 states now have legalized gay marriages.

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Doom on for those states.
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Sad thing is Marriage is a commitment, no need for the church and state. Many folk do it just for a tax break... Why should queers get a tax break, they don't make children for new cannon fodder..
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When I heard Illinois was being hit by tornadoes I thought I bet some crazy fundie is hollering God is unleashing his wrath on the gays. So I googled this for entertainment value, and holy flying monkeys I was right!!

Of coarse let's ignore that tornadoes would be a totally ambiguous message. God could be angry that someone littered, and you would never know it. It's just your homophobic bias that wants to connect dots.

This also ignore that global warming is happening, and this has extremely more probable natural explanations. If this is the way your god sends a message he didn't think this through.
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no fucking body is "afraid" of those who choose the abomination of homosexuality...we are disgusted by people who are like this. what's to fear. NOTHING FROM ANYONE. cram that "homophobic" card up your ass.
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Keep showing why religion is poison. I'm disgusted by bigotry, and stupidity, not consenting adults capable of having safe sex. If you are not into it nobody is making you do it. It's their business, and the US is not a theocracy. Religion should have no say in these laws otherwise you are forcing your religion on others, which is against freedom of religion. If you want to irrationally accept an old book with no evidence for it's claims to be against innocent minorities like it's been influencing people to do since the Bronze Age that's your business, but when you force that on others it's crossing the line. People deserve to tell you bluntly what they think of it.

Divorce is legal even though it's a sin according to the Bible. It's legal to have Satanic, Islamic, Pagan marriages even though these things are against Christianity. Where's God's wrath over these things? The US is secular. It's the 1st amendment of the US constitution, which was later spread to state level by the 14th amendment.

The reason it's bad to force your religion on others is religion is based on faith not evidence. It's something non-believers can't objectively verify. So you are making people follow something they have no way of observing, and they don't believe. That's not a way to keep peace in a land. It creates divisiveness. So every law needs to be based on objective evidence.
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ill be back when Hawaii gets hammered by weather after they pass the law. see what you have to say then
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ill be back when Hawaii gets hammered by weather or a volcano erupts after they pass the law. see what you have to say then
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When I heard Illinois was being hit by tornadoes I thought I bet some crazy fundie is hollering God is unleashing his wrath on the gays. So I googled this for entertainment value, and holy flying monkeys I was right!!

Of coarse let's ignore that tornadoes would be a totally ambiguous message. God could be angry that someone littered, and you would never know it. It's just your homophobic bias that wants to connect dots.

This also ignore that global warming is happening, and this has extremely more probable natural explanations. If this is the way your god sends a message he didn't think this through.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50227853


no fucking body is "afraid" of those who choose the abomination of homosexuality...we are disgusted by people who are like this. what's to fear. NOTHING FROM ANYONE. cram that "homophobic" card up your ass.
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Keep showing why religion is poison. I'm disgusted by bigotry, and stupidity, not consenting adults capable of having safe sex. If you are not into it nobody is making you do it. It's their business, and the US is not a theocracy. Religion should have no say in these laws otherwise you are forcing your religion on others, which is against freedom of religion. If you want to irrationally accept an old book with no evidence for it's claims to be against innocent minorities like it's been influencing people to do since the Bronze Age that's your business, but when you force that on others it's crossing the line. People deserve to tell you bluntly what they think of it.

Divorce is legal even though it's a sin according to the Bible. It's legal to have Satanic, Islamic, Pagan marriages even though these things are against Christianity. Where's God's wrath over these things? The US is secular. It's the 1st amendment of the US constitution, which was later spread to state level by the 14th amendment.

The reason it's bad to force your religion on others is religion is based on faith not evidence. It's something non-believers can't objectively verify. So you are making people follow something they have no way of observing, and they don't believe. That's not a way to keep peace in a land. It creates divisiveness. So every law needs to be based on objective evidence.
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Not forcing my religion on others. However, when the government of the land, is NOT going by the book on how it's set up to act, then they can't force me to do anything.

Yes, that's right, the Holy Bible, has laws and rules these leaders are suppose to abide by. For some ungodly reason the Israelites wanted Kings to rule over them like the other countries had. Man, people were not to smart back then either.

