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Haters gonna hate.Funniest karma comments.

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2013 06:17 PM
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My newest is at least humorous.

Yo mamas so fat it took 3 years for nationwide to get on her side. Lol.
 Quoting: sweetnsour


rofl

That's a pretty good one. :)

Just told that one to a woman in billing here at work and she fucking died laughing.
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12/20/2013 06:22 PM
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My newest is at least humorous.

Yo mamas so fat it took 3 years for nationwide to get on her side. Lol.
 Quoting: sweetnsour


I just looked and heres your latest one

"Why do you spend so much time here if you're married? Your husband either has you locked in the basement, or you're looking for some side dick on glp"

lmao
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A few of the complements Zombie has received.


Penis puffer

Obama worshiping liberal homosexual. SEEK JESUS AND REPENT!

A sodomite zombie? Wth?!?!

But he that sinneth against me wrongeth his own soul: all they that hate me love death.

Truly Luciferian zombie.

This is for GWB!!!
 Quoting: American Zombie


I've gotten sodomite before as well. I guess they thought I was a guy. Or a gal who gets up to naughty things.

:blush:
 Quoting: Doomish


Hahaha, I know.

The first two I got this morning on a thread that had zero to do with homosexuality.
I did how ever piss off a Christian or two.

Same dif I guess.

Edit...Happy ho ho ho and a very merry solstice.
 Quoting: American Zombie


You, you...Penis puffer.

(I did not do it!)
mehitable lives

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12/20/2013 06:26 PM
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I just wish people had the balls to sign their red karma. I rarely give it, but I always sign it. Or the green for that matter so I know who to thank :)
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12/20/2013 06:28 PM
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popcornbill
 Quoting: Krystle|Ann


popcorn
 Quoting: sweetnsour


I won't say who on here lol but there is one member I had a pretty nasty fight with in a thread recently, and they ended up getting some of the worst karma piled on because they made a big stink about one red karma and threatened to give everyone red if no one came forward. it was pretty freakin hilarious, total hostage situation.
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12/20/2013 08:00 PM
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I just wish people had the balls to sign their red karma. I rarely give it, but I always sign it. Or the green for that matter so I know who to thank :)
 Quoting: mehitable lives


I always sign and have enjoyed the red I got for it.


Edit....Here's a funny one GM got...........
Please tell me these George videos aren't you. If they aren't, I'll make it up with green for the rest of my weeks. If they are, shit.
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12/20/2013 08:03 PM
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Here is one that I got tonight.

Really.this is your contribution to this site? talking with an attention seeking gay men with a blond wig? how desperate can you be.

Some people are hard to please.
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12/20/2013 08:05 PM
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I just wish people had the balls to sign their red karma. I rarely give it, but I always sign it. Or the green for that matter so I know who to thank :)
 Quoting: mehitable lives


I always sign and have enjoyed the red I got for it.


Edit....Here's a funny one GM got...........
Please tell me these George videos aren't you. If they aren't, I'll make it up with green for the rest of my weeks. If they are, shit.
 Quoting: American Zombie


:bearbeer:
:sammichbear:
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12/20/2013 08:12 PM

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"Shame on you! YOU go suck a few dicks and stfu!"
poyl
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12/20/2013 08:16 PM
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1) You look like a transvestite...
My response- you must be ugly as hell!

2) Bimbo...
My response- you probably didn't pass 5th grade. Lol. I on the other hand graduated with a gpa of 96%

3) Whore...
My response- I've been with the same man for 5 1/2 years, faithfully. Sorry your vagina has cobwebs.

Since I cannot respond when receiving the red. Here it is. Lol.
 Quoting: sweetnsour


What is it with you women and your love obsession with the karma system? It's crazy. A lot of you get butthurt when you receive red karma that you feel the need to make threads about it?
 Quoting: Incel


Since our resident fapper doesn't want to play, here are a few of Incel's red.

You are one of the biggest losers I have ever encountered

Mommy didnt love this one

You are Village People GAY!

Bitter little man

Get a life you fucking twat

Not all women are whores. and not all of us want money.

And my personal fav........................

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! That's the sound of me backing up to dump off more red.
 Quoting: American Zombie


That last one is funny as hell.
Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP.

