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KoFFee_
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My toilet paper is shrinking
Just got back from the grocery store and discovered my toilet
paper roll is shorter.

I feel like I'm getting a bum deal.

I first noticed product shrinkage with Ice Cream, then Cereal, then coffee.

Now it appears that most manufacturers have joined in
shrinking the size of their packaging ever so slightly.

But come on, toilet paper too?

It shrunk in height by about a 1/2"--doesn't fill out the
holder anymore.

Just saying.
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Thread: Yes, you are getting a bum deal! Toilet paper rolls are SHRINKING as firms such as Charmin try and squeeze more profits from smaller sheets
7/11 was a part time job!

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Guess I missed that thread.
Still, can't believe the prices and shrinkage of the products at the grocery store today.
Seems like the cereal boxes are shrinking again.

Found this link about the toilet paper:
You’re not imagining it: Toilet paper is shrinking
[link to www.centralmaine.com (secure)]
However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task
the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace. Acts 20:24

"This man really is the Savior of the world!" John 4:42

Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him;
and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:7
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Re: My toilet paper is shrinking
everyone should boycott them for that and switch to paper towels or kleenex, and send them letters to put the toilet paper back to normal size, because itis now to small and causing health problems, because it doesnot work anymore.
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Re: My toilet paper is shrinking
I don't think it matters how big the rolls are.

Mathematically, my doupes use 1/3 of a roll 85% of the time.

Toilets need bigger poop shoot holes.
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Re: My toilet paper is shrinking
They're also doing this with frozen french fries, frozen juice concentrates, carbonated drinks...and they also increase the shelf price, really pisses me off.
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Re: My toilet paper is shrinking
Noted the TP a few months ago. Also saw the earlier thread about it. That doesn't give me cause for pause.

However, every month it seems that I'm seeing a 50 cent rise in the price of everything. Now, the sale prices are what we had been spending on things last year.

I watch the flyers before I go shopping and write lists of what to get where, and always hit Safeway on Friday morning while they still have a good selection on their $5 Friday items.

This is the year we really get serious about gardening. We've had the raised beds for 3 years, but were new into gardening and lost a lot of produce. Who knew that gardening wasn't just second nature? We do, now. When sweet potatoes (non organic) go for 1.79 a lb, and red leaf lettuce is 2.49 for a smallish head, and bok choy is 2.29 for three small heads, I think I'm gonna do gardening right this year.

bump
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Re: My toilet paper is shrinking
Maybe your ass is just getting bigger!
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They give you less and charge you the same (or more).... That's corporatism for you - always trying to squeeze the most profit out of the 'consumer'.... God forbid they actually give the customer what they want and make them so pleased with their product that they happily keep their business with that company...
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No your ass is just getting bigger.
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Girls poop..wtf
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No your ass is just getting bigger.
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How original! Just look at the two posts before.
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Girls poop..wtf
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No your ass is just getting bigger.
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How original! Just look at the two posts before.
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stfu, you stole that idea from me.
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Re: My toilet paper is shrinking
It isn't just products that are shrinking, so are the number of store shelves. Most of the stores i frequent now have large open areas between the cash registers and where the aisles begin. The space between the aisles has grown wider also. This has been done over a long period of time incrementally so as not to scare the people. They've been tricking us for a long time now but it's blatantly obvious now and can't be hidden. Everyone knows things are really bad but very few want to talk about it and seem to choose to ignore it. But we will still have our politicians lying their heads off about the economy. Some things truly do never change!
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No your ass is just getting bigger.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6131573


How original! Just look at the two posts before.
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That's what I was going to say. You're getting a fat, monster ass and need to lose weight.
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Re: My toilet paper is shrinking
No your ass is just getting bigger.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6131573


How original! Just look at the two posts before.
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stfu, you stole that idea from me.
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No, you are too slow, that's all.
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Think of all the toilet paper that kim kartrashian needs.
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They are using less sheets but marketing them as "thicker" to cover up the deception. Best buys that are not John Wayne-type are still original White Cloud, and if you can find it, Fiora (350 sheets). I was fed up as well and did the research.
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Re: My toilet paper is shrinking
Just got back from the grocery store and discovered my toilet
paper roll is shorter.

I feel like I'm getting a bum deal.

I first noticed product shrinkage with Ice Cream, then Cereal, then coffee.

Now it appears that most manufacturers have joined in
shrinking the size of their packaging ever so slightly.

But come on, toilet paper too?

It shrunk in height by about a 1/2"--doesn't fill out the
holder anymore.

Just saying.
 Quoting: KoFFee_




pun intended???
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Re: My toilet paper is shrinking
toilet paper, paper towel, kleenex, all getting smaller
probably because of recycling
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Just purchased Bounty paper towels yesterday.

Very thin and cheapened product too!
We all noticed right away that the 'quicker picker upper' is no more. Sad times...


verysad
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Re: My toilet paper is shrinking
Order a bidet seat from amazon.
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You expect anything else than a bum deal? ;)
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Girls poop..wtf
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