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Kenyan pastor orders female congregants to come to church without underwear for Christ to enter

 
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Nairobi pastor Reverend Njohi has introduced a form of worship at his Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in which female members of the congregation are banned from wearing underwear so God can enter their bodies easily.

After a recent meeting of the church’s elders, to debate the matter Reverend Njohi passed an edict banning the wearing bras and panties when attending service.

Defending the law, Reverend Njohi claims that when going to church, people need to be free in body and spirit to receive Christ.

Describing the wearing of underwear to church by women as ungodly, Reverend Njohi warned his members of dire consequences if they secretly did so.


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Words fail me.
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Re: Kenyan pastor orders female congregants to come to church without underwear for Christ to enter
Nairobi pastor Reverend Njohi has introduced a form of worship at his Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in which female members of the congregation are banned from wearing underwear so God can enter their bodies easily.

After a recent meeting of the church’s elders, to debate the matter Reverend Njohi passed an edict banning the wearing bras and panties when attending service.

Defending the law, Reverend Njohi claims that when going to church, people need to be free in body and spirit to receive Christ.

Describing the wearing of underwear to church by women as ungodly, Reverend Njohi warned his members of dire consequences if they secretly did so.


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ha ha ha ha ha ha
is it applicable to men too?
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"If I had an Uncle" ohappy
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Re: Kenyan pastor orders female congregants to come to church without underwear for Christ to enter
Nairobi pastor Reverend Njohi has introduced a form of worship at his Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in which female members of the congregation are banned from wearing underwear so God can enter their bodies easily.

After a recent meeting of the church’s elders, to debate the matter Reverend Njohi passed an edict banning the wearing bras and panties when attending service.

Defending the law, Reverend Njohi claims that when going to church, people need to be free in body and spirit to receive Christ.

Describing the wearing of underwear to church by women as ungodly, Reverend Njohi warned his members of dire consequences if they secretly did so.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55015216


ha ha ha ha ha ha
is it applicable to men too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55103613


The initial article I read (in Dutch) specifically stated that men were not banned from wearing underwear.
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03/03/2014 10:13 AM
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Fucked up.

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the pastor must like the smell of fish

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Re: Kenyan pastor orders female congregants to come to church without underwear for Christ to enter
Nairobi pastor Reverend Njohi has introduced a form of worship at his Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in which female members of the congregation are banned from wearing underwear so God can enter their bodies easily.

After a recent meeting of the church’s elders, to debate the matter Reverend Njohi passed an edict banning the wearing bras and panties when attending service.

Defending the law, Reverend Njohi claims that when going to church, people need to be free in body and spirit to receive Christ.

Describing the wearing of underwear to church by women as ungodly, Reverend Njohi warned his members of dire consequences if they secretly did so.


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next thing you know he’s possessed by Jesus

:african:sideways
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the pastor must like the smell of fish

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chuckle
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Re: Kenyan pastor orders female congregants to come to church without underwear for Christ to enter
Nairobi pastor Reverend Njohi has introduced a form of worship at his Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in which female members of the congregation are banned from wearing underwear so God can enter their bodies easily.

After a recent meeting of the church’s elders, to debate the matter Reverend Njohi passed an edict banning the wearing bras and panties when attending service.

Defending the law, Reverend Njohi claims that when going to church, people need to be free in body and spirit to receive Christ.

Describing the wearing of underwear to church by women as ungodly, Reverend Njohi warned his members of dire consequences if they secretly did so.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55015216


Are these 'dire consequences' doled out by him? Or 'Christ'?
Does he feel the female congregants up to check for panties?
If underwear blocks 'Christ' from getting inside you...wouldn't all clothing need removal?
Someone needs to remove this scumbag.
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The Mormons wear holy underwear to be close to GOD.
What the hell does wearing or not wearing underwear have to do with our relationship with GOD? Religion sure is a mind fucker.
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That pastor will have a constant hard-on...
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Re: Kenyan pastor orders female congregants to come to church without underwear for Christ to enter
Nairobi pastor Reverend Njohi has introduced a form of worship at his Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in which female members of the congregation are banned from wearing underwear so God can enter their bodies easily.

