How do I turn my son straight?

Mix purgative, milk of magnesia, red pepper and jalapeno peppers. Blend it all and make him drink it all. Maybe it will not turn him straight, but at least he will understand what a butthole is for.

sympathies mate. the little shit just killed your bloodline, (assuming he's an only child) on a teenage whim.

try and get that FACT through his head before disowning him.

fucking libs and their fag enabling agendas, getting into the young uns heads.

Sorry to say this but You can't because it's not a choice it's biological & neurological; so nothing can be done to "Change his mind"...

My advice is to learn to Accept him for who he is, your Son and not that of his actions.

You don't. Being gay is a birth defect, if he was born with only one arm would you disown him?

Lock him in a room with only a bible to read, nothing else and leave him there until he renounces the Jewish financed Liberal disease that has brainwashed him into thinking he is gay!

Exactly. He is my only son and I'm an only child, so him being gay means our family ends with him because he chooses to suck on dicks than be straight. Pisses me off. He's 18, so when he told me that I told him I was done with him and if that is his choice then he needs to get out of the house.

C'mon, to be Gay is not a problem, sickness and perversion,
be happy about his Decision and accept it!

This do not mean that you need to support him.

You know, it is Gods Way to say "i love you"!

Don't try to fix him, kick the queer out or he'll spread STDs to all the fine china and bleed diarrhea on the nice rugs. Being gay is a choice, but I wouldn't expect other decent choices coming from him after he already went full retard.

My son has all of his limbs, he was a perfect kid up until he decided to suck on dicks and be gay.

yes,yes

be the best father you can be.

from what i have seen, as long as parents don't screw up the relationship gay children are awesome to their parents.

very loving

caring

they don't have the same distractions (such as raising a bunch of kids)

gay people are a boon to family life.

fun, creative. enjoy.

:youreafag:

Get him a subscription to Playboy magazine.

You fucked up as a father long ago. You can't do shit about it now.

You also further enforced your shitty fathering by disowning him.

No, I didn't raise him to be a flamboyant little queer. I raised him to be a man, a good man. Next he'll be wearing women's clothes. I don't want a queer son trying to suck my dick.

It will take a bit of money but it will work.

One FEMALE hooker a night for as long as it takes.

He will thank you in the end

Hey OP,

Pay attention to the foods your kids are eating.
Therein lies your answer.

smart post but most won't be able to notice it.

Oh trust me, I've noticed. Now I know why he likes banana's so much.

Homosexualism is a mental defect.
I'm afraid there isn't much hope.

Have another kid and try again.

It also explains why cucumbers come up missing whenever my wife buys one.

Send him to bed with two issues of Big'Uns and call me in the morning!!

:bundy:

Less homothought and more chemically induced perversion.

OP is trollin' btw

Meh, leave him alone. Better to just accept his lifestyle and move on.

Tears are streaming down my face as I sit here typing this. When my uncle called a while back and told me that he thought my son was gay, I never thought it would be true. But I guess nothing gets around an uncle who works for NASA, way too smart of a guy.

:uncle:

It is my business dammit! He's my son, and I didn't raise him to be a queer. I didn't destroy any relationship, he destroyed our relationship when he decided he would rather suck on dick. That was his choice, his doing. Now he has to learn to face the consequences and know that with every choice you make comes a consequence. Time for fag boy to learn.