*rolls eyes*

Anyways, they rejected our Father creator in heaven, by rejecting the prophets he sent them. Fast forward to the present day, and this is the mess we are in today. ( not a surprise )

So when the idiots pass ungoldy laws, I don't have to abide by them. You say we are forcing our "religion" on them?

Wow, really? How do you explain it when we are the ones that get prosecuted if we don't want to cater to sin? Yes, sin is sin, it hasn't change since the beginning.

A gay couple can waltz right into your church and demand the preacher marry them! If the minster says no, gays can scream raciest or prejudice boo hoo stupid crap, even sue over it!
Would a Christian march into a gay hang out and demand everyone start singing hymns? No! Would a Christian sue the gays over it? No, although it does sound tempting ;)

If a Christian talks about their beliefs, they can loose their job! We are forced to cater to people that are against our way of life, and you think that is fair? They want their cake, and eat it too. And if they don't get their whimps fulfilled, they have a hissy fit and scream your homophobic! Oh boo hoo cry me a river!

I wished they would have stayed in their closet, and locked the dammed door! What goes on in their private life, should stay private, I sure dont want it in my face, excuse the pun.

I don't want their gay lifestyle parading down the streets in America! Our wallowing in sin is what brought O bamah the destroyer to rule over us in the first place. We reap what we sow, look around you.

You really don't think the God of Abraham, Moses, Israel, Isaiah, or the Holy Bible KJV is real?

Well keep making laws legalizing sin, and you will see just how Real our Father will get!

O bamah was sent to spoil us, and not in a good way. Because of our sins, our Father has taken away his protective hedge from us, and satan is having his fun now.

So that means, More earthquakes, floods, storms, plagues, drought, sores flesh eating rotting viruses, fire & brimstone upon us. Don't blame Our Father in Heaven for all this either.

Repent while we still have time, before we are taken captive and taken away in those white UN barges to be slaves in far away countries. The next wave of woes is yet to come.


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New York got sandy
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so there have never been any tornadoes in illinois before??

the tornado season is from march-july but that only means they are less frequent
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Not forcing my religion on others. However, when the government of the land, is NOT going by the book on how it's set up to act, then they can't force me to do anything.

Yes, that's right, the Holy Bible, has laws and rules these leaders are suppose to abide by. For some ungodly reason the Israelites wanted Kings to rule over them like the other countries had. Man, people were not to smart back then either.

*rolls eyes*

Anyways, they rejected our Father creator in heaven, by rejecting the prophets he sent them. Fast forward to the present day, and this is the mess we are in today. ( not a surprise )

So when the idiots pass ungoldy laws, I don't have to abide by them. You say we are forcing our "religion" on them?

Wow, really? How do you explain it when we are the ones that get prosecuted if we don't want to cater to sin? Yes, sin is sin, it hasn't change since the beginning.

A gay couple can waltz right into your church and demand the preacher marry them! If the minster says no, gays can scream raciest or prejudice boo hoo stupid crap, even sue over it!
Would a Christian march into a gay hang out and demand everyone start singing hymns? No! Would a Christian sue the gays over it? No, although it does sound tempting ;)

If a Christian talks about their beliefs, they can loose their job! We are forced to cater to people that are against our way of life, and you think that is fair? They want their cake, and eat it too. And if they don't get their whimps fulfilled, they have a hissy fit and scream your homophobic! Oh boo hoo cry me a river!

I wished they would have stayed in their closet, and locked the dammed door! What goes on in their private life, should stay private, I sure dont want it in my face, excuse the pun.

I don't want their gay lifestyle parading down the streets in America! Our wallowing in sin is what brought O bamah the destroyer to rule over us in the first place. We reap what we sow, look around you.

You really don't think the God of Abraham, Moses, Israel, Isaiah, or the Holy Bible KJV is real?

Well keep making laws legalizing sin, and you will see just how Real our Father will get!

O bamah was sent to spoil us, and not in a good way. Because of our sins, our Father has taken away his protective hedge from us, and satan is having his fun now.

So that means, More earthquakes, floods, storms, plagues, drought, sores flesh eating rotting viruses, fire & brimstone upon us. Don't blame Our Father in Heaven for all this either.

Repent while we still have time, before we are taken captive and taken away in those white UN barges to be slaves in far away countries. The next wave of woes is yet to come.