After a recent meeting of the church’s elders, to debate the matter Reverend Njohi passed an edict banning the wearing bras and panties when attending service.

Defending the law, Reverend Njohi claims that when going to church, people need to be free in body and spirit to receive Christ.

Describing the wearing of underwear to church by women as ungodly, Reverend Njohi warned his members of dire consequences if they secretly did so.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55015216


next thing you know he’s possessed by Jesus

:african:sideways
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gotta give the guy credit. he has a plan. probably a bunch of 1's and 2's anyway but if he has set the bar low he could be one busy fellow. wonder if it starts with an "inspection" to insure compliance?
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No panties = horny pastor
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the pastor must like the smell of fish

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Unwashed 10 day old fish. yak
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03/03/2014 11:12 AM
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Words fail me.
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obongo's grand daddy?
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The Mormons wear holy underwear to be close to GOD.
What the hell does wearing or not wearing underwear have to do with our relationship with GOD? Religion sure is a mind fucker.
 Quoting: Elusive Pisces 11156436


This is true and this is where we get the term ....holy shit from , when founder of the Mormons, Joeseph Smith had the mud farts while wearing his holy underwear.

I believe the story goes Joeseph Smith was reading from the secret golden tablets that no one but he could see , dressed in his holy underwear Joeseph let a loose one go and the congregation remarked Holy Shit when seeing the results of the mud skipper Joe let go . True story in the annals of Mormonism , the account is kept with the secret golden tablets revealed to Joeseph Smith only .
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Sounds like Jim Jones.
Don't drink his Kool Aid!
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Ah, the bosom of religion.

Eve can't get a break.

And Aminah ain't doing too well herself.

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The Mormons wear holy underwear to be close to GOD.
What the hell does wearing or not wearing underwear have to do with our relationship with GOD? Religion sure is a mind fucker.
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ohyeah
Government is a body largely ungoverned.
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shoe cam
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Re: Kenyan pastor orders female congregants to come to church without underwear for Christ to enter
Nairobi pastor Reverend Njohi has introduced a form of worship at his Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in which female members of the congregation are banned from wearing underwear so God can enter their bodies easily.

After a recent meeting of the church’s elders, to debate the matter Reverend Njohi passed an edict banning the wearing bras and panties when attending service.

Defending the law, Reverend Njohi claims that when going to church, people need to be free in body and spirit to receive Christ.

Describing the wearing of underwear to church by women as ungodly, Reverend Njohi warned his members of dire consequences if they secretly did so.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55015216


next thing you know he’s possessed by Jesus

:african:sideways
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cruise
Banned as usual.

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Wearing the undies and eating da poopoo. ALL WORTHY OF HELL FIRE!
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The Mormons wear holy underwear to be close to GOD.
What the hell does wearing or not wearing underwear have to do with our relationship with GOD? Religion sure is a mind fucker.
 Quoting: Elusive Pisces 11156436


All religions seem to have weird sex rules. I get it. Sex is awesome. But fucking A. Like marriage... You just have to legally own a person don't you? Just having a good relationships not enough. People trying to dominate people. Good Christ. Live within yourself and butt the fuck out of everyone else's beeswax.

Whoa. What was I talking about again?
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Words fail me.
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Obama is from Kenya.

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Kenyan pastor orders female congregants to come to church without underwear for Christ to enter.

The pastor, who will also not be wearing any underwear, has renamed his penis "Christ".

"Christ will enter her, and her, and her twice" he was overheard saying.

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**I'm all out of bubblegum
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the pastor must like the smell of fish

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chuckle
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1rof1
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Go commando for Christ!
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Go commando for Christ!
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There's your million dollar bumper sticker!
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