Can SHTF already.. Check this out :-|

Today, I was walking my dog. I grabbed the wrong leash but no big deal, I had another dog to walk anyways, I could grab the right one with the poopy bags and just grab both dogs turds.

Well, next thing I know I hear a someone screaming at me so I turn around and see a cop running towards me.

I'm in my garage so I tell him "stop, you don't have permission to enter my property"

"Do you want me to get a warrant" (grabs shoulder radio)

"That'll be fine I'll wait right here"

And now, he enters my garage so I turn to face him, he jumps backwards (like a pussy) and grabs his gun.

I ask him if he's going to shoot, and then affirm he does not have my permission to be in my garage. At this point, I still have no idea wtf he's doing in my garage or why he's bothering me, but I 100% hate police.

He then informs me he saw me walk away from the dog poop my dog just laid out. My face must have been priceless bc I just had a gun drawn on me for... Dog shit?

He starts to run my license plates, then asks for my ID. I ask "why? You just ran my plates"

So he says "ok then you're under arrest". I say "really? My child is inside and you want to arrest me for your mistake?" I then gave him my ID because in my experience your rights mean absolutely nothing anymore.

45 minutes in the sun later, he cites me for interference with official acts and animal dedicating on another's property. (It was city property, not someone's house)

And says "this could have all been as simple as me telling you to clean up the mess and going on my way"

So I asked "do you expect someone to act cordial when you run up screaming at them?"

"Yes, most people do"

What he meant was, most people are subservient to his trampling of our rights.

He said he attempted to get my attention, which in his defense he may have, but I definitely didn't hear him.

So yeah, once SHTF and lawlessness sets in, I'm gonna be enjoying a LOT of bacon.