i want to believe. Islam or Christianity? Which Magic Man is better?

All different pieces of the same cake... just depends which flavor does it for you I suppose

That is clearly not true.

What about this Jew-guys?
How you call a Jew-Dinosaur? Jew-Rassic!

You are ignorant dont speak

Paul Daniels is the best Magic Man

I prefer dynamo he is a fun lil demon

im not clearly sure about what is clearly true.

both religions are a bit weird.

just believe!

I put my faith in the Celestial Teapot and It has never steered me wrong.

he never was nominated for magic man. cant even do the water/2/vine trick.

Such an english thing to do you tea and scone loving bastard lol

Honestly, choose neither. Fuck it, right? You seen cool. If there a hell, fuck it bro, I'll see you there. And I'll fuck you in your ass.

Moses led the Israelites through the wilderness forty years, because he was ashamed to be seen with them on the road.

You will only recieve bitch.. you aint fucking nobody.. as for me I go my way n you go yours..

Why do they pray on all fours? and in genesis, who is the king of sodom? get it? wanna get it? jesus sounds better ! , because islam sounds like butter . .

Oh goodness don't get me started on tea and scones! There's nothing like unwinding at the end of a summers day with a pot of fresh tea and a couple of split scones with thick cream and a generous lashing of fresh strawberry jam.

To each their own why do you have to be an ass fuck n hater for? What good does it do ya to pretend to follow one thing then blasphemy another which is even better n more efficientnin its ways really

which hell is more "TheF*kOfTheF**gF*ck!!wtf":

A: Islam Hell

B: Chirstian Hell


And dont forget: noone came back from the HELL!

Hmmm you got me feelin like I wanna eat n english breakfsst now.. its late here n im kind of hungry a coffee n smoke will do though

They pray on all fours becaus its the best way to resive and send the prayers by lifting your anal-region in the air. the breathe technics allows a trained moslem to release 6 deep prayers every minute. its the most efficient way to stay connected whith the magic man.

Christian magic man is God

islam magic man is satan


hope this helps

A spire was struck by lightning and burned. The priest gathers for reconstruction. An old farmer who asked about it, if he would donate some answers, "No, Father, for a landlord who lights his own house, I give nothing ..."

means satan came and wrote a new version of the bible and gave it to a arab who declared it to a new world religion?

why does god allow that? isnt he stronger than the devil?

My recommendation is to read both books and decide. Pay close attention to the prophets mentioned in both and what each book says about them. Even jesus is mentioned in both and described similarly. Where the two meet you will find the truth, the way, and the light and why it's incredibly stupid that people use those books as a reason to hate each other
You are right about God showing you the path. If you go into it with an open mind and truly want to find the truth then you will.
I for one am a Christian, but I am all for self research. Finding the truth on your own is far better than it being shoved down your throat.
And God doesn't kill Satan because there is no point. God is all powerful. If you read the book of Job you'll see Satan can't act beyond what God allows. A bit of a mindfuck, amiright?! Good luck on your spiritual journey. It's the best you'll ever take!

God created us in His image. That image is implanted in our hearts. God is All Loving. Where do we feel love? From deep within our heart. Once you start to follow that love - regardless of what your background is - you are connecting to God. When we want to reach God, we follow the joy and love in our hearts.

As for religion, again, whatever helps you to connect to God through the joy and love in your heart is what you should follow. God has no limits - only we limit God's Glory.

Good luck and enjoy.

Well said

It is a fallen world

God allows humans to be deceived if they wish

ok.
Thanx for all the replies which made me think twice about converting to one of this religions.
I'v finally managed to find a new book with a far more true way of life.

its written around 80 years ago and tells the biografie about a guy who decides to be a active politician with a mindbreaking idea that all who are not like him shall die.

sounds a bit harsh, but after i read some pages i saw similarities to religions like i know.

here's a short summary of the contents:

"known problems in achieving national progress:

-some people are bad, because they are not like all others. They are Sand in the Gears of National Progress.

-some people looks like us, but they are old or retarded and are also a slowdown for National Progress.

-some nations are full of those who dont look like us. those Nations act like Barriers for our National Progress.

-other Nations dont like our progressing Nation and how we achieve the Progress. that is the greatest disturbance for our national progress.

known solution for all the problems:
SURROUND THE PROBLEM. KILL THE PROBLEM. PROGRESS"

u can download the book.
Just search for "Adolf Hitlers MEIN KAMP"

im sure as hell that this book has the only truth about how to handle the whole humanity.
Adolf has written a book, with extremly detailed knowledge about the human races. It seems like he recieved all the words from a big all knowing God-like beeing.
If you follow his actions u can clearly see that the other books are just a trial and error from the big creator, unless he developed a effective way to solve the problems descibed in "the Bible" and "Quran".

Just give it a chance.

sorry but i cant get why god doesnt kill or remove the Devil/Satan. Why there is no Point? If he is powerfull as ass and dont want the poeple follow he's bad boy, so why he dont remove him? does he like to watch people beeing jackassed by that bad guy?

the christians say the muslims worship the same god, so there must not be a difference between bible or koran! pick whichever you feel like, it doesn't matter

Both are full of shit