Matthew 24:29 KJV
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All that needs to happen is to let gay people have equality, and at the same time don't let people sue churches. I don't agree with those situations where Christians are sued either, it's oppression, but when Christians deny equality to a minority simply because it goes against their religion that is forcing their religion on others. Christians become the oppressors when that happens. The US is not here to be the Christian version of Saudi Arabia. It's here to serve people of all worldviews as long as the people of that world views is not trying to harm others, or force it on others.

Even as a Christian I don't think you would want a government telling you what to believe. What if it's what you think is the wrong version of Christianity? There are over 40,000 Christian denominations out there. Instead what your worldview is should be a personal issue for everyone, where everyone can decide for themselves.
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...Are you sure it isn't just you that's pissed at Illinois? So, according to your "logic", God is cool with Gays up in Washington State? There is so much wrong with your thinking that I don't know where to begin. With your logic, then, I have to assume if there haven't been natural disasters in an area, then he's happy with the behavior there.
If what you are saying is true, I am very sad there would be a god willing to wipe out everyone for the population he's pissed at, while ignoring populations all over the world who are starving to death, and whose prayers aren't being answered.

For the record, brainiac, you are correct that "an" does go before a word starting with a vowel, but there are a couple exceptions. One exception is an "O" that sounds like a "w", as in "one", another is a "u" that sounds like a "y", (like "user). A good way to remember this is by the way a word sounds. If it sounds like it starts with a vowel, use "an"; a consonant, use "A". But you would know that if you were in the ONE PERCENT. A note: next time you want to make a little fib, try making sound at least a little believable. I do know several people with genius-level IQ ranges and never have I seen them throw it in anyone's faces or announce it in any way. I've noticed that truly brilliant, classy or non-bigoted people rarely feel a need to broadcast it. (The biggest indicator to me that someone is a racist is for them to say "I'm not a racist.."). That said, I am not claiming to be a grammar expert so no need to correct me on my mistakes, I'm sure I've made a few here. It was just irresistible to correct this person who seemed so darn adamant.


I am sad for you that you put your faith in such a vengeful, cruel deity. I hope you do go back into your closet and pray real hard for a good long time. It will keep you from interacting with others.
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Correlation does not imply causation. This is the first of many problems with your assumption. Honestly, the "correlation" part is even kind of a stretch. I saw a rainbow today. Do I get to guess what message your god was trying to send with that, or are you the appointed spokesperson.. a prophet, perhaps?
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If gays can legally marry, then they can legally adopt children right?
Maybe that would anger God, knowing that children would be brought up by gay parents.
It would be strange for the child having gay parents, and I could see a lot of children being abused.
I could imagine two pedophile males trying to adopt a child with the sole intention of using the child as some sort of sex slave.
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...Are you sure it isn't just you that's pissed at Illinois? So, according to your "logic", God is cool with Gays up in Washington State? There is so much wrong with your thinking that I don't know where to begin. With your logic, then, I have to assume if there haven't been natural disasters in an area, then he's happy with the behavior there.
If what you are saying is true, I am very sad there would be a god willing to wipe out everyone for the population he's pissed at, while ignoring populations all over the world who are starving to death, and whose prayers aren't being answered.

For the record, brainiac, you are correct that "an" does go before a word starting with a vowel, but there are a couple exceptions. One exception is an "O" that sounds like a "w", as in "one", another is a "u" that sounds like a "y", (like "user). A good way to remember this is by the way a word sounds. If it sounds like it starts with a vowel, use "an"; a consonant, use "A". But you would know that if you were in the ONE PERCENT. A note: next time you want to make a little fib, try making sound at least a little believable. I do know several people with genius-level IQ ranges and never have I seen them throw it in anyone's faces or announce it in any way. I've noticed that truly brilliant, classy or non-bigoted people rarely feel a need to broadcast it. (The biggest indicator to me that someone is a racist is for them to say "I'm not a racist.."). That said, I am not claiming to be a grammar expert so no need to correct me on my mistakes, I'm sure I've made a few here. It was just irresistible to correct this person who seemed so darn adamant.


