Texas man secedes from the Nation!

wow.....just fucking wow lol

don't worry he'll be suicided soon

He had the right idea, but the way he went about it was totally wrong.

Just makes people like us look bad.

see?!? see what you all did to this poor man with your crazy threads?

Only two types of people come from Texas, steers and queers and he sounds like the latter...

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"they" want to put out the idea that anyone or any state that wants to secede is "crazy" before it happens.

Lol Petoria!

Go Dougie Doug!!!!!!

Can I be a Border Jumping Criminal on his homeland?
?

"...and you ain't got no horns, boy!"
-Les Claypool

Well, this won't take long.

The SWAT team will be busting down his doors and wrapping him up like a hotdog in a bun.

What a dumbass.

That guy, curiously, look just like this guy!!!

"Douglastan"? He just might have his US citizenship revoked and get booted out of the US with nowhere to go since his passport would be revoked, he'll spend the rest of his days in an airport lounge. I would love to see the authorities act on his wish and turn him into a persona non grata. Hahahahaha.

Obama goina blow Dougiestan da fuck up...

HAhahAAH lOL Dougie DouG

From fucking Dougistan haahaha

List of micronations

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couldnt he just call on the un for help??

You can be a noncitizen and stay on the land, nobody can prove ownership of the land or anything.

New country inside of the US borders free from tyranny...let's head out yo Dougiestan!!!

So funny

oh the THEATRICS...aren't you people SICK OF THEIR GAMES?

look outside in the real world......nothing has changed.
obama is still the loser he always was...his EO's are filed
in file 13, he is going nowhere FAST!

Thank you really interesting.

You obviously haven't been to Texas.

You make yourself look really bad with your Christian lunatic ravings in your signature lol

Soros will send in some radicals to over-throw Dougiestan and set up a puppet government with help from the CIA. Then the UN will send in their pedophile peacekeepers. All of Dougiestan's gold will be sent to the Fed for "safekeeking". The IMF will issue worthless derivatives in Dougiestan's name, create a huge debt, and institute austerity measures. Chevron will take ownership of all oil and mineral rights. DHS will use Dougiestan as a staging area to fly in drugs from South America. Chuck Schumer and Diane Feinstein will demand the seizure of all of Dougiestan's firearms. Pelosi will demand he open his border to baby Jesus. Obama will write an executive order to send all the jobs in Dougiestan to South Korea, and McCain will send in some locos to kill the guy and eat his heart.

"bush exonerated" = major lulz

Another Family Guy predictive programming.