Kenyan pastor orders female congregants to come to church without underwear for Christ to enter | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 55103613 India 03/03/2014 09:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nairobi pastor Reverend Njohi has introduced a form of worship at his Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in which female members of the congregation are banned from wearing underwear so God can enter their bodies easily. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55015216 After a recent meeting of the church’s elders, to debate the matter Reverend Njohi passed an edict banning the wearing bras and panties when attending service. Defending the law, Reverend Njohi claims that when going to church, people need to be free in body and spirit to receive Christ. Describing the wearing of underwear to church by women as ungodly, Reverend Njohi warned his members of dire consequences if they secretly did so. [link to www.citifmonline.com] ha ha ha ha ha ha is it applicable to men too? |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 55015216 Belgium 03/03/2014 09:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nairobi pastor Reverend Njohi has introduced a form of worship at his Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in which female members of the congregation are banned from wearing underwear so God can enter their bodies easily. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55015216 After a recent meeting of the church’s elders, to debate the matter Reverend Njohi passed an edict banning the wearing bras and panties when attending service. Defending the law, Reverend Njohi claims that when going to church, people need to be free in body and spirit to receive Christ. Describing the wearing of underwear to church by women as ungodly, Reverend Njohi warned his members of dire consequences if they secretly did so. [link to www.citifmonline.com] ha ha ha ha ha ha is it applicable to men too? The initial article I read (in Dutch) specifically stated that men were not banned from wearing underwear. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 47342726 United States 03/03/2014 10:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nairobi pastor Reverend Njohi has introduced a form of worship at his Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in which female members of the congregation are banned from wearing underwear so God can enter their bodies easily. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55015216 After a recent meeting of the church’s elders, to debate the matter Reverend Njohi passed an edict banning the wearing bras and panties when attending service. Defending the law, Reverend Njohi claims that when going to church, people need to be free in body and spirit to receive Christ. Describing the wearing of underwear to church by women as ungodly, Reverend Njohi warned his members of dire consequences if they secretly did so. [link to www.citifmonline.com] next thing you know he’s possessed by Jesus :african: |
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Janine User ID: 53881305 United States 03/03/2014 10:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nairobi pastor Reverend Njohi has introduced a form of worship at his Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in which female members of the congregation are banned from wearing underwear so God can enter their bodies easily. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55015216 After a recent meeting of the church’s elders, to debate the matter Reverend Njohi passed an edict banning the wearing bras and panties when attending service. Defending the law, Reverend Njohi claims that when going to church, people need to be free in body and spirit to receive Christ. Describing the wearing of underwear to church by women as ungodly, Reverend Njohi warned his members of dire consequences if they secretly did so. [link to www.citifmonline.com] Are these 'dire consequences' doled out by him? Or 'Christ'? Does he feel the female congregants up to check for panties? If underwear blocks 'Christ' from getting inside you...wouldn't all clothing need removal? Someone needs to remove this scumbag. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 53110321 France 03/03/2014 10:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nairobi pastor Reverend Njohi has introduced a form of worship at his Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in which female members of the congregation are banned from wearing underwear so God can enter their bodies easily. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55015216 After a recent meeting of the church’s elders, to debate the matter Reverend Njohi passed an edict banning the wearing bras and panties when attending service. Defending the law, Reverend Njohi claims that when going to church, people need to be free in body and spirit to receive Christ. Describing the wearing of underwear to church by women as ungodly, Reverend Njohi warned his members of dire consequences if they secretly did so. [link to www.citifmonline.com] next thing you know he’s possessed by Jesus :african: gotta give the guy credit. he has a plan. probably a bunch of 1's and 2's anyway but if he has set the bar low he could be one busy fellow. wonder if it starts with an "inspection" to insure compliance? |
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Azadok61 User ID: 48171460 United States 03/03/2014 11:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Mormons wear holy underwear to be close to GOD. Quoting: Elusive Pisces 11156436 What the hell does wearing or not wearing underwear have to do with our relationship with GOD? Religion sure is a mind fucker. This is true and this is where we get the term ....holy shit from , when founder of the Mormons, Joeseph Smith had the mud farts while wearing his holy underwear. I believe the story goes Joeseph Smith was reading from the secret golden tablets that no one but he could see , dressed in his holy underwear Joeseph let a loose one go and the congregation remarked Holy Shit when seeing the results of the mud skipper Joe let go . True story in the annals of Mormonism , the account is kept with the secret golden tablets revealed to Joeseph Smith only . |
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BxMac User ID: 54215455 United States 03/03/2014 11:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ah, the bosom of religion. Eve can't get a break. And Aminah ain't doing too well herself. Last Edited by BxMac on 03/03/2014 11:37 AM |
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Manu-K User ID: 31976657 Spain 03/03/2014 11:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nairobi pastor Reverend Njohi has introduced a form of worship at his Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in which female members of the congregation are banned from wearing underwear so God can enter their bodies easily. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55015216 After a recent meeting of the church’s elders, to debate the matter Reverend Njohi passed an edict banning the wearing bras and panties when attending service. Defending the law, Reverend Njohi claims that when going to church, people need to be free in body and spirit to receive Christ. Describing the wearing of underwear to church by women as ungodly, Reverend Njohi warned his members of dire consequences if they secretly did so. [link to www.citifmonline.com] next thing you know he’s possessed by Jesus :african: Banned as usual. “It is far easier to be a weakling than to be a Real Man. Were the Earth less harsh or the circumstances of life less austere, man would destroy himself before the shrine of the languid goddess. Only Real Men can with safety destroy the tangled forests and wilderness of Earth and make from them gardens, but will those who inherit the gardens be Real Men? The law decrees that they must be, or the wilderness will reclaim its own.” |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 34679961 United States 03/03/2014 12:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Mormons wear holy underwear to be close to GOD. Quoting: Elusive Pisces 11156436 What the hell does wearing or not wearing underwear have to do with our relationship with GOD? Religion sure is a mind fucker. All religions seem to have weird sex rules. I get it. Sex is awesome. But fucking A. Like marriage... You just have to legally own a person don't you? Just having a good relationships not enough. People trying to dominate people. Good Christ. Live within yourself and butt the fuck out of everyone else's beeswax. Whoa. What was I talking about again? |
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Lemon User ID: 5766356 United States 03/03/2014 12:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Kenyan pastor orders female congregants to come to church without underwear for Christ to enter. The pastor, who will also not be wearing any underwear, has renamed his penis "Christ". "Christ will enter her, and her, and her twice" he was overheard saying. Other headlines - Church attendance at record high. - Undergarment Store declares Bankruptcy. - Obama national visit - Sunday at 9:45 **I'm all out of bubblegum |
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