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Krystle|Ann

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12/20/2013 08:18 PM
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My worst, "Pretty sure you're a slut."
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Much more than just the title of an album.
The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal.KV :rose:
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12/20/2013 08:27 PM
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Oh, and very early on, I was called a "CIA shill".

Which really is laughable. Since I barely ever even post in alphabet agency related threads. But eh, whatever.

People are gonna see what they're gonna see.

Its funny, though, when people don't sign but you *know* who they're from. My last 2 reds are from Brief and MO. They didn't sign, but made it very clear it was from them.
 Quoting: Doomish


I know. People just scratch the surface without diving in deeper to really know who we are.
 Quoting: sweetnsour


This is getting annoying. I hope they ban this thread. This has turned into some support thread for butthurt people. And in your case sweet-sour, you must be very butthurt. Regardless, you guys care too much about negative karma. It's obviously affecting your egos if you have the need to talk about it. I'm going to try and get people to start reporting this thread to get it shut down.
√ Quality Chekd!
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12/20/2013 08:29 PM
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A few more from various users...............................


May you get pelted with chimp poo at the zoo

Your ways are The Ways Of Doom.

Can't wait 'til next week.. to give you yet another red

Just part of the great glp circle jerk

Public wanker

Horse shit. Very subtle

I'm the AC you banned from your thread. I joined just to give you this red. Enjoy.

:(

Why must you always curse and use capital letters like a screaming tard?

Stay off my threads jerk. Brief
Doomish

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12/20/2013 08:30 PM
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My worst, "Pretty sure you're a slut."
 Quoting: Krystle|Ann


I had one about me being a "fat ugly c*nt" and I emailed the mods to ask if they could N/A it for me (which they will happily do for really obscene ones) but before I even got a response, one of my buddies anonymously removed it for me.
Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP.

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12/20/2013 08:34 PM
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Oh, and very early on, I was called a "CIA shill".

Which really is laughable. Since I barely ever even post in alphabet agency related threads. But eh, whatever.

People are gonna see what they're gonna see.

Its funny, though, when people don't sign but you *know* who they're from. My last 2 reds are from Brief and MO. They didn't sign, but made it very clear it was from them.
 Quoting: Doomish


I know. People just scratch the surface without diving in deeper to really know who we are.
 Quoting: sweetnsour


This is getting annoying. I hope they ban this thread. This has turned into some support thread for butthurt people. And in your case sweet-sour, you must be very butthurt. Regardless, you guys care too much about negative karma. It's obviously affecting your egos if you have the need to talk about it. I'm going to try and get people to start reporting this thread to get it shut down.
 Quoting: Gallikers


Holy smokes cowboy, if you don't think it's funny move along.
Doomish

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Oh, and very early on, I was called a "CIA shill".

Which really is laughable. Since I barely ever even post in alphabet agency related threads. But eh, whatever.

People are gonna see what they're gonna see.

Its funny, though, when people don't sign but you *know* who they're from. My last 2 reds are from Brief and MO. They didn't sign, but made it very clear it was from them.
 Quoting: Doomish


I know. People just scratch the surface without diving in deeper to really know who we are.
 Quoting: sweetnsour


This is getting annoying. I hope they ban this thread. This has turned into some support thread for butthurt people. And in your case sweet-sour, you must be very butthurt. Regardless, you guys care too much about negative karma. It's obviously affecting your egos if you have the need to talk about it. I'm going to try and get people to start reporting this thread to get it shut down.
 Quoting: Gallikers


Holy smokes cowboy, if you don't think it's funny move along.
 Quoting: American Zombie


My thought too. Don't like it, don't click on it. Cardinal rule of GLP.
Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP.

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12/20/2013 08:37 PM
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Oh, and very early on, I was called a "CIA shill".

Which really is laughable. Since I barely ever even post in alphabet agency related threads. But eh, whatever.

People are gonna see what they're gonna see.

