Why are Conspiracy Theorists Generally Unemployed??

Hard to do all that research when you have a job and a family to support...

Now of course, if you are a conspiratard you will be infuriated by the chilling truth of this fact; however, have you ever noticed this phenomenon?

Most of the time if you encounter someone who is spewing conspiracy theories you later come to find out they do not have a job, and have not had a job for a long while.

You may even be able to categorize them. I think the "chemtrail kids" (i.e. conspiratards who think secret planes are releasing mind-altering chemicals into the atmosphere) have the highest unemployement rate. These also tend to be the youngest conspiracy theorists.

Your observations??