I Think I Got A Message From beyond this morning while making pancakes..... | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 58898254 Canada 06/06/2014 07:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I'm half asleep making pancakes on the griddle, and one puffed up with the most beautifully and perfectly formed heart I ever did see. Quoting: natasha77 I think it was a message. Think so??? It was asking for Canadian Maple Syrup instead of Aunt Jemima. It was speaking to you in pancake. So can I come over with my maple syrup and you make us pancakes? |
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natasha77 (OP) User ID: 58279785 United States 06/06/2014 07:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I'm half asleep making pancakes on the griddle, and one puffed up with the most beautifully and perfectly formed heart I ever did see. Quoting: natasha77 I think it was a message. Think so??? It was asking for Canadian Maple Syrup instead of Aunt Jemima. It was speaking to you in pancake. So can I come over with my maple syrup and you make us pancakes? Anytime, baby cakes. SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY! I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 58898254 Canada 06/06/2014 07:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I'm half asleep making pancakes on the griddle, and one puffed up with the most beautifully and perfectly formed heart I ever did see. Quoting: natasha77 I think it was a message. Think so??? It was asking for Canadian Maple Syrup instead of Aunt Jemima. It was speaking to you in pancake. So can I come over with my maple syrup and you make us pancakes? Anytime, baby cakes. I'll be right there! |
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Use your brian, moran! User ID: 56043334 United States 06/06/2014 08:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Keep it, write up some story about how you were meditating about your "love for your God & saviour, Christ Jesus himself", "when all of the sudden, the kitchen was filled with the most amazing light & an intense feeling of love enveloped you, as Christ entered you/the room/whatever" & when you looked down, Jesus God had left you this perfect heart shaped pancake. Put it up on eBay with a $50 reserve & say that "it's time for someone else to feel the love of God's handcrafted pancake". People fall for shit like that ALL THE TIME! ;-) I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends). "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." Diderot "Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters! "When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42079795 United States 06/06/2014 08:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I'm half asleep making pancakes on the griddle, and one puffed up with the most beautifully and perfectly formed heart I ever did see. Quoting: natasha77 I think it was a message. Think so??? It was asking for Canadian Maple Syrup instead of Aunt Jemima. It was speaking to you in pancake. So can I come over with my maple syrup and you make us pancakes? Maple syrup…always buy it in clear bottles. I bought an organic brand in a bottle which you couldn't see through. I made pancakes with pecans and when we sat down to eat, and poured the maple syrup out, long, thin black slimy snot-looking tendrils poured onto the pancakes. One of the slime-clogs got stuck in the bottle, and when the person tried to get the syrup out (think ketchup bottle shake), a blob of black goo which swirled with maple syrup like a coagulated rotting sneeze snot from the nose of satan plopped on top like some flag-sticking mutated pancake climbing bitch-frog. I called the number on the bottle and they said, "Oh this is typical in maple syrup." I'm like, yeah, right. Like I've never eaten maple syrup nor been around a maple tree. She told me I could boil the syrup, strain it, and then cool it and to NOT use the same bottle because it had fungi spore inside. True story. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 58351648 United States 06/06/2014 08:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If your heart is filled with love and harmony, you will reach eternal paradise. I would consider it a sign of your emotional success in recent days. The signs we receive, they are only as strong as the faith we have in them. |
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Dace User ID: 945543 Puerto Rico 06/06/2014 08:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Flapjack Doom!!! (by Dace) Flapjacks, Flapjacks EVERYWHERE! On the ceiling, on the stairs! Flapjacks lying on my bed, Flapjacks piled up on my head! With pats of butter, Eat them down, I wish I lived in Flapjack town! With lakes of syrup, Maple skies, and stacks of Flapjacks 10 miles high! I'll eat them all, oh yes I will.... and then it's off to Waffleville! =-) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1667343 United States 06/06/2014 08:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Flapjack Doom!!! Quoting: Dace (by Dace) Flapjacks, Flapjacks EVERYWHERE! On the ceiling, on the stairs! Flapjacks lying on my bed, Flapjacks piled up on my head! With pats of butter, Eat them down, I wish I lived in Flapjack town! With lakes of syrup, Maple skies, and stacks of Flapjacks 10 miles high! I'll eat them all, oh yes I will.... and then it's off to Waffleville! =-) FULL OF WIN!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42079795 United States 06/06/2014 08:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Flapjack Doom!!! Quoting: Dace (by Dace) Flapjacks, Flapjacks EVERYWHERE! On the ceiling, on the stairs! Flapjacks lying on my bed, Flapjacks piled up on my head! With pats of butter, Eat them down, I wish I lived in Flapjack town! With lakes of syrup, Maple skies, and stacks of Flapjacks 10 miles high! I'll eat them all, oh yes I will.... and then it's off to Waffleville! =-) |
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