Its funny, though, when people don't sign but you *know* who they're from. My last 2 reds are from Brief and MO. They didn't sign, but made it very clear it was from them.
 Quoting: Doomish


I know. People just scratch the surface without diving in deeper to really know who we are.
 Quoting: sweetnsour


This is getting annoying. I hope they ban this thread. This has turned into some support thread for butthurt people. And in your case sweet-sour, you must be very butthurt. Regardless, you guys care too much about negative karma. It's obviously affecting your egos if you have the need to talk about it. I'm going to try and get people to start reporting this thread to get it shut down.
 Quoting: Gallikers


owhine

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byekitty



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12/20/2013 08:39 PM
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My worst, "Pretty sure you're a slut."
 Quoting: Krystle|Ann


I had one about me being a "fat ugly c*nt" and I emailed the mods to ask if they could N/A it for me (which they will happily do for really obscene ones) but before I even got a response, one of my buddies anonymously removed it for me.
 Quoting: Doomish


that is horrible they did that, but i'm sorry it's funny though

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The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal.KV :rose:
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12/20/2013 08:40 PM
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I find your response dimwitted and lacking in humor.
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i just got a good one from a christian who was gay bashing. i told him homophobia was latent homosexuality. i think i touched a nervedamned
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`...
Here is some latent homsexuality you stupid cunt, I just fucked you and your demons!!!

Last Edited by deadcat bounce on 12/20/2013 08:52 PM
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Oh, and very early on, I was called a "CIA shill".

Which really is laughable. Since I barely ever even post in alphabet agency related threads. But eh, whatever.

People are gonna see what they're gonna see.

Its funny, though, when people don't sign but you *know* who they're from. My last 2 reds are from Brief and MO. They didn't sign, but made it very clear it was from them.
 Quoting: Doomish


Then there are those that think they 'know' but they don't - I've gotten red karma that says "right back at ya" when I hadn't given any, red or green to anyone.
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

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or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

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12/20/2013 09:58 PM
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This is my favorite:

Recognize a troll when you see one you idiot. You deal with trolls with ridicule .... WTF is wrong with you?

I believe this is intended to be humorous however I am not certain as I do have difficulty understanding human humor.
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I just got it again heh heh

- You should not want to sound like uneducated trailer trash using vulgarity. Red to teach you another lesson..


and another

- Eh...

Lurkers be lurking. Fuckers!
 Quoting: Bear Drinker


Ya, I got the "You should not want to sound like uneducated trailer trash using vulgarity. Red to teach you a lesson.."

That one is getting old..they need to come up with something better. LOL

You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~
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You do look like a tranvestite.
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I got a new one chuckle

-Most ugly avatar on glp-
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson



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12/20/2013 10:13 PM
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i dont have any karma but this is from my ex-bfs acct.
i thought it was 2funny :D


While I was reading your post, I burned my italian bread. Asshole ! I wanted that damn bread
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Oh, and very early on, I was called a "CIA shill".

Which really is laughable. Since I barely ever even post in alphabet agency related threads. But eh, whatever.

People are gonna see what they're gonna see.

Its funny, though, when people don't sign but you *know* who they're from. My last 2 reds are from Brief and MO. They didn't sign, but made it very clear it was from them.
 Quoting: Doomish


I know. People just scratch the surface without diving in deeper to really know who we are.
 Quoting: sweetnsour


This is getting annoying. I hope they ban this thread. This has turned into some support thread for butthurt people. And in your case sweet-sour, you must be very butthurt. Regardless, you guys care too much about negative karma. It's obviously affecting your egos if you have the need to talk about it. I'm going to try and get people to start reporting this thread to get it shut down.
 Quoting: Gallikers


Oh fuck off. I enjoy the karma reads good or bad. Gives me insight to the types of humans on here. I don't care one way or the other what people think about me. Red me all day if you want.
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i dont have any karma but this is from my ex-bfs acct.
i thought it was 2funny :D


While I was reading your post, I burned my italian bread. Asshole ! I wanted that damn bread
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51826954


lol
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~
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Wow, thank you anonymous AC. The power of your red karma has shown me the error of my ways. You have taught me a hard lesson and I shall not use vulgarity any more.

On second thought, suck my fucking cock you worthless subhuman piece of shit. How is that for a lesson? lmao Red karma that you anonymous pussy :D
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Wow, thank you anonymous AC. The power of your red karma has shown me the error of my ways. You have taught me a hard lesson and I shall not use vulgarity any more.

On second thought, suck my fucking cock you worthless subhuman piece of shit. How is that for a lesson? lmao Red karma that you anonymous pussy :D
 Quoting: BioReaper


LOL





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