Short sex is pretty normal, it turns out..

"With you, never a quickie, always a longie." - George Hamilton

Hubbie's not home.
I have more time than that, it's cool!

Relax, you are just suffering from the two minute hangover.

just give me another minute

... almost there

Meh, that collection of dried wet spots just gives the sheets character.

Depends which partner is making the wet spots!

But damn they're cold while drying, lol.

Hang it up, throw some paint and sell it as an abstract. Ok. That's gross.

Wouldn't be surprised if some "artiste" has already done that.

close enough

used his wife menstrual blood

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Nobody else has the same issues I have lol???

My spouse is in the mood maybe every 6-8weeks which makes improving on a windex bottle status nearly impossible ! (2 pumps and a squirt lol )

Also in the interest of spicing things up we added a vibrator into the mix a couple of years ago and now she must have it to enjoy herself because she doesn't recall how to get it done with just intimacy !

Kind of frustrating that even part of the time she would rather break out the toy than interact with me, despite the fact that nearly all foreplay is directed to her and then she is not thrilled that i have no stamina

But stamina is built up with repetition so that's not happening and she says I should go play with myself and doesn't understand that for guys it's not the same

Well that is just depressing.

Thanks for noticing lol.....yes it is ;-(

we are here for you

(but not in that way)

Obvious. It's ok, as long it's not my side of the bed.

I appreciate that, and not interested in anyone but my wife in that way
However I don't know how to snap her out of this insanity without cutting what little I do get off ! Wtf

Man are you REALLY serious? Because I have always HOPED that the fuckers saying they go without sex from their spouse for weeks/months were just overdramatizing and lying.

I can't even imagine that shit (barring physical problems preventing sex). I'd never put up with that shit, or expect for it to be put up with out of me.

How old are you???

LOL, This^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

36 and she's 34 and we have 1- 6yr old
She works 32hrs a week and I do nearly all child rearing, school and housework

Hey Patriot in Waiting - (hmm, how did you come up with that?!) Kidding. Marriages all go through cycles. My grandfather-in-law (loved that man) - once told me why his 60 year marriage was a success. I'm paraphrasing, but it was basically, God, forgiveness, and that each of them fell in and out of love throughout the course of their marriage, but never at the same time. Awwww...

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She's only in the mood every 6-8 weeks AND she needed something to spice it up? You'd think that amount of time alone would be enough spice.

I'd be leaving my spouse alone with his toy, and only his toy, if I were in that boat!

Do you also work outside of the home?

Is she depressed?

Have some insecurities in the pleasure dept? Both men and women can fake an orgasm sure.... If you have the skill to give her one, you can tell if she's faking.

from personal experience, me and my ex went through the same episode, he just didn't manage to get me excited half the times and the times he did it just didn't cut it

because he tried too hard
I think he felt the harder he tried the harder I must be able to feel his desire

hard to explain without divulging some intimate secrets tho

I'll try, when he tried to use his fingers he didn't seem to understand that rubbing harder won't cut the trick
that a softer approach may be more appreciated

Was she ever reallllly into you?

Hmmm that's interesting, but aside from the sex part of the relationship we are great....we travel and do a lot of family stuff and have a loving relationship but sex is much much more important to me than her and she says she just doesn't have a need for it as often as I do, that being said
After being married for 10yrs and together for 15yrs you would think things would be consistent to a point
I am really frustrated and honestly don't think she is cheating
But I don't think her behavior is normal in that way

Classic. Im sorry

No I'm at home working and do the mr mom thing because of a disability

I'm right you know.