I am sad for you that you put your faith in such a vengeful, cruel deity. I hope you do go back into your closet and pray real hard for a good long time. It will keep you from interacting with others.
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All right I'll concede I was wrong about an. I realized that 5 seconds after I responded. Yeah I know about the exceptions.


I'm just saying, I don't think its a coincidence that Illinois got blasted by tornados after it legalized gay marriage, Hurricane Sandy hit the NE states after they legalized gay marriage, Boulder got hit by floods during their gay parade and Southern decadence has gotten pretty badly. God does use weather disasters to punish disobedient nations and I firmly believe we are in his crosshairs. I would not be saying so if I wasn't convinced.

I guess we'll see what happens in Hawaii.

And yes I am a 1 percenter in intelligence. I wasn't making that up.
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another idiot who thinks people that believe and fear a Holy God are 'homophobic' (which is colossally stupid), as we simply obey His commandments. and "homosexuals" are too dumb to know that God made man for woman and woman for man. they would rather, like animals, flather around in fecal filth. just like satan wants em to.

now GO ON DUMB BUNNIES, FLAME AWAY, you predictable little retards.



I think your just homophobic and wish this was the way it was
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Two words.........Tornado Alley.
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another idiot who thinks people that believe and fear a Holy God are 'homophobic' (which is colossally stupid), as we simply obey His commandments. and "homosexuals" are too dumb to know that God made man for woman and woman for man. they would rather, like animals, flather around in fecal filth. just like satan wants em to.

now GO ON DUMB BUNNIES, FLAME AWAY, you predictable little retards.



I think your just homophobic and wish this was the way it was
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Divorce is legal, and has been for a long time even though it's against Christianity, and yet many Christians seem to only want to focus on homosexuality which looks homophobic. Of coarse this depends on the person, and not every Christian is that way, but when someone jumps to the conclusion based on no evidence that tornados = God's wrath on the gays, it looks like someone has some issues.
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BUT GEORGIE! WHAT ABOUT THE JELLO?
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Isn't that state like right in the middle of tornado alley and always gets slammed by tornados around this time of year?
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Does anybody realize this? Illinois just passed gay marriage and now is getting pounded by tornados. Just another weather disaster after doing something God disapproves of.


Flame away people. I can take it. I'm going to be praying a lot tonight.
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God is just mad because he has to come out the closet now and has to show off his gay self!!5a
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glad i am savior instead because god didn't hear my childhood cry's for help , therefore god doesn't exist .
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You know the real God, the part of us inside ourselves that saves us. That god is glad you stopped praying to be saved from your life. hf
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Isn't that state like right in the middle of tornado alley and always gets slammed by tornados around this time of year?
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Why do you think we are so afraid of gay cake?
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...Are you sure it isn't just you that's pissed at Illinois? So, according to your "logic", God is cool with Gays up in Washington State? There is so much wrong with your thinking that I don't know where to begin. With your logic, then, I have to assume if there haven't been natural disasters in an area, then he's happy with the behavior there.
If what you are saying is true, I am very sad there would be a god willing to wipe out everyone for the population he's pissed at, while ignoring populations all over the world who are starving to death, and whose prayers aren't being answered.

For the record, brainiac, you are correct that "an" does go before a word starting with a vowel, but there are a couple exceptions. One exception is an "O" that sounds like a "w", as in "one", another is a "u" that sounds like a "y", (like "user). A good way to remember this is by the way a word sounds. If it sounds like it starts with a vowel, use "an"; a consonant, use "A". But you would know that if you were in the ONE PERCENT. A note: next time you want to make a little fib, try making sound at least a little believable. I do know several people with genius-level IQ ranges and never have I seen them throw it in anyone's faces or announce it in any way. I've noticed that truly brilliant, classy or non-bigoted people rarely feel a need to broadcast it. (The biggest indicator to me that someone is a racist is for them to say "I'm not a racist.."). That said, I am not claiming to be a grammar expert so no need to correct me on my mistakes, I'm sure I've made a few here. It was just irresistible to correct this person who seemed so darn adamant.


I am sad for you that you put your faith in such a vengeful, cruel deity. I hope you do go back into your closet and pray real hard for a good long time. It will keep you from interacting with others.
 Quoting: B.L. Zebub 49922400


Dont you get it? God sends bad weather to punish conservatives for opposing liberals.





GLP